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The worlds top porn search terms revealed.

cocodaLOL [Edit] [Delete] 46 replies 17:40 March 13th, 2013

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet/9927535/The-worlds-top-porn-search-terms-revealed.html

SFW obviously unless your IT manager is a twat

Enjoy

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the brackets are killing me :')

aussie (gay)

cocodaLOL | 13 Mar '13, 17:41 | X | ^ This | Reply

andyvine this'd this
just propaganda to make easterners seem like incest-loving shirt lifters

whilst us western love of home grown milfs is right an patriotic

monoshono | 13 Mar '13, 17:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
- yes that's what it is
  
  definitely
  
  cocodaLOL @monoshono | 13 Mar '13, 17:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - glad you agree
    
    monoshono @cocodaLOL | 13 Mar '13, 17:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - excellent
      
      we both agree and you are correct
      
      good
      
      cocodaLOL @monoshono | 13 Mar '13, 17:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - good, I'm glad
        
        great
        
        monoshono @cocodaLOL | 13 Mar '13, 17:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I for one couldn't be happier
        
        cocodaLOL @monoshono | 13 Mar '13, 17:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Right. Great. Cheers.
        
        *walks backwards out of pub, tensely eying the clientele*
        
        monoshono @cocodaLOL | 13 Mar '13, 17:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        *holds gaze polishing glass while dave phones police*
        
        cocodaLOL @monoshono | 13 Mar '13, 17:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Apparently in London pubs, the phrase: 'The barrel of Tetley's needs changing' was code to colleagues to call the police.
        
        I don't know if it's true but I hope it is.
        
        hip_young_gunslinger @cocodaLOL | 13 Mar '13, 18:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        According to this:
        
        http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/aug/12/codes-waiter-really-thinking
        
        hip_young_gunslinger @hip_young_gunslinger | 13 Mar '13, 18:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
romainia...

krankenhaus | 13 Mar '13, 18:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
Here's the actual database, probably NSFW as its hosted by a porn search engine

Iceland is really making me giggle

http://www.pornmd.com/sex-search

Native American (gay)
Hairy anal
Daddy (gay)
Beast

lemonbrickcombo | 13 Mar '13, 18:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Safe to say forza should stay our of Iceland
  
  lemonbrickcombo @lemonbrickcombo | 13 Mar '13, 18:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Turkey is disturbing.
  
  Rape is something like number 2
  
  lemonbrickcombo @lemonbrickcombo | 13 Mar '13, 18:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  cocodaLOL this'd this
  - no.7, also in India
    
    very disturbing indeed.
    
    cronenberg @lemonbrickcombo | 13 Mar '13, 23:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - there is a school of thought that if people are able to see this sort of thing acted out in porn
      
      they are less likely to do these things in real life. dunno about that tho
      
      furio @cronenberg | 14 Mar '13, 08:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Iceland wins
  
  Iran though..
  
  1. pussy
  6. Hotel Businessman (gay)
  
  didyousayhand @lemonbrickcombo | 13 Mar '13, 19:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - hotel businessman :D
    
    Jordan_229_2 @didyousayhand | 13 Mar '13, 21:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
raincoat (gay)

:'D

fitzcarraldo | 13 Mar '13, 19:12 | X | ^ This | Reply

DaddyorChips, andyvine, poptimusgrime, and Antelope this'd this
do people really wanna fuck their own mums?

it's okay, you can post anecdotes about your friends' masturbatory fantasies and no one will know

still_here | 13 Mar '13, 22:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
Lybia

silver daddies (gay)
american anal sluts
nun

cronenberg | 13 Mar '13, 23:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
- *Labia
  
  spiritofjazz @cronenberg | 14 Mar '13, 22:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
Israel

1) prostate

cronenberg | 13 Mar '13, 23:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Palestinian
  
  1) family
  
  cronenberg @cronenberg | 13 Mar '13, 23:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
incredibly, this is not the thinnest piece of news coverage in a national today

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2013/mar/13/geri-halliwell-tweets-tube-journey

guntrip | 13 Mar '13, 23:18 | X | ^ This | Reply

mug_mug_mug and fuck_this_band this'd this
- Sorry, but...
  
  if you earn more than about a grand a week, or have any sort of serious savings, there's absolutely no excuse for using public transport.
  
  forzaborza @guntrip | 13 Mar '13, 23:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  urbanfox this'd this
  - calm down Thatcher
    
    guntrip @forzaborza | 14 Mar '13, 08:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    DaddyorChips this'd this
    - ^Underrated Specials b-side.
      
      DaddyorChips @guntrip | 14 Mar '13, 20:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
- that is fucking hilarious
  
  robluvsnic @guntrip | 14 Mar '13, 03:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  tiramisu this'd this
- This is... This is beautiful.
  
  oojimaflop @guntrip | 15 Mar '13, 10:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
doctor anal

shrewbie | 13 Mar '13, 23:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
this is 120% bullshit

the top searched terms will always be fuck or blowjobs or slut or something. they also claim the most searched term in syria is 'aunt'

CrispinAlexander | 13 Mar '13, 23:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Maybe Syria is just misspelling cunt...?
  
  Wooly31 @CrispinAlexander | 14 Mar '13, 20:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
bit miffed that my post got deleted

was just musing on such a religious right state having 'free gay porn' as its top search. not even offensive or anything.

incandenza_ | 13 Mar '13, 23:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
British porn is really shit.

Just saying.

Wooly31 | 14 Mar '13, 00:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
- there's something really awful about hearing someone from london fake an orgasm
  
  still_here @Wooly31 | 14 Mar '13, 02:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  cocodaLOL and Antelope this'd this
  - I think the dodgy channels at the back end (wahey) of sky
    
    Have put millions off ever considering typing "British porn" for the rest of their lives
    
    cocodaLOL @still_here | 14 Mar '13, 08:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - see also:
    
    Birmingham, Liverpool, Manchester...
    
    It's the sexy talk that I find more off-putting. A scouse tried to seduce me once. She was very lovely indeed but I couldn't take it seriously.
    
    ElthamsmateOwen @still_here | 15 Mar '13, 10:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I like its generally informal nature
  
  And that the women aren't all plastic bimbos
  
  in_limbo @Wooly31 | 15 Mar '13, 05:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
""MILF" - an acronym referring to pornography featuring older women"

Thanks for clarifying.

moker | 14 Mar '13, 11:09 | X | ^ This | Reply

Antelope this'd this
Actually, I don't believe any of this at all

The top porn search in the UK is British Indian MILF?

And the top porn search in the Ukraine is "Raincoat (gay)"

This sounds like a load of nonsense to me. So the vast vast majority of Ukranians are gay and like it in raincoats?

Twaddle.

moker | 14 Mar '13, 11:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
Probably bollocks, but I find this quite telling:

"In Mississippi, the top search term was "Ebony", which also topped the list in South Carolina, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama and Georgia. "

-dan- | 14 Mar '13, 20:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
- States with predominantly African American populations?
  
  Very telling indeed.
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @-dan- | 14 Mar '13, 20:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'm glad that some other people think this is bullshit.

monoshono | 15 Mar '13, 09:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
'Mom and son'

That's fucking grim!

hanshotfirst | 15 Mar '13, 10:20 | X | ^ This | Reply

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