Thick, brown and sticky. Sorry, I mean RONSEAL...
"The council quickly dispatched an "operative" to clean up the mess. It said the binman responsible had been "disciplined" after conducting a probe into the incident."
Bribe a council worker to poo on your driveway, split the compo.
I'd imagine most councils would readily sack someone given the opportunity, to save a bit of cash and that.
I'd do that for a living if that's how much it paid per piece
I'd quite like to see them.
A bit of relaxation and all that
Wrestling a shark must be stressful
Also, if your off work for stress and go on holiday to chill out, surely that's good?
a change of scenery usually does the trick.
I love how PENSIONER is one of those loaded terms.
'He was a PENSIONER so you feel sympathy towards HIM do you understand?'
He never would have expected this during all his years of toil, yearning for a quiet life.
I mean the big high paying ones, fine. But not a fucking bin man.
They were lovely :(