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'It’s nuts to think that squirrels can start fires, but that’s exactly what happened here,'
"It’s a battle between me and the squirrels. I put up with that but now they’ve set my house on fire I’ve decided I’m going to shoot them all".
“I said to the driver: ‘I’m telling you, my house is on fire. Go left here.’
“The driver said: ‘I can’t go left – I’m in a funeral.’
“I said: ‘Never mind that. Turn left.’”
So much is missing.
Practically admits he's being done by a squirrel on a daily basis, eating his nuts, "beating [his] contraptions". At least lie and pretend the squirrel set your house on fire because you were winning
that's bad squirrel murder. get him off my show.