Binman curls one a brown trout on pensioner's driveway - Not fired by council
http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2013/03/12/council-won-t-sack-defecating-binman
Thick, brown and sticky. Sorry, I mean RONSEAL...
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Fucking typo in the OP
anus
:D
"The council quickly dispatched an "operative" to clean up the mess. It said the binman responsible had been "disciplined" after conducting a probe into the incident."
lol trolled
The BUM'S RUSH-LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
£1500 compensation?!
emotional turdmoil
Idea
Bribe a council worker to poo on your driveway, split the compo.
Might not work again/in a different local authority though
I'd imagine most councils would readily sack someone given the opportunity, to save a bit of cash and that.
most councils don't even employ refuse collectors directly anymore
*comPOO
hahahaha
Apparently it costs £1,500 to clean human shit off the floor
I'd do that for a living if that's how much it paid per piece
Having worked in a council before, I feel certain this is going to result in a memo going round and new guidelines for staff conduct being drawn up.
I'd quite like to see them.
And yet look who has been sacked - what kind of country are we living in?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-21753342
The company were probably looking for an excuse to sack him
the cunts
Bulcock beach! LOLOLOLOLOL
I genuinely don't see how his ability to do that has the slightest relationship to work-related stress.
Surely going on holiday is an acceptable thing to do while your off with stress
A bit of relaxation and all that
To be fair
Wrestling a shark must be stressful
Also, if your off work for stress and go on holiday to chill out, surely that's good?
I thought workplaces actively encouraged people to go on holiday if they were suffering from stress
a change of scenery usually does the trick.
When I'm stressed I usually poo on a pensioners driveway.
I love how PENSIONER is one of those loaded terms.
'He was a PENSIONER so you feel sympathy towards HIM do you understand?'
An innocent pensioner!
He never would have expected this during all his years of toil, yearning for a quiet life.
He worked hard and paid his taxes all his life for this to happen
Why are people so obsessed with others losing their jobs after one fuck up
I mean the big high paying ones, fine. But not a fucking bin man.
It's a shit situation.
*Bamnan
Why didn't he just do it in the dump truck?
Perhaps he refused?
Rubbish
^ enjoyed this exchange
thanks
Perhaps he Fugazi.
BAMNAN DOESNT HAVE CURLS, HE CUT ALL HIS HAIR OFF
I used to have curls
They were lovely :(