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Nope. Plus they say the little speech thing announcing it in Latin so we may not even be able to decipher it straight away when it is announced.
The Pope smokes dope.
The old pope couldn't cope.
Pope Of The States
Didn't PO have a job interview this morning...? Now that would be a turn-up
Fondness for cock- probably under qualified
not a bad name that
I don’t know what you heard about me
A bitch can’t get a condom outta me
No horns or tail that you can see
Because I’m the motherfuckin’ P.O.P.E.
You ate the wafer, bitch, that ain’t free
In the basket put the cash money
You know I got to pay a legal fee
For a child molesting clergy
My crib’s in Vatican City
My money’s laundered in Sicily
I’m the MC from The Holy See
That’s right: the motherfucking P.O.P.E.
I bet you didn’t know I was rapping
But I can even flow in Latin
Absolve, Domine, animas omnium fidelium
defunctorum ab omni vinculo delictorum
I think gays are kind of sick
Though I never laid down with a chick
Matter of fact it’s a mortal sin
Does this white dress make me look thin?
No, seriously, don’t lie. Does it?
Send a jew to hell when he’s dead
Though I got a yarmuckle on my head
So wise up you should repent
Or you might get shot like 50 cent
So another Jezebel spread her knees
Now she wants an abortion, oh please
You can get it in a back alley
Drink the blood of Christ every week
Have another hit, because that shit tastes sweet
Drive the Popemobile so drunk
Venom’s all locked in the trunk
Confess all your sins to me
Don’t skip the parts that’s sexy
I need to know – was it two cocks or three?
If you want to talk to G. O.D.
First, you gotta let me wet my beak
Bhudda, Lao Tsu, Hubbard and Odin
Can all go hummmmm on these scrotum
Jimmy Swaggart and Falwell are all fakers
Kiss my ring, I am the greatest!
Get cash everyday no hiatus.
When it comes to making papes, I am the papist!
With the lord ya know I have pull
So I get paid in full ; If you step to the
P, your card will get pulled
And that ain’t no Papal Bull
Way back in history
Christ asked Rome for liberty
So they nailed him to a tree
But then we switched to Christianity
Rome is rich off pimping J.C.
So Christ never really did get free
I got no time for irony
So now I’m dead get O.E.
And pour out a 40 over me
I’m in heaven rappin with Eazy-E
Because I’m the motherfuckin’ P.O.P.E.?
who owns the falklands/malvinas?
Really hate it
Not even photoshopped.
Sorry, you'll need to tilt your head a bit. It's me on the left, then some irish dude I wasn't boning, then my friend emily and then the cardinal.
what does this one do? Does it have any popup features, or realistic noises? does it have a USB port?
...but I think this is an absolutely fascinating appointment.
Also that doesn't mean I can't be a left-wing Guardian reading atheist. I just do find it interesting.
Seems like a good egg.
Wasn't too sure about Benny, but to be fair to him he had an impossible job following JP2.
it looks quite like the other ones.
Are they injection moulded?
who doesn't have some kind of link to a horrible right-wing dictatorship.
That's what this century has taught us.
He's slightly less bigoted than the last one!!
If not, no. If so, yes.
At least not in a way the Vatican will recognise.
can i get confirmed? surely i get. people get baptised as adults. i'm well on the way
Don't worry, this Pope looks quite healthy, so you've probably got a few years to get this all done.
or I'M A JEW isn't that enough?
that is gibberish
which is good I think. Nothing worse than some prick who thinks he's too good for public transport.
Popemobile's not exactly a bus.