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I reckon Bruce Forsyth's horrible behind the scenes

untrue [Edit] [Delete] 29 replies 15:08 March 19th, 2013

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I remember reading somewhere that

during a press release of that dancing show he does, he spent about an hour reading out all the times that the BBC had beaten ITV in the ratings with his show..

So yeah, he probably is a bit of a dick.

lovelessrapture | 19 Mar '13, 15:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Saw him on Alan Carr's Chatty Man and he seemed kind of menacing
  
  as though he resented Carr for being young
  
  untrue @lovelessrapture | 19 Mar '13, 15:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
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http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53360000/jpg/_53360906_bruce4.jpg

forzaborza | 19 Mar '13, 15:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
I reckon he's a nazi war criminal hiding in plain sight.

eltham | 19 Mar '13, 16:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
I can imagine he talks really fast and slobbers a little bit when angry

maybe points a lot, too

Fuzzy_Dunlop | 19 Mar '13, 16:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
Wasn't there a Louie THeroux style follow-doc in which they followed Bruce bragging and golfing his way around empty, lonesome and waning days spent on some spanish sun spot resort?

Jawstheshark | 19 Mar '13, 16:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Yeah, not sure Theroux was involved though
  
  He washsed his socks and shirts in the sink as he was very particular about how it should be done. He was quite detailed in how a wet shirt should be hung (hanged?) too, iirc. Seemed alright to me.
  
  Frank_Hailstones @Jawstheshark | 19 Mar '13, 16:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I think he seemed like a tragic figure, destined to perform his signature 'nice-to-see-you' pose to ever dwindling and less receptive ex-pats until one day his call is left hanging, mournfully, never to be answered again.
    
    This was pre strictly though.
    
    Jawstheshark @Frank_Hailstones | 19 Mar '13, 16:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
he didn't come out as a pedo during the pedo scandle

which is surprising because he's got the chin for it

CrispinAlexander | 19 Mar '13, 16:20 | X | ^ This | Reply

Oissin_ this'd this
He's an old-school professional entertainer

and I don't think that he's got a lot of time for amateurs (or rather professionals who don't take it as seriously as he does). One of his early catchphrases was "I'm in charge!" and he wasn't actually joking.

Silentcommand | 19 Mar '13, 16:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
he's a dickhead

gonad | 19 Mar '13, 16:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
I like him

but I think I'm only pretending to like him to annoy my dad. He's actually pretty awful.

zxcvbnm- | 19 Mar '13, 16:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
- *Bruce is awful not my dad, though he has his moments.
  
  zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 19 Mar '13, 16:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
I've never understood his apparent prowess with the ladies.

Can anyone explain that?

drakepress | 19 Mar '13, 16:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I think it just means he was successful with a lot of ladies
  
  Do you need further clarification?
  
  zxcvbnm- @drakepress | 19 Mar '13, 16:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  ohgood this'd this
  - HOW zcnjshnsm (sp)
    
    Tell me HOW
    
    drakepress @zxcvbnm- | 19 Mar '13, 17:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
- mandingo cock.
  
  forzaborza @drakepress | 19 Mar '13, 16:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
- chin fuck
  
  thewarn @drakepress | 19 Mar '13, 16:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  TheComedian this'd this
- I'm pretty sure he's fucking wadded
  
  andyvine @drakepress | 19 Mar '13, 16:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
- £
  
  ryanwilson @drakepress | 19 Mar '13, 23:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
3 people I can confirm definitely are

Dale Winton
Gail from Coronation Street
Ronnie Corbett

Scout | 19 Mar '13, 16:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Last one :O
  
  untrue @Scout | 19 Mar '13, 17:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I don't know from first hand experience like the others but
    
    my friend used to work with him sometimes and said he was a horrible little rotter
    
    Scout @untrue | 19 Mar '13, 17:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I can also independently verify this.
      
      He was a guest at a wedding I attended, and yeah, he was a complete cunt.
      
      SarcasticFringehead @Scout | 19 Mar '13, 20:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - How?
        
        untrue @SarcasticFringehead | 19 Mar '13, 20:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Pervy, paralytic, self-important wanker.
        
        Probably like most people off the telly though.
        
        SarcasticFringehead @untrue | 19 Mar '13, 20:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I actually fell for his lovable little grandad shtick
        
        untrue @SarcasticFringehead | 19 Mar '13, 20:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
Friend of a friend has worked behind the scenes on a lot of TV shows

Says he's an unbearable racist

djodell | 19 Mar '13, 18:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
I think Derek & Clive left us an early clue of Bruce's true character.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-JF1aATlE0

DeadJames | 19 Mar '13, 19:01 | X | ^ This | Reply

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I reckon Bruce Forsyth's horrible behind the scenes

I remember reading somewhere that

Saw him on Alan Carr's Chatty Man and he seemed kind of menacing

-

I reckon he's a nazi war criminal hiding in plain sight.

I can imagine he talks really fast and slobbers a little bit when angry

Yeah, not sure Theroux was involved though

he didn't come out as a pedo during the pedo scandle

He's an old-school professional entertainer

he's a dickhead

I like him

*Bruce is awful not my dad, though he has his moments.

I've never understood his apparent prowess with the ladies.

I think it just means he was successful with a lot of ladies

HOW zcnjshnsm (sp)

mandingo cock.

chin fuck

I'm pretty sure he's fucking wadded

£

3 people I can confirm definitely are

Last one :O

I don't know from first hand experience like the others but

I can also independently verify this.

How?

Pervy, paralytic, self-important wanker.

I actually fell for his lovable little grandad shtick

Friend of a friend has worked behind the scenes on a lot of TV shows

I think Derek & Clive left us an early clue of Bruce's true character.

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