Hi, I'm new here, can someone give me a lowdown on DIS's most prominent members?
Would be good to hear. Tell me about all the characters and their wicked ways. I find that cat-race guy particularly funny. Also Royter-Hatfood has the most amazing name, like some kind of cult South African footballer!
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Hi TTWM
I am creakyknees.
I am the oldest who regularly posts.
I write huge blocks of text as I think of them, which is unpopular for many.
I can be kind (especially if I think you are being unfairly persecuted) and I want to do good, but I am vain, arrogant, lazy, and bad at english.
http://2media.nowpublic.net/images//da/93/da930d072715e29096af1d814fb7d317.jpg
:D
And so it begins.
:)
TIme to close new user registrations again.
this is why i've not been approving anyone who has a stupid username
I think it should say on new user profiles
WHO approved them. Then we can point fingers and blame people for stuff.
Insert Shaggy video here.
Hi CG!
I'm kind of a big deal around here
Hi CG
cat-race is really good at making films.
ask him about it.
maybe even start a thread?
suck his dick
I run this fucking place
You don't even run Clapham, you toilet.
We're just like one big happy family
And DiSers with multiple usernames are banned
has anyone else been getting password reset emails?
First I've heard of it pal
Your mum could tell you a lot more about most of our prominent members
Antony!
How'd I do?
Not as well as I do your... oh never mind.
:D
she certainly gave me the lowdown
I've had my wicked ways with her
many a time.
She went to town on me like some kind of cult South African footballer
:D
something wicked this way comes
(your mother)
I'VE FUCKED YOUR MUM
hurr
:( I havn't
although I've been pencilled in for next week sometime after KiK........ :( sloppy seconds :(
^tom jones impression
blowdown
There's a particularly annoying troll called 'sean' who posts threads in the wrong boards
Hi guys!
I'm new as well. nice to meet you all!
does anyone know how I update my profile picture?
Thanks!
x
Oh you're good
er.... ok
you're good too?
anyway, I can't see an option anywhere?
Utterly convincing
I know, right?
icouldwinarabbit
I think his granddad used to play football!!
wishpig is a real doll
Im secretly in <3 with her, but she just messes me around like she does with all the guys on here
Gets on fine with me, pal
Andyvine licks out goats on tinychat sometimes
His missus is really going to kill you now mate.
ahhaha
she's going to kill him ON SUNDAY
meowington has a made up bf
called gayguava or CG, she pretends he is very rich and is a politician.
Chris and LuLu are the site lawyers
DaddyOrChips is only 13
:D
I don't pretend he's very rich and a politician!
Thats him! He does that! You're confusing us creaky. We're not one person.
Classic double bluff
i'd like to take this opportunity to let you all know he has a giant penis and is an exceptional lover
Aww thanks :)
Classic single bluff.
Im sorry but if I were able then I could find a thread where you admit that you are
posting as him (or vice versa) (sorry it all gets too confusing)
I'm back on the daytime posting. Watch my career with interest.
ashleeINCREDIBLE06
is actually TheoGB in yoga pants
Daniel Kelly doesn't believe that you can have a slash on purpose
whilst fully clothed. He's wrong.
I've snogged loads
crispinalexander, Majorcriiimes, silky and meths are the the equivalent of the popular kids at school
but tbh it's all a bit cliquey between those four and excludes everyone else
i barely know who those other people are
Silky prefers to be called
Skillz11
lose the 11, maaaan
Oh we're back on the "there is no 11" but there is, but we all just don't talk about it.
I'm new but you didn't see me going on about it
I just started repeating in jokes (cat race film, forza ragconspiracy) to be accepted then started a thread that was a really shit joke and got it all wrong.
Probably already in the top 5 posters on here
don't know who you are pal
Practically everyone on here is a cunt.
Welcome aboard.
Practically?
Sample is too small to be conclusive, sorry.
how many are there?
Not sure how to check, whiskas.
Ask Theo
theo?
i like to talk about toilets and poo and stuff mostly
so does fappable
finally the recognition i deserve
All of the women are actually male
Except for fuck_this_band
It's like the Crying Game on here.
I'm the kooky one.
like Phoebe from that popular show.
Friends not The Archers.
Hey someone should do a thread about which DiSers are like which Friends characters!
That would be a really good way to circle-jerk
The Archers would be better.
There's a secret board
You've made a terrible mistake.
If you ever need your day brightened, DaddyorChips is your man.
cat_race is actually a modified version of the @Horse_ebooks bot created by DataGB. You'll get to know DataGB, he's great.
Hbyubj
That was my puppy saying hi
*puppies
Just flubbed them right down on the keyboard
flubbed!
made me laugh, anyway
ru
jugs, did
The post is pretty much
onomatopoeic too.
The sound FLUB is not the noise they make
I meant that Hbyubj is
when they're being motorboated
maybe
What is your opinion on the mighty mighty bosstones?
Good tunes but you can't trust 'em
They look like the kind of chaps who put marmalade on bacon sarnies.
no, I think they're real people
That's not the impression that I get.
I have a fair idea who this is now.
Snigger
'Prominent member'
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4426977
You're advertising.
Typical.
I didn't start the thread
Just goes to show how prominent a, ahem, member I am
Or in other words a massive dick?
(I don't think you are)
:)
That was the joke!
A lack of protein is had by all
Hi everyone.
I'm new too. But I'm far lazier than these other new users so I'm just posting from the usual account.
Nice to meet you all anyway.
yes
Hi I'm new here and a sexy woman
hunterian Museum if you want to see jars with organs in them etc
that was supposed to stay 'hun'
FUUUUCK
:D
If it ain't cat_race then it ain't worth bothering with
Also deep_blue is a computer
OK
My username is slightly incorrect
as I'm more like an 8-stone wick, not just one... but I'm not prominent here so it doesn't matter.
One time, I posted in a thread, and then PO replied and misspelled something, and it totally validated my existence... but I didn't take a picture, so I can't prove it.
I have a theory that most of us here fall into two categories
So you're really asking about the exceptions to the rule. Everybody else is either:
Fight-clubbed (most everybody knows you, but nobody talks about you)
- or -
Friend-zoned (plenty of folks talk about you, but nobody really KNOWS.... o_O)
I don't think I'm known at all here. I'm pretty much a wallflower.
this is definitely that
shit bag head guy, isn't it?
something in his writing style always gives it away
Please don't call me a druggie, cheers.
I've had enough problems in York with dickheads asking me for bubble. I don't understand why you are obsessed with hacking away at my identity. It's inhumain and barbarrick. My name is Mike - "Stereo Mike" to my friends.
yep, it's him.
i smell a bannnniiiiiiing
Disgraceful scenes.
My mum's in hospital, you know.
just fuck off you titanic cockwaffle
COCKWAFFLE
I'll be banning him in a bit
once I get to the bottom of the french url warning issue
OK, the penny's dropped, I am MPBH/Dan Sullivan
of Clitheroe, Lancashire.
Please don't ban me. Despite my occasional bad attitude, I love this forum.
Since I created my new username I've resolved to do the following:
1. Not be a reactionary twat about things like immigration/religion
2. Not start new threads every two seconds
3. Give other users a bit more peace, love and understanding. Can't we all just get along? Why can't we just be nice?
well, I'll be consulting a few of the junior mods (wishpig, jonnymanone etc)
before I make a decision. I don't get much 'face time', so to speak, on the social board at the mo as I'm trying to sort out other issues on the site, so not sure how annoying/trolling you have been
I'm not a troll.
I just have a reputation for starting shit threads.
Which I'm repairing..
I think youll have to refer this one to forza
He's in charge of the troll cleanup and will have the final say (i think he'll be fair).
again!!!
I BELIEVED in cat_race
got a whole new philosophy on life, bought some sandals, was about to make a book on his pronouncements, ya know, just in case someone wanted to make a gospel in the future. Denounced things such as evil as 'not a thing'.
Turns out he's just human after all. Well that's cat_food for thought.
isn't this chump just that Mere Pseud Bag Head doofus?
gonna have to ban you in a bit for not reading the thread properly
hey I ctrl-f-ed the fuck out of this
even trying 'bellend procrastinator' and 'mysteriously proud of shit threads' and came up with nothing.
B-b-but my name is Mike Chamonix!
And a few months ago it was Simon Bostwick
I've been here ages and still don't know who's who
I'm also new
and wanna avoid the general banter and new boy bullying. hey guys, long time lurker,new time friend.