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I've had a couple of days off work
snowed crazy on Tuesday in Brighton so I didn't have to come in - whoop!
Hah hah. Well played, sir.
but I can link you to a great article about how his lack of a first name was the cause of a $300m lawsuit: http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/firstnamecourt.htm
My wife, she's into painting in a big way. She'd love it here. But she's lousy with a brush. She tries and I don't like to discourage her. Uhh, I don't mean to take up your time, sir, it's just that there are a few discrepancies in your story that I need to double check. My bosses care about the paperwork - I have to dot every i and cross every t - I'm sure you understand.
they both have wives (my wife)
`Ouch` he says
It was an iron bar.
Every postman's favourite.
Why's my reply here Adams?
Guess I'll have to wait until the last 10 minutes, as ever.
went on holiday to Columbia where he met some kids from Columbine on a school trip and it all got confusing and was quite funny or something.
Column B OW!
spent some time in Middle Earth during a particuarly hot summer?
columbo the digestive
Where did Columbo first land in America?
On his feet!
Who was the first cat to discover America?
How was Columbo's ship like an avid shopper?
They're both driven by sales!
What's the difference between one of Columbo's sailors and a monster ?
One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind!
What would you get if you crossed October 12 with Halloween?
He lost it to cancer aged three. :(
Don't use this one.
That's some good aqueous humour
He pee'd her folk (peter falk)
Can I go now?
he worked for a military-industrial complex specialising in drinks cartons and also partial to slang?
Col. Um Bo(ngo)
"I'll have another onion bhajhi please"
Cool, um... b.o.?
Call Umberto Umberto Umberto (that's an echo).
there's just one more ting
The Falkland Islands!