Imagine if black smoke poured out of the Sistine Chapel
indicating that cardinals are still deadlocked over the choice of next pope, but in reality it's on fire and they're all burning to death inside.
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The smoke comes from the burning of abuse allegations
It wouldn't be an act of God, I can tell you that.
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i can't wait to find out who the next pope is
Catholicism needs someone in that position of power
How would they continue without some old dude contradicting most of what the religion is about?
also, I hope the Pope
is Robin Williams dressed as a Pope. To get his kids back.
Last night I was on the phone to me mam and she was like "Benedict will still go to heaven I reckon, but God will make loads of dead snidey comments about him. Like when all the popes and God are having tea together God will be like 'I bet Benedict isn't staying for desert' and that'
dessert
though the bible is always going nuts about deserts I don't think it makes any sense in this sort of context
You could say that Benedict will probably desert before dessert
and you'd be right back on track.
my mam didn't think of that sorry
I bet they'll call him Benedick
No need to apologise.
I'd be grateful if you could pass on my comments though, constructive criticism and all that.
he wouldn't be the only pope in the naughty corner up there.
There's no naughty corner in heaven
That's the point of the place.
so you're saying its all or nothing?
you're accusing the RC of being fundementalist?
Nah but I reckon God would always bring up all of the pure embarrassing stuff you did
"Haha, remember that time you tried to do a sexy walk and fell flat on your face, you looked like a proper bellend, haha'. He can see everything man, you'd use that to your advantage, just proper rip people.
I'd ask him how I got home from several nights out
where my memory has failed me the next day.
are you saying that an Onipotent and Omnipresent God
has no capacity for bants?
This is what catholics Actually Believe
http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-8-worstdressed-at-the-papal-conclave,31641/
nah....Im sure they had a specialist fire fighting unit
and holy water is probably far more effective at dousing fires.
I have heard that they have cardinals who are the popes bodyguard and are trained in martial and bodyguard arts.....so if they have papal special police, they probably have special fire-monseignor and nurse priests
those body of christ wafers are ridiculously flammable
read that as 'the cardinals are dreadlocked'
Did everyone see David Lammy MPs hilarious (yet serious) tweet yesterday that using black and white smoke is racist?
some people have a richer imagery and more vivid imagination than most of us
although the RC church heirarchy IS racist.....more in their actions than in their use of chemicals
Seems the power of Christ
isn't all that compelling after all..