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here's one: a regular-sized bag of crisps: never enough crisps.
now your turn.
it's not the main meal. don't be greedy. or eat in better restaurants.
i would happily eat a main-meal-sized portion of prawn cocktail.
Packs of biscuits that say 'This provides 17 servings'...
since when did a standard-sized bag of Minstrels provide two portions? fuck off.
Or have only ONE biscuit
singing my life with his words
interestingly, 12 inch subs always make me feel very food-guilty.
And after two bites decided that i am never, ever eating them again!
i'm still talking about subs
I always slip in to a food coma after a burrito. I had to stop having them for lunch because I'd fall asleep at work in the afternoon.
Always left wanting more after the majority of burritos. Must be your dainty little girl stomach.
Burritos are far too big for me. I assume you're just a pig.
Always has to be a pastie AND a sausage roll...
Thinking it was better than getting two pasties. Then they started putting nutritional information on the tag things and I realised the difference between two pasties and two sausage rolls is almost negligible so I started just getting one pasty.
everything is pretty much always too much. can't think of anything i ever eat when i could eat a bit more
Maybe that's just because I'm a fatty though.
that cheeseburger chaser.
value meal + extra cheeseburger = probably about the right amount of McD's. Never see the point of going large - who wants a pint of fizzy drink?
and they can get a free cheeseburger. Helps if they have a dainty little girl stomach so there is no argument as to the digestive destination of said cheeseburger.
And get a can of rubicon from the newsagents.
Got to have fries as a resbite from the burgers otherwise you end up eating them all at once and makes the whole sorry affair somewhat unsatisfying.
I'm not a massive fan of eating two things at once, having to alternate between the two. Ad I always struggle to pick which one i want to eat last. Having two cheeseburgers solves this silly dilemma.
Half the fries (anticipation makes the burger taste sweeter)
Couple of bites of burger
Finish the fries
Finish the burger
I never get fries. Waste of time. Give me more burger plz.
wait 15 minutes
feel really thisty and drink the diluted remains mixed with the half-melted ice.
Milkshake or Tropicana for me.
My appetite is near endless.
mini most things.
on the way home from the Scottish beer festival? Then we watched Aliens.
You just end up eating far more than you should of them.
The line between not enough and much too much is far too fine as well.
which is presumably why you can end up eating much too much
I love some halloumi but after a while, the texture starts to bother me after about 5 or 6 slices
buffet lunch - esp. the sort of thing you have on boxing day (cold meats, pickles, crackers, cheeses etc)
basically just a shot glass
Last night i couldn't decide which curry to have, so I ordered two mains and a side. Ate about a third of each. I've just had leftovers for lunch and I'll finish the rest of it as a pre-dinner snack later.