I've taken to eating most lunches (at home) standing up
firstly, I can't be bothered to go to the dining room
secondly, I reckon its actually better for you. helps the food flow more easily.
obviously, this doesn't apply for a proper lunch. sandwiches/beans on toast - that sort of shit really
who else does this?
just me then
let me know
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i know how you feel
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beef and the toast is how i feel most mornings
How can you eat beans on toast stood up?
It's a knife and fork effort.
i can stand AND use a knife and fork
at the same time
How are you holding the plate whilst operating a knife and fork?
We should hang out where are you?
aren't you more at risk of spilling some beans down
your Fat Willys Surf Shack t-shirt?
Fat Willys Surf Shack t-shirt
:'D
Those joe bloggs padded waistcoats are a nightmare to wash, too
I like eating whilst walking
So like a kebab or burger or whatever and walking whilst devouring the fucker.
For some reason I find this the best way to eat. I'll actually opt to walk and eat when I can now I think about it.
I like eating whilst wanking
So like a kebab or burger or whatever and wanking whilst devouring the fucker.
For some reason I find this the best way to eat. I'll actually opt to wank and eat when I can now I think about it.
Want any sauce on that mate?
No ta, got me own.
Ahhh the fabled 'munchwank'
Love a munchwank whilst devouring the fucker.
so i was driving along the road the other day and radio 2 was on
i was listening to graham norton interview matt and trey parker about the book of mormon. it was alright. but much graham norton though. anyway, after it had finished graham norton said "ah lovely, now here's the new one from the brand new heavies" so i turned the radio off
It's clearly
in a reclining position with the servants hand feeding you grapes and keeping the drinks flowing
Hi Kenny,
As far as any physical difference between standing up or sitting down while eating, there is no physical difference. Standing up while eating is not more or less healthy than sitting down.
The issue about eating while standing up being unhealthy revolves around how people might eat more and/or faster while standing up, which might sabotage weight loss efforts.
Eating nutritious food and chewing it well is what the body needs! If sitting down helps someone do that better, then that is a good habit. But you could do that too while standing up, you just need to put some attention on it.
Cheers,
BB
I just ate a beef and horseradish sandwich
the horseradish actually caused, what I can only describe as a brain freeze in my sinus cavity. The pain was excruciating.
How is this a good thing?
too much mustard gets up your nose
But it all went in my mouth.