So many funny things you could imagine doing in a taxi
• They've not got the radio on and you're sat in the back in the seat behind the driver, dead quiet and you lean forward and scream really high pitched at about a million decibels straight into the driver's ear.
• You get in and tell them where you're going and about 20 seconds into the journey unbuckle your seatbelt really quick and say 'nice one mate', open the door and dive out the car, bouncing along the road and dying.
• Get in and they ask where you're going and you say 'dunno, surprise me.'
• Get a taxi to your house and when you get in and they ask where you're going, say the address of your house and then say 'cheers mate' and get out.
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last one :)
shit yourself
Ahahahahhaaahahaahahahhahaha
Thought of a new one (best one)
• Get a lighter out and discreetly start burning a bit of the car's plastic interior at the side of you and then when it starts melting point at it and say to the driver 'haha how good's that the way it just melts and drips like that and stuff'
Book the taxi to the hospital, then when it gets there, stab the driver through the throat with a screw driver and drag him out in front of the hospital doors.
Then as you drive the taxi away stick your head out of the window and shout 'EH THAT'S LUCKY' as the doctors rush out.
Book five taxis
and get them to drive slowly in convoy through the centre of town. You are in the middle taxi, backseat, window down, giving the royal wave to passers by. When you arrive at your destination tip all the taxis except the one you were sat in.
:'D
class abuse bants
here's a clip of some people being mean in a taxi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sskfJ3AOxbA
you gonna getta no no tip
so catchy
Less abusive, more constructive
http://www.blackcabsessions.com/
Don't drive me anywhere
I just want to talk
I nearly showered the office in tea from reading this thread
:D
suck his dick
that way you get the tip!
amirite?
Done the twenty yard one
Waste of £2.50 but whatever.
When Ian Watkins got charged me and someone else insisted on playing lost prophets songs in the back of the cab and singing along with the windows open for the whole journey
I used to drive taxis
and had an experience similar to #3 with a has-been TV variety show host. He was pissed off his dial and semi-comatose - I picked him up from the pub - and just kept saying "Take me home". When I pressed him for more details, he got really angry: "Ahhhh fuggit jss fuggn take me HOME". I had to radio the base, explain the situation, and they called his wife who gave them the address, which they then relayed to me.
What's Michael Barrymore up to these days?
I love the idea of hopping into a taxi
and just saying something like "take me somewhere interesting within a five mile radius" then you get out and your day begins there. It would be a real adventure; you could do this once a month or something just think of all the interesting experiences you would have that you wouldn't normally choose on your own accord.
You would have to literally hop into the taxi though
otherwise it wouldn't work
A taxi driver today told me that this happens to him a few times a year
and he gets really excited because he's really bored of driving the same routes all the time or something
wow untrue!
you made a good thread
well done
The driver veers off the road into a really muddy field and starts speeding through it so mud's splattering all over the windscreen and windows, shouting THIS ALRIGHT FOR YOU HERE MATE YEAH!??
HERE ALRIGHT FOR YOU BUD YEAH?!
So, what the fuck's going on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74HdbWi28-g
I like this thread.
As soon as you get in say
'just downloaded the new version of Photoshop keep fucking up all the layers and stuff though all the opacity and stuff, all going wrong just fucking it up and stuff all the time'
Ask if you can have a go at driving for a bit.
ambition in the back of a black car
In Nuts or Zoo (one of those mags anyway)
Couple of guys decided to get in a black cab and ask to go to Marrakesh. The driver thought it was a joke at first, but by the end of it (took about a week) theyd become quite good friends, the meter was at about £10,000.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ3GkjuWga8&t=20m28s