I used up all my triple platinums yesterday.
but I'm saving it for Friday
Wheel it out.
How about a what animal would you transform into if you could (Dracula style) but it would have to be for practical purposes like commuting or ripping people's faces off not just because you think they are cuddly or indie or noble or some shit. When you transformed back your clothes would reappear on you.
I'll allow it.
cockatrice means three penii. Ask Balonz's mother if you want confirmation
no one tells me anything
Not as far as I'm aware...
It is possible for two separate people to think the same thing believe it or not.
And enjoyed it muchly.
Much better than a plain Dairy Milk or even its close relative, the Flake...
I'm sure there's a gap in the market for another chocolate bar thread...
I've got a stitch
I'd like to know the maths behind this.
Can't remember what it was now.
'puts n buts'?
Stop hassling me about it.
failed food attempts
why does menstruation have men in it if its a female thing
or fifth, but don't tell TD.
as we like to touch his downy, father ted-style backside.
then start a thread about how you're driving. they lap that shit up.
While I'm sat at this (http://goo.gl/maps/672zd) set of traffic lights for 3 fucking minutes.
I know its only a rat run meeting a main road out of the city, but I've never known a set of lights to stay red for so long. And then they're only on green for about 15 seconds.
I'll go to the Cosmo forum to see what they have though
been saving them up for about 7 months. just gonna release them all one day.
I'd call that a cockatrice of failings Balonz has
I propose a thread about amusing surnames. My missus went to school with a Squelch.
maybe something about peoples creams & lotions of choice, but my heart's not really in it
Not commercial haulage by sea but this fucking bizarre thing where two celebrities or fictional characters (often same sex but not actually thought to be gay) are imagined together as a sexual partnership inspiring fanfiction, drawings etc?
For example the Cumberbatch Freeman version of Sherlock where the characters are imagined as Johnlock (in the Branjelina vein) and presumably bum each other's brains out.
My daughter introduced me to the concept and I'm struggling to get my head round it. She's 13.
but I'm not gonna waste it while this thread's getting all the attention.
I had one earlier but i cant remember it now.
but he can never leave.
I've brought shame on my family
FFS wasn't the War of Independence fought specifically so that we didn't have to have this kind of shite in Britain?
Is she fit?
Im off out for binbags and labels.
I'm in an on-off-on-off relationship.
No labels so i have envelopes which i am cellotaping to binbags. S industrious. Might have a cup of tea before I tackle my pants drawer.
Meh, maybe tomorrow.
covered strategy, the history and the international competitions.
The group lapped it up.
I was carried around the room on their shoulders like a fucking champ afterwards.
(there was polite acknowledgement)
I just thought it would be a good set up for some prime trash talking and psyche outs. I was even going to offer a twix to the winner.
Some people post loads on here yet don't really divulge anything abou themselves. This thread is for you to post about them in.
just so I could talk about people who actually ask questions at the end of training when asked 'Does anyone have any questions?'. I say people, I mean subhuman, keen to learn SCUM.
whoever gets closest wins a prize
Those the things that wimminz clothes have in them for hang em with?
I thought you meant the big loops inside women's tops
And they are just annoying