Tuesday thread
Going to the printers tonight to approve my wedding invitations wooo. Got a bill from BT for a line I cancelled, but they waived it off and said it was a mistake on their part, so that was good. Sorted it in 20 minutes, which was nice.
I bought some stuff at IKEA last night and got 100 free GLIMMMA tealights thanks to their loyalty card. \o/
Thread not appearing correctly? Click here to rebuild | Report this

I need an Ikea trip soon.
Need a new TV stand thing. Hmmm.
Hope GTA IV arrives today. Just found out there's MORE gigs in May I wanna go to: Why? and Menomena. Why is May always the month for gigs?
i find October to be exhausting for gigs more often
Yeah actually, I was away for October last year and I remember missing loads.
Argh. May = Low, The Postal Service, The Knife, Modeselektor, Why?, Menomena. I'm sure there's more.
We got a Hemnes for our TV.
Niiiiice.
There's too much choice.
For us it was just that so many of them are too big and annoying.
The Hemnes is sturdy, though, and actually costs a bit for IKEA, presumably because of that.
Why? !
YES! I'll be there.
at Islington Assembly Halls.
Saw Los Campesinos there last year, a fine venue I think. Why clashes with The Knife though, sadface (though I'll probably see them at Melt instead and go to Why)
Ooh we've been talking about Islington Assembly Halls
They seem to be having a fair few gigs there so excited I get to go there...and its a 20 min walk home after. Are tickets on sale yet?
yuppp
http://www.wegottickets.com/event/213650
THANKS!
<3
Moved yesterday in a blizzard
Quickly discovered that my new place has no water, so spent my first night there on a friend's sofa. So very, very cold.
You are surely a man who's winning.
I just caught a glimpse of a paper and it reminded me that Gazza once showed up to a terrifying mass murderer's house with a fishing rod and a chicken. In hindsight that's surely the weirdest thing anyone can think of. Perhaps ever.
Speaking of weird... I think Shelly from Alisha's Attic is contributing a last second vocal. Did not see that coming. After a bit of research did you know she had a platinum album??
Otherwise life roles on. Keeping it together just about. Email me this week if you get a window?
Dude. Really? You REALLY wrote that second para?
Come one...
..come all.
COME ON!
hahaha
it really IS unexpected because it's nothing to do with me. Other half of the band wrote to her because he's mildly obsessed with her voice and so it's been a case of "wait, what? erm okay". I haven't heard the take yet so I keeping my fingers crossed. Alisha's Attic though. So 90s :D
Get Tina Arena in and we'll talk.
i want the guy from Ned's Atomic Dustbin or I'm canning the whole thing
It wasn't his house you divvy
It was a sleepy northumberland town where near where he had been hiding in the wild for like a week.
good point
but it makes it even weirder if anything
'sup dudes
Icy as fuck around here. Sliding around like a bastard.
so pissing cold but no slow. all the downsides and none of the fun >:-(
every one has a snow day apart from me.
fuck off
there is no snow in Hertfordshire
so I'm in work too :(
Wasn't any snow in Birmingham either
Just a massive sheet of ice seemed to have covered everything
got sent home at 12.30 alteadu been to the pub
And the sun is out :D
Hy does the free web hosting service I just signed up to
promise 1-click installation of Wordpress and then fail to provide a button to click in order to instal Wordpress?
Am I missing something?
Besides the initial 'W', that is
pretty sure they're all like that
one click! (to my then-gf's brother's facebook to send him a msg and ask him to do it for me)
I found it eventually
they've cunningly placed it inside another directory called "Zickety Installer" (or something), and after clicking on the Wordpress installer, you have to click through some options and fill in a form, before clicking submit.
All up, half a dozen clicks or more, which is at least 5 MORE CLICKS THAN ADVERTISED!
It looks as though I may end up in court
I feel like jumping off the work balcony.
woah wtf?
this isn't to do with my place is it??
):
This isn't good. :(
Mum mentioned that tealights thing to me.
My response was, "Who on earth would want 100 tealights?"
you can tell her
justanothersheeldz loves his tealights
also
i have a yankee candle oil burner thing that is really good for the bathroom smells that commonly appear
i will not suggest how many tealights are consumed in my house in a week.
my feet are numb from the cold
i need to go to the library but I'm just sitting in my bedroom
Didn't get home from work last night til gone midnight
had time to watch the Walking Dead, go to sleep, get up and go to work again. really need to find a new job.
it was definitely wednesday when i woke up
wtf is this shit/
just found out my dad has been submitting videos of his dog to you've been framed
:DDD
I bought some Weetabix breakfast biscuits. Thought they might be quite nice.
You get 3 packs of 4 biscuits in a box... I battled through one whole biscuit before admitting defeat. Vile.
:( wo
MBV MBV MBV
it's also quite cold
the sun is shining
I'm late for work but I don't really care.
I would rather be at home playing computer games.
I'm well happy
cause I had 4 days holiday to take before I leave so I've taken friday and monday off and then friday and monday off again and then its easter bank holiday so get another friday and monday off then I have to come in for 2 days then I leave.
I have a cold still. Its been 2 weeks. Loads of chunks came out in my snot today.
yes! i get a week off before new job as well
we are good at changing jobs!
We're so good!
^5
Back after more than a week's holiday.
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING COLD HERE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY?
Broken Britain innit
Can someone at least fix the heating?
Its only just occurred to me that I got hit on at work yesterday
And now I have his phone number. The right thing to to I'm this situation is to pretend it never happened, isn't it?
85% etc.
JBHR
obviously...
Eurgh, this is really obnoxious
I wish I hadn't posted it now. Sorry everyone.
Went to a wine tasting evening last night
Had to pretend to be posh.
My favourite moment was later in the evening, a elderly gentleman's comb over had flipped back on itself, and was hanging like a ponytail, down next to his ear. Like a sideways mullet. He was too drunk on wine to notice.
Had to put my foot down with Keitha last night
and she flew off the handle. Things were getting too serious. DO NOT WANT. I still can't see myself in a serious relationship with anyone apart from my ex. maybe I should just ask her to marry me.
prison keitha?
She could do with a custodial sentence tbf
How did you put your foot down with her?
A swift elevation of the knee followed by the same motion in reverse.
(told her I couldn't do this and that we have to stop)
And she went mental about it?
You were right to back off. She sounds cray.
I don't know what she expected really.
I told her on three separate occasions that I didn't want a gf but alarm bells were ringing when she started to invite herself over all the time and when she bought clothes to specifically leave in my room. What I had to do was hardly a surprise.
Sounds like she was just ignoring you
and doing her own thing in the hope you'd realize how amazing she is and just want a girlfriend anyway.
How long have you been seeing her for?
About 6 weeks.
Yeah I thought that's what she was doing. That's why I had to give her repeated warnings. And now I look like the villain.
Flight of the Concords Keitha? Or are you actually dating a girl called 'Keitha'
It's not her name but she's Australian and a bit barmy.
I believe elthamsmateowen made the reference originally.
Yeah, Australians are super weird. I would cut and run there.
Plus. That accent would soon grate on your ears.
Are there any normal Australians?
Hang on, I'm properly single again *parties*
FOREVER ALONE.
You won't be 'FOREVER ALONE'
It's just how dating goes. You meet some cray cray people along the way, but it will be worth it in the end.
And no. None that I've met.
my middle name is keith and my first name begins with a
It was you all along??
Take me back! I can change!
Saw the stage version of The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time last night
it's really well staged. Go if you can - only £12 a ticket.
hi DiS, just popping by.
How are you all?
Got a big uni deadline tomorrow, nervous but at least the work is done. It just needs editing now.
Went on a date yesterday. It was... odd. We got on very well and I like the guy a lot, but I can't tell whether he likes me or not, and I find that a bit strange. Not really sure what to do next.
Listening to Wooden Wand a lot this week, brilliant album.
Well, that's enough about my life for now.
feelings suck
autism sucks
something about DaddyOrChips
Just wearing a dressing gown
Alright office workers?
Me tooooo
Not even got pants on yet and ive been running abut the garden and up a tree trying to get a fucking squirrel off my baby birds.
HI OFFICE WORKERS..
Is it too early for a sherry?
Im cracking open the pedro.
had some tequila at 1pm a couple of weeks back
fucking students etc
Nice to see you've embraced the crazy alcoholic bird lady lifestyle
within 72 hours of getting home
pants on before tree climbing
GOLDEN RULE.
I know, it's a bit draughty out west
I've just went for the slightly more refined 'not wearing pants but in the house' unemployed lifestyle
but I can't really judge because I might need to put the recycling out in a bit
Im going to have to do clothes soon as i need to register at a gp
And go to the post office. Why is my life still so stressful :(