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are these 'gay' things?

creakyknees [Edit] [Delete] 38 replies 10:54 March 15th, 2013

I think Shirley Bassey IS Fabulous
Derek Jarman is one of my favourate filmakers
I liked the smiths and had big flowery shirts
I've always really liked flowers (in the wild, but also being given them)
I've always like kittens and baby animals and they make me go ahhh
I hate macho stuff (although this included hating gym, gym changing and showering and rugby and spanking and being hosed down with other boys by a male master after gym.......I went to an all boys school which was seriously retarded) On the other hand I love bonding with other males, more like brothers.
I think most men with power are shits
I think I would prefer a woman with power (and then thatcher turned up and turned that on its head)
I like sparkly things and glitter
I think women are lucky to be able to wear nice clothes and shoes and sparkly things and have their hair however they want to
I hated the whole suit and tie thing, although i can now appreciate it more, especially if I regard it as a dressing up thing
I like watching mma
I like brian molko (this is what has sparked off this question now)
I do not fancy blokes particularly but I have no problems in finding other men sweet and like them being expressive and sensual
I do fancy many women
I like watching men dance as much as women (If its good)
I would much rather women who cant dance than men who cant

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IMO no

ask a random builder/rapper and he'll say yes

Matt_was_taken | 15 Mar '13, 10:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
None of us will hate you if you're gay, mate, calm down.

forzaborza | 15 Mar '13, 10:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
Fucking hell.

Steved | 15 Mar '13, 11:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ? whats the matter? does this not conform to DIS moronic thread convention?
  
  creakyknees @Steved | 15 Mar '13, 11:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - This is genuinely my favourite creaky thread in awhile tbh
    
    Happy Friday creaky...
    
    pentargo @creakyknees | 15 Mar '13, 11:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    cat_race this'd this
this is a great list.

i love a good list

cat_race | 15 Mar '13, 11:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
- :)
  
  list your 'gay' things
  
  (you can call me Uncle Creaky)
  
  (also spot the references to other threads)
  
  creakyknees @cat_race | 15 Mar '13, 11:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
None of that is gay

If you're fucking someone of the same sex that's gay

Shinjers | 15 Mar '13, 11:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
- not according to the catholic churh it doesnt. Apparently catholic priests
  
  who have pressurised others into 'h*mos**ual acts are not necessarily gay.
  
  creakyknees @Shinjers | 15 Mar '13, 11:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Same sex rapists are not deffo gay i agree
    
    You are gay if you consensually bang a gender match
    
    Shinjers @creakyknees | 15 Mar '13, 11:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
- placebo
  
  kittens
  
  think that might be about it. the porn i watch sometimes has more than one cock in it
  
  cat_race @Shinjers | 15 Mar '13, 11:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Kittens are not gay
    
    Shinjers @cat_race | 15 Mar '13, 11:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
Q:

You happily shared that (very honest) list with us lot: an anonymous bunch of internet saddos. Have you been / would you be comfortable sharing it with 'real' people, IRL, an'all that?

NoahVale | 15 Mar '13, 11:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
- yes
  
  creakyknees @NoahVale | 15 Mar '13, 11:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - although many irl people that I mix with will not know who derek Jarman or Brian Molko are
    
    ooh extra list items
    I think Julian Clary is great and saw him earlier on(although age seems to have dulled his impact (ot maybe thats just venue size)
    
    I have never been to a lap or pole dance or strip club or a betting shop
    
    creakyknees @creakyknees | 15 Mar '13, 11:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I love films like Rebecca and Brief Encounter and Now Voyager
      
      and I also cry quite easily at films
      
      creakyknees @creakyknees | 15 Mar '13, 11:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I subscribe to David Walliams point of view on this
    
    Actually, it was Graham Norton's:
    Walliams and Norton were having dinner together and Walliams shared the problem he was having in understanding his own sexuality. Norton asked him if he liked sleeping with both sexes (yes), and then asked him who he would like to hug/cuddle/be loved by. The answer to the second question was women, and Norton said that that meant Walliams was definitely more straight than gay.
    
    It's all degrees though innit
    
    NoahVale @creakyknees | 15 Mar '13, 11:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
In what way has watching mma made you question your sexuality?

splitterwill | 15 Mar '13, 11:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
- He likes seeing someone get smashed in the ring
  
  Shinjers @splitterwill | 15 Mar '13, 11:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
- hammerfists
  
  codpieceface @splitterwill | 15 Mar '13, 11:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
These are merely personality preferences. They do not alter your sexuality

msmonipenni | 15 Mar '13, 11:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^this
  
  and I agree with msmnnnmippni that the stereotyping is pretty offensive.
  
  zxcvbnm- @msmonipenni | 15 Mar '13, 11:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - yes thats what I thought
    
    its not me doing the stereotyping, its society, you monster. Nobodys given me any flowers for years :'( apart from Emma :) which was about 3 years ago
    
    creakyknees @zxcvbnm- | 15 Mar '13, 11:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
I can confirm

that fancying women is not generally known to be an indicator of male homosexuality. The other stuff ... Well, you're really at the liberty of personal prejudices there. I couldn't confirm or deny.

DanielKelly | 15 Mar '13, 11:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I know, I was just laying out the relevant factors that most people adjudge by
  
  When I was young I was singled out for not having a dad (or more to the point having been brought up by an overly sheltering(considering where we lived) mum) ....I was the only classical music listener on the council estate (to my knowledge)
  I was singled out for my non skinhead hair and also not knowing about 'getting stuck in' in football or rugby.
  
  I was singled out when I also started going to a posh all boys school and leaving the estate with the posh boys school blazer and tie
  
  so yeah when I was young I was often getting called a pouff
  what I found confusing that I felt guilty about the idea of trying to deny it cos I thought that it shouldnt be a term of abuse, although it was obviously being used as one against me for my differences.......it game as a great shock to later find out that a few who had bandied that around as an insult actually HAD tried it on with my freinds.
  
  So yeah its all weird. I thought gay men that came out were incredibly brave and individual so i even questioned myself over this way of thinking.....is that an indicator? I know some people are meant to bury it deep down, but I honestly dont think I fancy 'mens bits' very much at all.......its all the other stuff that is confusing, the false associations and connotations of stuff......obviously I tell myself and preach that many of these indicators are rubbish.......but everynow and again I need to get a sanity check from others, contrary to the way that I seem to post, I am not as cocksure and arrogant as I might seem (pun intended...I thank you)
  
  creakyknees @DanielKelly | 15 Mar '13, 12:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I'm sure I should know this but is there a Mrs creaky?
    
    saps @creakyknees | 15 Mar '13, 12:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - yes there is
      
      and I have no desires or lusts in any other directions
      
      creakyknees @saps | 15 Mar '13, 12:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - beyond mere fancyings which I let her know about
        
        the fancying that she has that really ranckles with me is that she fancies Sean Bean , and he has got a great voice......like the opposite of me....I sound like a camp david beckham :(
        
        creakyknees @creakyknees | 15 Mar '13, 12:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - thank you
        
        no further questions
        
        saps @creakyknees | 15 Mar '13, 12:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
A lot of these things may be categorised as camp, but camp is not contiguous with gay.

Susan Sontag wrote an essay about campness, maybe you'd find that interesting?

http://www9.georgetown.edu/faculty/irvinem/theory/sontag-notesoncamp-1964.html

hip_young_gunslinger | 15 Mar '13, 12:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
- it is
  
  creakyknees @hip_young_gunslinger | 15 Mar '13, 13:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
There's probably something to be said here

about non traditional gender roles and how being seen as gay seems to generally encompass anything that's not stereotypically male which actually isolates quite a few people I'd imagine.

wewerewerewolvesonce | 15 Mar '13, 12:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
The sexual orientations are so overated/used

This way of turn sexual behavior in sexual (and social) identities is so stupid since 19th century when the science started to classify people as "normal" or "abnormal" (and so on) exclusively based on their sexual behavior.
Our sexuality which could represent the diversity, eventually become a imprisoned catalogation, particularly for those who fleeing the norm.

cronenberg | 15 Mar '13, 12:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
people are taking this thread seriously?

TheKennedyCurse | 15 Mar '13, 13:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ask yourself one question
  
  "where are you?"
  I will answer for you
  "You are in a DIS thread"
  
  creakyknees @TheKennedyCurse | 15 Mar '13, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
QUOTE: I do fancy many women

Yeah, pretty bloody gay Creaky.

moker | 15 Mar '13, 13:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ...
  
  http://youtu.be/in9SiDtJLaU
  
  wewerewerewolvesonce @moker | 15 Mar '13, 14:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
if I ever meet you creaky, I'm going to greet you with a hug rather than handshake

:)

incandenza_ | 15 Mar '13, 16:06 | X | ^ This | Reply

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