Farty food
Other than the obvious (baked beans etc) what do you find are the parpiest foods/drinks?
I had Heinz steak & veg soup yesterday and my lower bowel was in turmoil all night
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lentils
I don't think I have ever actually eaten a lentil
Finally a thread where "a tin of baked beans" would have been a halfway appropriate first reply
and it's lentils
I went to school with a girl who was deadly after eating cucumber.
Cucumber?
Indigestion from cucumber definitely
Not windypops though
No, she went of her own accord
I'll show myself out
cucumber?
i barely knew her
hurf
hruf
hurf
BROCCOLI
Sweet Potato
Really makes me a parp
SOMETHING in the semi-fancy meal I had last night. Jesus Christ, I could have fueled small Eastern European country overnight.
Could've been any of the salmon and watercress terrine, the coq au vin with sauté potatoes, swede and leek, the pear tart with ginger ice cream, or all the port I had afterwards.
But it was horrendous. I would've lit a match but I was a bit scared of the consequences.
Doesn't seem to be anything specifically noxious there.
It might be that it is an incendiary mixture: nothing unusual in isolation but deadly when combined. Like weedkiller and sugar.
ctrl f cabbage
really?
Hula Hoops
Jerusalem artichokes (fartbombs)
French onion soup
jerusalem artichokes cause digestion problems because...
the human body does not naturally have the enzyme needed to break down the carbohydrate in them. i have no idea why this fact stayed with me from school; don't think i've ever eaten a jerusalem artichoke.
chickpeas
Hot Food Counter Chicken
My corned beef hash