Dentist
Why the FUCK are the clamps they put in your mouth to bite down when they x ray your head so painful? They're all sharp edge! It doesn't have to be this way, does it? Filling? No probs. Mouth clamps? Probs.
I see decay. In society.
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I need to go to the dentist.
Fuck. here's the rest.
I've not been for 16 years. Haven't got any problems that I know about. Bit scared they'll shout at me or something now though if I go. Should I lie?
I don't want any of their bullshit about needing teeth out or fillings or any of that. Just a quick check-up, scale and polish, see you next year would do me.
My dad hasn't been for about 30 years
He went to have some work done at the dental hospital and they fucked it up. He hasn't been since. His teeth are a bit of a mess as a result.
I expect if that sort of thing happened today (botched job) he'd have been getting loadsamoney in compo.
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i haven't been to the dentist for a few years
can't be arsed but i know i should.
a million ^thises
I went to the dentists for the first time in years on Monday
first thing they did was hand me safety goggles. How long has that been a thing?
that would concern me
it's so that you don't enjoy it too much and keep going there for all the head X-rays you can get
like the Curies did
(too soon?)
i might get a brace
anyone had one later in life? a couple of my teeth are a bit fucked, bit goofy looking.
I'm a vain sort of fella really.
thought you were a girl
accidentally ^this'd this
of course she's not a girl