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How's your horoscopes?
"How can you stay focused? It's not as easy as it sounds on a day like today, but if you can do so, you are sure to stay ahead of the pack. If you get too distracted, you may want to quit early."
Maybe start basing all your life decisions on your daily horoscope.
Rewards from hard work and dedication could finally be in the offing, Gemini. You experience the warm feeling that comes from deep satisfaction and knowing that you deserve everything wonderful that's happening. You will want to bask in your happiness with your loved ones. Plan a celebration and share your good fortune with the people who have supported you.
I can't even tie this into anything that is happening. FUCKING RUBBISH let's try a different one
You're having a great time debating the finer points of your big plan -- or maybe it's a deeper philosophical issue that has you scratching your head. In either case, your brain is fully engaged!
I think that's about the Easter weekend partying that i'm planning. Still rubbish though. One more.
Sunday is a “tend and befriend” kind of day. One of your nearest and dearest could use your special brand of TLC. You’ll actually find it energizing—not draining—to help her out. Whether you’re brewing a comforting pot of tea while she cries on your living room couch or driving her to a doctor’s appointment, pay it forward with a sweet act of generosity.
Tend & befriend. Jesus H.
if you don't want that i'll just get in touch with my feminine side and cry on the couch myself
"Your intuition should be growing by leaps and bounds. Today you may get psychic messages from everywhere, both personal and universal. This can be a bit overwhelming, Aries, particularly if you aren't used to it, but don't fight it. It's a symptom of your inner growth. It should be a very positive development in the long run. It can help turn your dearest dreams into reality."
Uri Geller did text me earlier tbf
Maybe they'll all have a wash
they should excavate oh I can't be bothered
" Beware of losing your identity to a large group. Although you enjoy spending time with friends or an activist organisation, you do have some significant differences from them. Don't be afraid to voice your dissent, even if people tease you for being an oddball. If somebody proposes a dangerous plan, be ready to block it. You can't jeopardise your reputation by being involved in a questionable activity. Being accepted by the group is reassuring, but it's more important to obey your conscience."
AND OH LOOK http://i.imgur.com/SRtpQoh.png
sums up today pretty perfectly
Awkward situations can sometimes produce the best of friends or allies at work. They can steer you away from things that, no matter how much you’d like to be involved, just aren’t that great for you. Early this week you may have the face on – you know the face – but as things play out you will be glad things didn’t work out. New friends, job and even romance comes from a tantrum that turns into a tiara.
[I know your mum's face]