Due to a clerical error, and a staggering level of laziness to resolve the issue, my dinner appears to be a small black trough of mashed potato* with some onion and mustard added to it. Nearly 500 calories! Is fucking shit as well, really tastless!
For those calories I could be eating – 1 Big Mac** or 2 lion bars or 2.5 bags of tangy cheese Doritos!
Other things that aren’t worth the calories – a big bowl of tasteless cereal/porridge. A proper man sized portion is probably about 450 calories***, better off having a big mac again.
*Please, no comments on being sub human scum for buying pre-made mashed potato
**Please, no comments on something about amount of saturated fat and not just calorific content etc
*** please, nothing about ‘counting calories is really boring/fast metabolism
So what else isn't worth the caloreeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?