Stuff that you found funny recently that you can pretty much 100% guarantee that no-one on here will find funny
The other day I was doing my weekly food shopping, in Budgens. I was just paying for my food, and the checkout woman was loading my food into a bag. There was quite a lot of food so the checkout woman asked me if I’d like one bag or two bags.
I was day dreaming, so didn’t really catch the question and just said “Yes please”. So she started to pack the stuff into 2 bags. It was then I realised that she’d asked me if I wanted one or two bags and I’d just said yes please.
Still tickles me now.