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So, I got dumped last night

Silkyskillz11 [Edit] [Delete] 150 replies 14:10 March 12th, 2013

by that twin.

quite happy about it really. I was on really poor form when we met up recently. I got really pissed and high the night before meeting and sent a lame assed text saying I'd be late with no real reason or plausible excuse.

I got there 20 minutes after we were supposed to meet (the amended time) and although we were meant to eat, I said I wasn't that hungry, but she could eat if she wanted. she didn't.

I didn't even kiss her when we met. what the hell, man?!1

Anyway, we went for a walk and I was pretty negative throughout. I just didn't want to be there, really.

In all honesty, I didn't want to see her anymore but due to being a coward and pure laziness, I couldn't be assed to terminate it. WHAT A GUY

She sent me a text last night saying she had hooked up with her ex over the weekend. this is clearly bullshit, but I wished her the best anyway. she said I was a great guy. I wasn't - I was a complete cock.

In many ways, I actually didn't want to go out with this girl. First time we met I thought 'um...you're OK' I didn't find her particularly attractive, she was a bit old and so, so dull. well, plain, really.

So basically, I dumped myself last night. feels OK, actually.

Use this thread to talk about being dumped, dumping, taking a dump - anything really

thanks

*abandon reply* fuck that shit, maaaaan

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you don't have to put on a brave face

cat_race | 12 Mar '13, 14:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
- like, you can be publicly upset about this. it's ok
  
  cat_race @cat_race | 12 Mar '13, 14:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
that's golf, man

japes | 12 Mar '13, 14:12 | X | ^ This | Reply

Silkyskillz11, fitzcarraldo, labmonkeya529, and justanothersheeldz this'd this
did you eat her gwat out first?

jacques_le_biscuit_ | 12 Mar '13, 14:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
- They've not been worth eating out since
  
  Scumdogs of The Universe TBF
  
  slavestate @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 12 Mar '13, 14:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I'd genuinely never heard that delightful term before.
  
  Thanks.
  
  saps @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 12 Mar '13, 14:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  marilyninthesky this'd this
- GWOT?
  
  monoshono @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 12 Mar '13, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
i know how you feel

shrewbie | 12 Mar '13, 14:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
couldn't be assed

What the hell man???

andyvine | 12 Mar '13, 14:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Yes, you mean 'arsed' surely.
  
  saps @andyvine | 12 Mar '13, 14:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  andyvine this'd this
It's not too late to ask her to marry you.

I genuinely think you're making the biggest mistake of your life.

Go on, we're all behind you.

saps | 12 Mar '13, 14:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
dumping and being dumped is horrible

:(
I recently dumped a guy i'd been with for about a year and I don't know who was more upset. It feels awful to upset someone so much - but if it's not right it's not right.
hope you are ok Silkyskillz11!

Girl_on_film | 12 Mar '13, 14:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Yeah I know EXACTLY how you feel hun
  
  If you need to speak about it PM be bbz xox
  
  Songs_about_ducking @Girl_on_film | 12 Mar '13, 14:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - it is horrible though
    
    it sounds trite, but it's an awful experience
    
    Girl_on_film @Songs_about_ducking | 12 Mar '13, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Yeah it does sound trite. It's only a breakup, it's not like it's cancer or anything
      
      Onwards and upwards, new boning opportunities with the hundreds of thousands of people out there in the world that you might like to shag, and the chance to be with somebody you like better anyway. Ive never really understood people who go super-emo about breakups. Man up, move on, be better each time.
      
      PickledOeuf @Girl_on_film | 12 Mar '13, 14:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      Raanraals and msmonipenni this'd this
      - that's true I suppose
        
        I've always found it horrible. It's not emo to get upset about things, it's ok to feel sad and to feel loss for a relationship.
        I;m a romantic really, I maybe get hurt a bit more than I should.
        
        Girl_on_film @PickledOeuf | 12 Mar '13, 14:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Of course it's ok and natural to be upset and grieve for the loss of something or someone
        
        I do it too, but i cant bear wallowing, it feels wasteful. Better to get right back on the horse, so to speak.
        
        PickledOeuf @Girl_on_film | 12 Mar '13, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Bit between your teeth?
        
        slavestate @PickledOeuf | 12 Mar '13, 15:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        PickledOeuf this'd this
        
        I think she means
        
        she retreats into heroin abuse.
        
        Raanraals @slavestate | 12 Mar '13, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Im in the right place for it
        
        JUNK CENTRAL
        
        PickledOeuf @Raanraals | 12 Mar '13, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        "new boning oppotunities"
        
        wordsmithery
        
        kostenurky @PickledOeuf | 13 Mar '13, 08:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Definitely preferable to just feeding the pony
        
        Epimer @PickledOeuf | 12 Mar '13, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        slavestate and Raanraals this'd this
      - 'It's only a breakup, it's not like it's cancer or anything'
        
        bit of a ridiculous analogy PO.
        Depends how deeply you feel about the other person doesn't it and how serious the relationship is.
        
        If I broke up with my boyfriend I would lose my best friend in the world, a fair few of my friends, my place to live, I wouldn't know where to go. I don't belong in this town without him but I wouldn't want to go back too expensive.
        So it's not 'just a break-up'.
        
        Shagging around would be fun though ;)
        
        sophiacherryx @PickledOeuf | 12 Mar '13, 16:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        * go back to my home town cos that's not home anymore
        
        and I couldn't afford London.
        I might try Manc or Bristol though. I'd like to live in either of those places anyway.
        
        sophiacherryx @sophiacherryx | 12 Mar '13, 16:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Sounds like you're too reliant on him
        
        You shouldn't compromise your independence so heavily, as romantic as it may feel to do so.
        
        Raanraals @sophiacherryx | 12 Mar '13, 17:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Believe me, I didn't mean to.
        
        Bit late now though.
        
        Also I don't think the things I've listed are actually massive 'omg co-dependant' indicators. Lots of people in relationships have loads of mutual friends, lots of people move somewhere to be with their partner and wouldn't want to stay in that same place if the relationship ended. Reading is a small place.
        
        sophiacherryx @Raanraals | 12 Mar '13, 18:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Actually really don't know how my first post makes it seem like I'm too reliant on him.
        
        He is my best friend and he should be after being together for 5 and a half years and living together for most of that.
        Doesn't mean I don't have very close friends of my own and it doesn't mean I'm 'reliant' on him.
        But I do wonder what mutual close friends we'd each get in the break-up...
        
        sophiacherryx @sophiacherryx | 12 Mar '13, 19:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
have you considered it might have been her twin that you met

up with and she was just playing a joke on you?

jacques_le_biscuit_ | 12 Mar '13, 14:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
You're an ass.

msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 14:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
- chill out
  
  Silkyskillz11 @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 14:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - "I didn't find her particularly attractive, she was a bit old and so, so dull. well, plain, really"
    
    You're a shallow ass.
    
    msmonipenni @Silkyskillz11 | 12 Mar '13, 14:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    DaddyorChips this'd this
    - you've done me there
      
      Silkyskillz11 @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - finding her ugly and boring doesn't make him shallow...?
      
      CillaCrack @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - He only found her ugly, old and dull when she dumped him.
        
        meowington @CillaCrack | 12 Mar '13, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        msmonipenni, Silkyskillz11, and froglet this'd this
        
        also
        
        surely you'd be aware of their age when you first started going out with them.
        
        wewerewerewolvesonce @meowington | 12 Mar '13, 14:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        She was younger then
        
        Raanraals @wewerewerewolvesonce | 12 Mar '13, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        andyvine, msmonipenni, badmanreturns, CillaCrack, areyouarealdoctor, and Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
        
        Yeah I rifle through their bag when they're in the toilet as well
        
        heartworms @wewerewerewolvesonce | 12 Mar '13, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        valid first date question surely?
        
        obvs you'd word it bit more cleverly.
        
        wewerewerewolvesonce @heartworms | 12 Mar '13, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I'm usually a bit too busy sexing them to stop for questions pal
        
        heartworms @wewerewerewolvesonce | 12 Mar '13, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        didn't ever say she was ugly
        
        said I didn't find her particularly attractive. there is a MASSIVE difference.
        I'll accept the shallow accolade though.
        
        Silkyskillz11 @meowington | 12 Mar '13, 15:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
You absolute bumbiscuit.

I've had to dump two girls this year. One of the worst things (apart from hurting someone) was hearing myself say the exact same words. Think I might get a prepared, laminated card with a dumping statement on it that I can hand out.

eltham | 12 Mar '13, 14:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Welcome to Dumpsville Baby, Population You
  
  p.s. I am gay
  
  slavestate @eltham | 12 Mar '13, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  andyvine, eltham, incandenza_, and Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
- Just hand out a business card with a short statement on it
  
  Playa
  
  lemonbrickcombo @eltham | 12 Mar '13, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I agree that lamination is important
    
    Don't want the carefully thought out wording destroyed by tear stains on the ink.
    
    lemonbrickcombo @lemonbrickcombo | 12 Mar '13, 14:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    eltham this'd this
It's a shame we can't hotdesk sexual partners.

Balonz | 12 Mar '13, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- what are you talking about?
  
  cat_race @Balonz | 12 Mar '13, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Docking
    
    slavestate @cat_race | 12 Mar '13, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
You sound nice

Royter-Hatfood | 12 Mar '13, 14:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
- thanks
  
  Silkyskillz11 @Royter-Hatfood | 12 Mar '13, 14:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
do you think someone who is a twin is more likely to have a symmetrical vagina?

cat_race | 12 Mar '13, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
- and before we get all anecdotal, can we try and keep the sample size in mind
  
  cat_race @cat_race | 12 Mar '13, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
Nice bit of passive aggressive self sabotage

You should probably sort out your issues before you inflict yourself on anybody else. (And i should probably listen to my own advice, but that's another matter).

PickledOeuf | 12 Mar '13, 14:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Dinner?
  
  Raanraals @PickledOeuf | 12 Mar '13, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Always
    
    PickledOeuf @Raanraals | 12 Mar '13, 14:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Aren't you in Brazil?
      
      Raanraals @PickledOeuf | 12 Mar '13, 14:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Im in the jungle alright
        
        Im liberating baby birds from evil squirrels in Scotland. London next week, then brazil..
        
        PickledOeuf @Raanraals | 12 Mar '13, 14:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        OK
        
        Well I'm in Provence from Thursday to Sunday, but could do lunch next week.
        
        Is it heartless to be having this conversation in this thread?
        
        Raanraals @PickledOeuf | 12 Mar '13, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Yes
        
        So please, carry on.
        Provence! It will be amazing at this time of year. Towards the tail end of next week best for me (friday?) i can come to you as i am an unemployed layabout.
        
        PickledOeuf @Raanraals | 12 Mar '13, 15:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        tail end
        
        layabout
        
        You're lucky I don't go in for crass puns.
        
        Raanraals @PickledOeuf | 12 Mar '13, 15:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
Went for a walk?

Aren't you life fifty pal? Should be doing something a bit classier than that. Unless you meant wank in which case as you were.

wilykit | 12 Mar '13, 14:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Nah, walks are nice
  
  meowington @wilykit | 12 Mar '13, 14:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
- 50yr olds like a good walk.
  
  msmonipenni @wilykit | 12 Mar '13, 14:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - things are different up north. Most 50 year old women here are bow legged ricket infested smack heads skanks.
    
    wilykit @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Too old for Silky unfortunately
      
      msmonipenni @wilykit | 12 Mar '13, 14:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Not for me though. I'm mopping up.
        
        wilykit @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 14:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Steady on Rooney!
        
        msmonipenni @wilykit | 12 Mar '13, 14:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - enough about ol' ma wilykit tho
      
      andyvine @wilykit | 12 Mar '13, 14:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Blatant set up Andyvine. You've let yourself down even commenting on it.
        
        wilykit @andyvine | 12 Mar '13, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        deadonthestairs this'd this
        
        fuck you
        
        and yer ma
        
        andyvine @wilykit | 12 Mar '13, 15:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
I like how you're being all like YEAH I DIDNT LIKE HER ANYWAY

meowington | 12 Mar '13, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply

msmonipenni, Girl_on_film, and wishpig this'd this
- chill out
  
  Silkyskillz11 @meowington | 12 Mar '13, 14:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I'm chilled.
    
    meowington @Silkyskillz11 | 12 Mar '13, 14:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Like a frozen chocolate.
      
      msmonipenni @meowington | 12 Mar '13, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'm taking a dump now.

StormJH | 12 Mar '13, 14:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
"In all honesty, I didn't want to see her anymore but due to being a coward and pure laziness, I couldn't be assed to terminate it. "

Welcome to being a man.

moker | 12 Mar '13, 14:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Cobblers
  
  slavestate @moker | 12 Mar '13, 14:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Cobblers to welcome to being a man
    
    *sigh*
    
    slavestate @slavestate | 12 Mar '13, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - It's what most of my mates do
      
      I've done it myself.
      
      Women seem to end things. men seem to be happier to let them wither and die and let the woman do the termination.
      
      *DISCLAIMER FOR CRYBABIES AND ANGRY REACTIONARIES*
      
      This is just an observation. It's not sexist, it's not stereotypical. It's just what I've seen. One way is no better or worse than the other. we're all just humans trying to live. OKAY?!?!?
      
      *END DISCLAIMER*
      
      moker @slavestate | 12 Mar '13, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - you're the worst
        
        :(
        
        wishpig @moker | 12 Mar '13, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - So what you're saying is men, including yourself, are pathetic and spineless and are happy to lead someone into thinking things are okay until they get fed up with your negativity and nonchalance that they break up with you?
        
        all because you can't be bothered?
        
        Oh good.
        
        meowington @moker | 12 Mar '13, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        ohgood this'd this
        
        I've seen it happen, yeah.
        
        TheoGB @meowington | 12 Mar '13, 15:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Silkyskillz11, fitzcarraldo, moker, and andyvine this'd this
        
        Yep, sucks but I've seen it happen to
        
        In fact, it's fairly commonplace I think.
        
        I'm not saying it's good of course.
        
        moker @TheoGB | 12 Mar '13, 15:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        How is this news to you?
        
        Raanraals @meowington | 12 Mar '13, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        fitzcarraldo, moker, and deadonthestairs this'd this
        
        Its not news
        
        I just wanted moker to admit he's pathetic and spineless.
        
        meowington @Raanraals | 12 Mar '13, 15:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Jeez, alright already
        
        I'm also disorganised and find it difficult to read big words out loud.
        
        I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN
        
        *goes and eats dinner in bedroom*
        
        moker @meowington | 12 Mar '13, 15:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
for the love of god

SHUT UP

wishpig | 12 Mar '13, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Is there any way
  
  I can unread the OP?
  
  Raanraals @wishpig | 12 Mar '13, 14:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  wishpig this'd this
- chill out
  
  Silkyskillz11 @wishpig | 12 Mar '13, 14:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  moker this'd this
  - Be cool.
    
    Royter-Hatfood @Silkyskillz11 | 12 Mar '13, 14:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - stay rude
      
      cat_race @Royter-Hatfood | 12 Mar '13, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      Royter-Hatfood, Raanraals, badmanreturns, japes, and PickledOeuf this'd this
what was the last thing you took to the dump?

I think mine was an armchair

japes | 12 Mar '13, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
- telly
  
  Balonz @japes | 12 Mar '13, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  Silkyskillz11 this'd this
- Just a bag of junky bits
  
  meowington @japes | 12 Mar '13, 14:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - like needles and that?
    
    japes @meowington | 12 Mar '13, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    andyvine, Raanraals, and gecko this'd this
    - yeah
      
      a few belts too
      
      meowington @japes | 12 Mar '13, 14:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Scorched cutlery
        
        Raanraals @meowington | 12 Mar '13, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
- nest of tables probably
  
  jacques_le_biscuit_ @japes | 12 Mar '13, 14:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - actually it might have been several tins of paint
    
    jacques_le_biscuit_ @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 12 Mar '13, 14:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
- an old sofa i think
  
  had springs coming out of it.
  was getting to be a bit dangerous to lounge on.
  
  Girl_on_film @japes | 12 Mar '13, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - How did you take it to the dump?
    
    LOLpop @Girl_on_film | 12 Mar '13, 15:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- A broken sofa bed
  
  msmonipenni @japes | 12 Mar '13, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Stig.
  
  DaddyorChips @japes | 12 Mar '13, 16:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
FIX

Her broken heart

lemonbrickcombo | 12 Mar '13, 14:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
you really used your silky skills with that one.

Girls are too much bother anyway pal, give them up.

moousee | 12 Mar '13, 14:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
kill jester

shucks | 12 Mar '13, 14:35 | X | ^ This | Reply

saps and moker this'd this
- my money my game.
  
  wilykit @shucks | 12 Mar '13, 14:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
sometimes if you are nice to people, they have sex with you

cat_race | 12 Mar '13, 14:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
- and sometimes if you're nice to people, they give you a hug. Or a nice handshake.
  
  msmonipenni @cat_race | 12 Mar '13, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  cat_race this'd this
  - or pay you a compliment
    
    cat_race @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - or just smile.
      
      msmonipenni @cat_race | 12 Mar '13, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - or dump you anyway
        
        and break your heat in a way that just isn't golf, maaan
        
        gecko @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 15:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Breaking heat is pretty serious.
        
        msmonipenni @gecko | 12 Mar '13, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Pretty cold behaviour,if you ask me.
        
        DaddyorChips @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 15:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - You have a nice smile.
        
        DaddyorChips @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        There are no words
        
        Raanraals @DaddyorChips | 12 Mar '13, 15:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        andyvine and Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
        
        :D
        
        moker @DaddyorChips | 12 Mar '13, 15:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
how were you negative during your walk?

Twin - There's a lovely park just round the corner. We could go there?

Silks - Nah it's shit man, you're a bit shit too.

Twin - Ok. What about if we walk along the river, there's some beautiful buildings along there.

Silks - That's a shit idea you shit.

Was it along those lines?

jacques_le_biscuit_ | 12 Mar '13, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
- You spelt maaaaan wrong
  
  Royter-Hatfood @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 12 Mar '13, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Twin - we could go for a tandem ride on a day-glo bicycle?
  Silks - I fucking told you to leave it
  
  japes @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 12 Mar '13, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  Epimer this'd this
  - :D
    
    msmonipenni @japes | 12 Mar '13, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    badmanreturns, plasticniki, fitzcarraldo, PickledOeuf, Parsefone, andyvine, areyouarealdoctor, incandenza_, and TheWza this'd this
Congratulations!

cowcow | 12 Mar '13, 14:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
- COWCOW
  
  hi
  
  shucks @cowcow | 12 Mar '13, 15:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
you do sound like you were a bit of a prick tbf

Call her sister?

marilyninthesky | 12 Mar '13, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I think he probably called her maaaaan
  
  Raanraals @marilyninthesky | 12 Mar '13, 14:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
Totally shat myself on purpose, guys

Epimer | 12 Mar '13, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply

wisdom, gonad, and Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
- Troll
  
  saps @Epimer | 12 Mar '13, 15:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
Everyone has things that end like this, or technically don't end at all,

I'm pretty sure that there are four of us that are still seeing some girl guides that we met on scout camp when I was 11. Never got around to breaking up.

moousee | 12 Mar '13, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- You were 11
  
  Skillz is pushing 40, unless I'm misinterpreting the "11" in his username.
  
  Raanraals @moousee | 12 Mar '13, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - he's 40?
    
    Don't twins stop counting as twins after 30?
    
    moousee @Raanraals | 12 Mar '13, 15:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Unless you're referring to their combined age
      
      in which case, ideal for Silky's catchment.
      
      msmonipenni @moousee | 12 Mar '13, 15:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - haha
        
        you're really on my ass today. maybe chill out?
        
        Silkyskillz11 @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 15:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Don't mention 11. There is no 11.
  
  msmonipenni @moousee | 12 Mar '13, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  Silkyskillz11, moker, and silkyskillz this'd this
  - I actually like calling Skillz
    
    "Eleven" and sometimes "Old Elevens" or even "Elvensies"
    
    moker @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 15:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    silkyskillz this'd this
    - Actually makes sense.
      
      I bet once someone once asked ol' Silky what the 411 was, he only heard '4' assumed it was a sporting reference and replied "That's just golf, maaan"
      
      msmonipenni @moker | 12 Mar '13, 15:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      andyvine this'd this
      - Excellent work
        
        Really, really good
        
        andyvine @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 15:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        A-?
        
        msmonipenni @andyvine | 12 Mar '13, 15:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        i work more on a scale of 1-10 where 10 is the best, of course
        
        i'd give that an 8
        
        andyvine @msmonipenni | 12 Mar '13, 15:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        good work there vine
        
        cat_race @andyvine | 12 Mar '13, 15:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I think it's important that we're clear on these things
        
        andyvine @cat_race | 12 Mar '13, 15:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        cat_race this'd this
        
        Could have pushed for an 11, but we both know that doesn't exist.
        
        msmonipenni @andyvine | 12 Mar '13, 15:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        andyvine this'd this
Actually thought this would have more replies by now

Royter-Hatfood | 12 Mar '13, 15:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
If there’s one thing I hate then it’s wasted potential

There are any number of girls that could ask silks to eat their growler in the work shower unit. But they don’t.

And that’s the tragedy.

Lucien | 12 Mar '13, 15:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Oi
  
  Not til June, matey. Not til June.
  
  Royter-Hatfood @Lucien | 12 Mar '13, 15:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Good point.
    
    Bye mates
    
    Lucien @Royter-Hatfood | 12 Mar '13, 15:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
ITT:

uughhhh

no-class | 12 Mar '13, 15:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^the sound skillz will make tonight as he
  
  simultaneously cries and jisms into a sock
  
  monoshono @no-class | 12 Mar '13, 16:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
SilkySkills why do you base your persona on Jay from the Inbetweeners

TheKennedyCurse | 12 Mar '13, 16:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
- you're too insignificant to warrant a response, other than
  
  see you later, man
  
  Silkyskillz11 @TheKennedyCurse | 12 Mar '13, 16:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - burn
    
    TheKennedyCurse @Silkyskillz11 | 12 Mar '13, 16:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
The best dump I've ever taken

Was at download festival last year. It was Sunday night, I could hear Black Sabbath playing War Pigs, and I managed to find a clean portaloo with toilet roll. I hadn't had a shit in 2 or 3 days. Absolute bliss.

Never been in any kind of relationship, so never dumped anyone/been dumped. But I've taken some pretty damn fine dumps in my time.

aactv | 13 Mar '13, 02:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Faeces gathered in their asses
  
  Just like witches at black masses
  
  ma0sm @aactv | 13 Mar '13, 05:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  DaddyorChips this'd this

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