since you have met all your targets, you now have the opportunity to win a rabbit.... just land one of these ping pong balls inside any of the goldfish bowls
But you have to pay it out then claim it back.....I've never got a spare £100, its a cruel cruel joke
My girlfriend is gonna get about £1000 from Waitrose next week, and earnt about a grand less than I did over the year.
Ah well, better than a kick in the bollocks, I suppose. Most of my girlfriend's bonus is going straight to me, mind you (to pay for the holiday).
It's theoretically possible to get a bonus of a (small) portion of the amount by which you exceed your annual billing target, but in practice I'm not sure that it's actually possible.
Bored even myself with this post.
mine is £3k
which i expect will be dwarfed (dwarved?) by some of the executive DiSsers
(there's a bit at the start of the hobbit about forms of the word dwarf i think)
not got anything to show for it, other than 2 failed relationships and numerous friendships in tatters
sales was definetely not for this cat.
Maybe about £12k.
I don't really keep track.
You're the best.
it was a pretty crass thing to say, and fully deserving of that face thing flop posted
In the legal profession, the focus is on base salary rather than bonus, that's all.
misinterpreted it as 'I have so much money that I don't keep count'
£6k! It'd be dangerous for someone like me to receive that much in one go, I'd be straight out of the door and on the next plane to somewhere awesome.
What's your beef, spaceman?
There was widespread uproar at the loss of bonuses.
People can be right idiots sometimes.
THEY INCLUDED THE BONUS IN PEOPLES' SALARY INSTEAD, ALRIGHT.
then our company got bought out so we had to renegotiate to end of year lump sums. This year's will be the first time I'm eligable for a full payout where I haven't had to spend it on scary immediate debt, paying off previous holidays or putting a deposit on a flat. Not really sure how well I'll handle having that much money staring at me. I'm usually broke, which helps me avoid ridiculous financial decisions.
if some people do some stuff
I can not affect this
But I usually get a BONER(s) when I 'work' with OMW.
Leaving now though. See ya Viney.
As in performance of the company. Everyone gets the same percentage. Will have to wait until December, but last year most people got about 5k apparently. And then there's also individual clauses in my contract I believe.