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Golden retriever = TOO BIG
Jack Russell = TOO SMALL
So, somewhere in between.
Just answer the question.
Some woman on my street has one and it's fucking massive. As in taller than a man when it rears up on its hind legs (which it likes to do).
That is to say, a mountee. Because I mount her. For sex reasons.
Me, my large Labrador Uncle Frank is perfect.
don't look up a mastiff. he'll fuck you up.
the only dog I can abide
They seem a good size. Probably similar dimensions to a Jack Russel but a bit fuller. Decent size to pick up and allow on the sofa and so forth
Wouldn't want a really small dog and wouldn't want anything much bigger than a terrier as it'd take up too much room. Be like having an extra piece of furniture in the room with you.
I do like Collies
There's definitely something else in there as well though because she's taller than any westie or shih tzu I've ever seen. But yes, as tall as the dog i had with my ex :'(
In the abstract, hypothetical sense. In reality they're slobbery fuckwits.
Still love 'em.
Good size. Would recommend.
Not all collies are herders.
Proper dog, that. Though they need a ton of exercise, grooming, and apparently eat a ton of food and take massive shits.
When I retire rich to some rural seaside resort I'm going to have two.
They have all that bad genetic shit from selective breeding so maybe I'll just get a massive mongrel of some kind.
i've got one. He's big enough to look like a proper dog(with a proper haircut for proper lads) and chase birds and sheep and cats and cows and stuff but he's small enough that he can sleep on me and he's not too heavy
Mine is a working spaniel.
here's mine looking sleepy/grumpy
I want to put a little bow/clip on the quiff.
to match the jumper
it was so small it got run over and they hung it from their shed door in a carrier bag :(
Like the one what won Crufts
And I'd like a St Bernard or a Pyrenean mountain dog. So something in the middle, like an Old English Sheepdog size would be a compromise.
but you'd have to be a lumberjack to look after something that size
Would you LOOK at that pug poster in the background?
That is no dog
but Nova Scotia Tolling Duck Retreiver. Ideal size, noble beast, awesome for walking near rivers with
lots of people do not have the,
You funny people you.
but ultimately they're TOO BIG.