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you have to eat three meals a day with them and socialise with them for an additional 2 hours per day. minimum.
Both bell-ends. In fact I pick Sting looking at Weller's hair for a week would make me feel physically sick.
What a horrendous fucking proposition.
They're both pretty awful.
Actually, Sting is a much bigger cunt isn't he. This is easier than I thought. Weller but I'd do the absolute minimum and grudgingly.
Horrible question, c_r. Well done.
like, i love the jam and i love the police. but they are both just really awful.
Just imagine the stories in the post-holiday DiS thread!
got out his car and shouted at him. i've reworked the memory in my brain so his shout is more like the whole "it's christmas" thing than it actually was
hanging round with sting
Sting would ruin having loads of sex then be dead smug about it. Still better than looking at Weller's hair though. Christ, I'm dry heaving just thinking about it.
and they'll all be beying for blood with their stupid fucking feathercunt hairstyles.
Excellant question however.
You could have made it more difficult however
i.e. Sting or Bono?
that was how the conversation went for one moment until EVERYONE present realised it's almost anyone ahead of bono
OK how about Sting and Chris Martin?
thats a bit more even isnt it?
but i'ms struggling to justify it
onto the back of his hand
and you could write on him with suncream
even while eating
He would be all chilled, meditate a lot and be alright. Wellar's hair is enough to put me off.
not even the sex stuff. just maybe he knows some information that i don't. i don't get that impression from weller
Weller more fun, but he'd just stick to the English theme pubs.
also Sting wouldn't take so long doing his hair, and he'd probs have got his yoga out of the way before you evej woke up.
Weller would be boring as fuck.
also I reckon Sting would have at least memorised the phrase book and I can respect that.
He'd probably bring Wiggo or one of the Gallaghers with him and we'll just get pissed and talk about how much of a mod he is
if not it's still weller but i would just really appreciate it if i didn't have to look at that war crime of a haircut.
but he's under no obligation to
(reckon Weller would come out on top tbh)
That could lead to a very sore jaw.
I think I'm about to be sick.
how much would you have to be paid to complete a 2500 piece jigsaw of paul weller's head. haircut exposed and at its worst
Call it a round 2 grand
but i feel like each piece would be more difficult than the last. i am going to do the first piece for 1p and then each additional piece for 1p more than the last.
especially the last few pieces
the enultimate piece & the last piece almost count as 1 & you can't really charge for the corners
Hay Paul, single mum from essex called, she wants her hair back.
Hay Paul, 14 year old emo kid from 2004 called, he wants his hair back.
Hay Paul, ...
So I can try out this tantric sex he's 'famed' for.
he'd be prepared to cheat on his wife with you?
Imagine staring into his fucking smug face as he just leaves his semi erect cock in you for a couple of hours. Still I'd rather have that than another second of picturing Weller's fucking hair.
to pass the time.
has genuinely made me feel quite nauseous.
Just imagine him inside you and singing "Englishman in New York".
He's got your arse propped up on a pillow or two to make it easier and he's beaming down at you as he sings.
a pair of earplugs and a massive dose of Valium, please?
He's by far the bigger cunt, but he'd probably be quieter.
anyone fuck Sting.
Still hot and I admire him sticking up for the miner's strike in the 80s.
Plus he is fucking amazing. English Rose is one of my favourite songs, ever.
With that haircut?!
FUCKING SINGLE THOUGH CHEAPSKATE.
i don't think paul looks the sort would be up for a go on the banana boat
Male primary school teachers - underrepresented group in the UK and great bunch o' lads.