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And the one about the kid pissing himself in assembly. Still crack up every now and then thinking about that.
Was it a lake of wee?
It was my Scrabble username-winning alt account:
"a sports ball". it's my favourite ever dis post.
other than that, all that talk of just how much andyvine's girlfriend is going to break every bone in songs_about_ducking's body.
I knew it
it HAS to happen
if you want i'll chop his face off for the post above this?
particularly sensitive about strangers suggesting what they would like to do?
Or just particularly sensitive about songs_about_ducking
Just leave it
and Jacques pretending to like motorsports.
Responses to a sexual anecdote I once posted.
It's grockle's reply
Dunno where that thread is, but I was literally laughing about it at night trying to sleep.
It's the slow realisation by everyone that
1) It was him
2) His name was actually Macro Fella
3) He was addicted to Mars Bars
The collective joy of that thread is amazing.
You got to give the other fella hell
and 'the wheels on the bus go round and round, i want to tickle your pubic mound'
But somebody wrote about 2 Japanese guys who had to choose English sounding names for themselves when having a meeting with the UK. They went online and came up with Bacon Pie and PVC Guttering.
Still brings tears to my eyes, and I still tell that story, love it.
This is mine
llb's famed warehouse story
literally every time i go back to that thread and get to that point i have to leave my desk crying.
'tis a privilege to be the one to have guffed up for the kick off.
just take the indie points and leave
and then my boss came over and i had to work
I would have got so many :D s. :''''(
the monosho memoir :(
and it pisses me off every time I see it
cranks up the power
oontz oontz oontz oontz
perhaps one day i'll record this
reevaluate your life goals! heckle
but to single something out, it was a few days after when hofo dug up a thread MF had posted about fighting his chocolate addiction.
Andyvine photoshopped into a ducks wedding
2. When DanielKelly tried to type 'the' but he typed 'teh'. Classic smiggsy.
first reply to this killed me
or perhaps dogs can driver diggers and should be put to work?
and the Sitcom thread. Both forced me to hide myself in the stationery room to hide my uncontrollable laughter.
thread was definitely one of my favorite DiS threads.
The Thread About Repetition
but warns reply to this part of it, still to this day makes me have to hold my hand over my mouth:
so much this
- skillyskillets11/meths bike
- Jordan_229_2's failed last-ditch attempts at convincing that girl not to move to Spain by taking her to a buffet
It was an amazing time to be alive
Still couldn't tell you why though
How dirty minded
iamwiggy light sabre thread.
Made all the better by the stricken poster's sense of humour over the whole incident.
The zenith of the Dis Mum joke.
Bernard Shitgoose in the reverb nation thread
That whole thread is pretty much all gold.
a car, a BIRD and a house from a load of pictures and toilet dog posted the women's alternative.
The "kicking a dog / is nothing sacred?" post in the Good Ship thread.
I can read that thread with a huge smirk until that line when I burst out laughing everytim.
@seaninsound ALRIGHT DROWNED IN SHITE? STILL WRITING SHITE ABOUT SHITE?
See also: Caitlin Moran v DailyBumbler and Andrew Collins calling KiK a fascist because he didn't like Josie Long.
You've got that last bit wrong. I started the thread saying i didn't like her radio show, it was other people who started getting all dickheady.
I remember the word fascist was bandied about by Mr Collins, couldn't remember at whom though. Probably for the best that Sean nuked that one.
i think he got her confused with someone else
He also used to troll Guardian columnist Marina Hyde, sending her emails saying his grandad used to box with the Krays, and he posted her responses (calling him an immature prat) here.
^surprised that didn't become a meme
what was she doing in this shitpit.. second thoughts, it probably wasn't her.
*eats chicken soup*
and met some girl at a gig, and then posted here trying to get in touch with her again.
Amazing, awkward scenes.
or relayed a message through the Disser.
I remember that she (or one of her friends) set up an account with the username "this", but this stupid bloody site gives me the life-preserver when I try to view all posts by "this" to find the thread.
OPEN LETTER TO OXFORD MAN AT OF MONTREAL
^that's the one with the gold, from memory
I think the other 2 housemates accounts must have been deleted. The thread's a mess now...
that was incredible. All thread titles in 50pt scrolling text :'D This is probably why Sean never wants to make any design changes to the website ever again.
From recent years, Sweet Gorilla and SOAWJO were the killers.
(the other being big pants fiasco day)
good luck getting someone to love you
Oh my word it's better than I remember.
so you couldn't tell who was posting. A few truths and insults were dropped. One of which, and I've no idea of it's truth, still makes me chuckle. However I'm going to be ow of those nobs that doesn't repeat it.
'This is amazing what a brilliant thread' - zxcvbnm
'Wow this is the best thing on the internet' - balonz
'I'm just posting here to be part of history' - warny
'Has anyone seen a dog walk through here?' - meths
It means it's null and void. Or maybe it doesn't. Squeal.
I was really interested in what you had to say in the morning thread today.
the massive breakdown a distant memory? Is that how you're going to play this out?
Been back for two posts and I've already seen it again ffs.
Give me a cool nickname you stupid cunts, like T-Bone or Ca$h Money
I'm wiser now than that time a few years ago where I tried to get people to refer to £1000 in cash as a Lucien. Once that took off the plan was to get it shortened to a "straight luce". As in, that packet of illegal marijuana skunk cigarettes is going to cost you a straight luce.
Didn't happen, but that was in the days before Twitter. Advantage, Lucien/Ca$h Monay
That's it, that's the definitive spelling
Ca$h Monet also might work. Decisions
Big Zeke is a weird moniker for a chick
Did Ian Beale stroll back into the cafe after going all depressed, living on the streets and being a bit weird? No he didn't. He slowly built his life back to what it was.
This isn't Ian Beale being found living under a pile of coats, this is a giant golden phoenix opening out its wings and bathing everyone in its radiance and good chat
Straight back into the team (as captain), that's the approach
is it REALLY?
and, erm ... Dunno, something Lucien did maybe?
You list 1 thing, or 3 things...or 5 things. No-one ever says 'list 2 things' (or 4 things). Has to be an odd number you weirdy
that time when everyone was laughing at the thread that morrissey made.
'and with that, i yield' thread is incredible. never saw it before.
part in 'Why Are Venues So Horrible?' :'''''D
when Brainlove said "voovoo p*n*s"