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So many cunts with dogs.
So many cunts with dogs have children
So many cunts have children
You're meant to register your dog if it's on the list of dangerous breeds though.
It's monoshono who's having verb/noun issues.
i was under the impression that it's ok to run a cat over and drive away but if you hit a dog then you have to stop because of the licence
A dog is a house thing, whereas cats are pretty much just wild animals who nip home for a bit of food every now and then like?
except where otherwise specified, so someone is at fault for that dog being able to run into the street. Not so with cats.
so it's an offence to not report a hit dog within 24 hours.
or a goat or a baby?
You need to pass tests and have a licence to drive a car. Still plenty of useless pricks on the road though...
Most likely due to our strict licensing process.
Still plenty of dickheads about though
They should have the words 'Keep left unless overtaking' branded on the backs of their hands. Bunch o twats.
Bitch, be cool
Its the little things that get to me - like leaving the thing tied up while they traipse their fat arses round tesco express - in this cold weather the thing is usually whimpering and jumping around.
And all the shitting on the pavement - at least make the thing shit in the gutter if you are too prissy to scoop it up so that it can get washed away and we don't have to dodge it.
(Bit off topic, sorry) is that I could really easily get pregnant, have a baby then when that baby grows up a bit it could destroy the flat, like toddlers do. After that I could have more and more babies and have them all destroy the furniture and walls and stuff. All that but I'm still not allowed a single cat.
Why are landlords so mean?
Places I've rented before you've been allowed to have cats but you had to pay for an expensive cleaning service after you left.
Can I be evicted for being pregnant/having a baby?
Places I've rented before have been flat out no pets. I'm not really in a position to have my own cat, but there's tonnes of animal shelters in tyneside and I'd really like to do some fostering.
Don't know if the contract specifies pets.
Honestly I don't know for sure if landlords have an issue with babies but I seem to recall they used to. However, that was 10+ years back when everyone was being sold mortgages. I think we're moving into times now where landlords recognise that people are renting in order to live not just as a stop-gap before they buy their own place.
Certainly, this is how renting used to feel.
dress it as a baby. Solved.
But I have a dog and I don't think I'm a cunt, so there's at least some of "us" out there that are responsible.
In saying that, most quality breeders will not give you a dog if they know you're unable to look after it. We had to essentially pass a basic interview to make sure we weren't buying ours for a lovely pelt purse.
(apologies to my parents)
Please feel free to update me.
can someone link to one so we can see if sheeldz is or not.
There's some confusion here.
I am pretty sure I don't fall into that specific category, but you never know. I need to know so I can update the DVLA.
Ahem... we, as part of the human race, have certain biological imperatives, one of which is the continuation of the species. In having a baby and raising it to adulthood you are helping to keep a good thing going, so I don't propose that anything get in the way of that. Dogs, on the other hand, originated on the wild - and didn't rely on humans to procreate and live their lives. Once adopted by humans - effectively as tools for a job, we humans owed them certain responsibilities. Nowadays, however, most dogs do a less useful service in our employ - yet we refuse or are unable to release them from slavery. People effectively cart around cats and dogs as a confection or entertainment, which I feel is demeaning to both involved parties.
Having a dog as a companion is fine, but without properly researching how to take care of your companion and having the willingness to devote a reasonable proportion of your time to it, you are going to have a pet that is miserable and makes other people miserable.
Don't get me started on cats - the amount of birds that domestic cats kill every year amounts to genocide.
I think most people feeling the need to have a baby would argue that their 'need' is real.
And monoshono did say '*most* dogs do a less than useful service'.
and suggesting that it somehow overlooks seeing eye dogs for some other reason then.
Or just misreading it and posting in a pissy mood?
by the ludicrous slavery metaphor.
She didn't mention the slavery reference though. If that's what irked her you'd kind of think she would.
Very chivalrous of you to stick up for her though.
Winners don't quit.
Quitters don't get laid.
Whether animals can be fit under the definition of slavery is debatable though - I am not fully convinced either way.
I'm not saying battery farming or locking dogs in sheds is good, obviously.
But we as a species were once free to run around shit everywhere and actually the first opportunity we got to sit down all day and eat food without having to run and chase it, we took it.
I'm sure dogs are similar: as long as they get to go out and have a bit of a walk they'd probably take being indoors in the warm and petted over and fed all day over running free over the fields and having to catch rabbits just to avoid starvation.
so they do serve a purpose there as well.
if they all stopped having babies we'd be extinct within a century.
<insert some crap counter-argument about human extinction would be 'good for the environment'>
id love it if the human race died off with me, sod everyone else
this is pretty batshit stuff
Avoids all of this nonsense.
I don't want to know about them.
but I'd make sure you stick to your budget.
Were you being framed?
(Good idea for a tv show there)
I didn't see any of those threads. But others had guessed it well before me
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You're the only one on here I have even the slightest interest in.
Specifically because of the line "Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca"...
Theo and whiskas
A *lot* fewer.
There was a rash of newspaper headlines about this supposed hate group who were targeting our furry friends.
It stood for Exterminate Dogs Everywhere Now.
just smaller dogs, right?