Following on from yesterday's advice thread. Lets have some stories from when it all went wrong.
Had one happen to me last night, went out and got drunk with the girl and got pretty frisky on the way home. In the lift at my flat we got a little bit carried away but it's fine because no one ever gets in the lift and it's gone midnight. The lift doors open on my floor and we stay there carrying on what we're doing and someone says "hello, can we use the lift please". Pretty embarrassing.
Got worse when we got into the flat. She starts going down on me and gets really carried away, it was great until she tried to take me down her throat as i came and was sick all over me. Neither of us found is as disgusting as we should have.