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msmonipenni [Edit] [Delete] 96 replies 14:14 March 8th, 2013

If you could trade with a DiSser for a week. Who would you trade lives with?

I would trade with Silky

- Go on dates with a twin
- Get to visit my nan and eat home cooked meals and watch BBC
- Say things like "That's golf, man" without any hesitation
- Get home from work and nap

Seems like a nice week.

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something about Jamie Lee Curtis

robluvsnic | 8 Mar '13, 14:15 | X | ^ This | Reply

Gringo this'd this
- I CAN SEE
  
  I HAVE LEGS!! I CAN WALK
  
  Gringo @robluvsnic | 8 Mar '13, 14:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  robluvsnic and Lo-Pan this'd this
  - EGG YOG?
    
    Gringo @Gringo | 8 Mar '13, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
I would trade with Sheeldz, as I have said before

i want my own garden to kick footballs, drink beers, hang around with a labradour in, plus awesome nearby scenery.

cocodaLOL | 8 Mar '13, 14:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
cat race

so i could watch his film

labmonkeya529 | 8 Mar '13, 14:26 | X | ^ This | Reply

lemonbrickcombo this'd this
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSg0qxmH43A
  
  TheComedian @labmonkeya529 | 8 Mar '13, 22:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
One of the pretty ones

Tillance | 8 Mar '13, 14:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
- No-one is allowed to be me
  
  Not that anyone would want to, but just in case IT'S NOT ALLOWED.
  
  Tillance @Tillance | 8 Mar '13, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
If I was to

Would I be allowed to mutilate my genitalia?

Balonz | 8 Mar '13, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply

ChintzyLacroix this'd this
icouldwinarabbit

eltham | 8 Mar '13, 14:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Yeah
  
  it would definitely be a girl and then I would stick a finger up me bum.
  
  Balonz @eltham | 8 Mar '13, 14:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Why bum?
    
    I mean you can do that to yourself and as you're a bloke (I assume) it actually has some pleasurable benefits.
    
    Spend the day flicking your bean and squeezing your breasts
    
    Gringo @Balonz | 8 Mar '13, 14:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I like girl bums
      
      Balonz @Gringo | 8 Mar '13, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      cocodaLOL and DaddyorChips this'd this
      - Hey, I'm with you buddy
        
        Its just that only one day as a girl: gotta go with those "assets" that aren't available to us guys normally
        
        Gringo @Balonz | 8 Mar '13, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        i feel violated
        
        ban request for you all
        
        icouldwinarabbit @Gringo | 8 Mar '13, 17:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        TheComedian this'd this
        
        If you've only got this far down the threa you ain't seen nothing yet
        
        andyvine @icouldwinarabbit | 8 Mar '13, 17:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        ban request for everyone who posted in this thread apart from me
        
        icouldwinarabbit @andyvine | 8 Mar '13, 17:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        andyvine this'd this
    - ...and sticking your finger up your bum.
      
      DaddyorChips @Gringo | 8 Mar '13, 17:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
monipenni

see how twisted she really is

ethricdouble | 8 Mar '13, 14:42 | X | ^ This | Reply

DaddyorChips this'd this
- You'll be mildly disappointed.
  
  msmonipenni @ethricdouble | 8 Mar '13, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Only mildly?
    
    Gringo @msmonipenni | 8 Mar '13, 14:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I'm not entirely normal
      
      msmonipenni @Gringo | 8 Mar '13, 14:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
- So what would I expect when I am you for a week?
  
  msmonipenni @ethricdouble | 8 Mar '13, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - aside from working
    
    you'd mostly be at home avoiding socialising, watching the x files and 'working on your music'
    
    ethricdouble @msmonipenni | 8 Mar '13, 14:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
Probably someone who lives somewhere nice

Cherrycola lives in San Fran right? That'll do nicely, I'm sure she'll love Reading for a week too

Smyth2 | 8 Mar '13, 14:45 | X | ^ This | Reply

ChintzyLacroix this'd this
- Good call.
  
  msmonipenni @Smyth2 | 8 Mar '13, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
Body in the Thames

I want to feel sexy and live in a new land full of beautiful people

lemonbrickcombo | 8 Mar '13, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
Lemonbrickcombo lives in Paris, doesn't he?

Him.

meowington | 8 Mar '13, 14:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I live in the 10th
  
  It's not exactly your idea of Paris I'd expect. Also you'd have a duck load of work to do right now.
  
  lemonbrickcombo @meowington | 8 Mar '13, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Also, no way am I letting CG enter me in any way shape or form
    
    I will however happily spend a long time listening to all the pretty vinyl you forbade him from buying.
    
    lemonbrickcombo @lemonbrickcombo | 8 Mar '13, 14:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Oh alright I'll just lie there if we can listen to the Merzbox and talk about it at least three times
      
      I'll do what the French call l'etoile de mer.
      
      And I'll cuddle after.
      
      lemonbrickcombo @lemonbrickcombo | 8 Mar '13, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - *lean awkwardly with no hand contact
        
        cocodaLOL @lemonbrickcombo | 8 Mar '13, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I only forbid him from buying the records
      
      so I can buy them for him! It makes me look like a MEGA BITCH girlfriend but otherwise, I'll have no presents to get him.
      
      meowington @lemonbrickcombo | 8 Mar '13, 15:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Awwww
        
        He's lucky. My gf would never buy me vinyl. Or music in any form.
        
        lemonbrickcombo @meowington | 8 Mar '13, 16:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
- This, probably.
  
  I'd still like all of the same stuff (and some hip-hip) plus I'd live in Paris and have a (probably attrative) girlfriend.
  
  Steved @meowington | 8 Mar '13, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I could use a week back in Bristol
    
    I think we can work something out.
    
    lemonbrickcombo @Steved | 8 Mar '13, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - *hooray!
    
    The_Excession @Steved | 8 Mar '13, 15:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    cocodaLOL this'd this
kik

chris-budget | 8 Mar '13, 14:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Digestive eating on the toilet is every man's dream
  
  lemonbrickcombo @chris-budget | 8 Mar '13, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  shucks this'd this
anyone going out with a DiSer who doesn't name said DiSer is only kidding themselves

brusma | 8 Mar '13, 15:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
- There’s the *I want to bang myself* interpretation of this post
  
  Or the *I want to know a little too much about my partner* interpretation. I’m scared to delve too far into your psyche
  
  Kitchmo @brusma | 8 Mar '13, 15:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  andyvine this'd this
  - definitely the former
    
    brusma @Kitchmo | 8 Mar '13, 16:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I would never, ever want to shag myself
  
  Tillance @brusma | 8 Mar '13, 15:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - consider that dinner party invitation revoked.
    
    forzaborza @Tillance | 8 Mar '13, 17:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I don't get it
      
      You want to watch me lezz off with myself?
      
      Tillance @forzaborza | 8 Mar '13, 22:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - He's literally telling you to go fuck yourself.
        
        DaddyorChips @Tillance | 8 Mar '13, 22:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
I was thinking of swapping with one of the female caners (Chintzy, PO, etc)

but then i remembered that episode of red dwarf where rimmer and lister swap, and rimmer lives like Henry the 8th in lister's body.

colon_closed_bracket | 8 Mar '13, 15:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
i've decided i'm going to be tillance

1) i wanted to be a girl so i could see what it's like to take a cock
2) i can hang out with icouldwinarabbit

cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 15:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
- *in the vagina that is
  
  cat_race @cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 16:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - that's an amendment to number 1)
    
    not number 2)
    
    cat_race @cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 16:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - You want to hang out with icouldwinwithrabbits in a vagina?
    
    Cosy.
    
    msmonipenni @cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 16:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - tell me,
      
      what CAN you win with rabbits?
      
      cocodaLOL @msmonipenni | 8 Mar '13, 16:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - :D
        
        A cosy week in a vagina.
        
        msmonipenni @cocodaLOL | 8 Mar '13, 16:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Now that's the kind of prize i can literally get behind.
        
        cocodaLOL @msmonipenni | 8 Mar '13, 16:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I'm imagining camping in a soft pink cave
        
        msmonipenni @cocodaLOL | 8 Mar '13, 16:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Almost there...
        
        DaddyorChips @msmonipenni | 8 Mar '13, 16:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        That's a bit rich for my blood.
        
        wilykit @msmonipenni | 8 Mar '13, 16:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        just kind of safe....and warm....yet...arousing
        
        christ i think im having some kind of zen moment
        
        cocodaLOL @msmonipenni | 8 Mar '13, 16:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        no wait, DoC has appeared and everything is in pieces.
        
        as you were.
        
        cocodaLOL @cocodaLOL | 8 Mar '13, 16:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        andyvine and badmanreturns this'd this
- http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4426774#r7382295
  
  How would you feel about shagging svenrokk?
  
  Tillance @cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 16:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Because no-one else will shag you
    
    Tillance @Tillance | 8 Mar '13, 16:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - i don't quite understand this post
      
      are you saying nobody will shag me? or nobody will shag you?
      
      cat_race @Tillance | 8 Mar '13, 16:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - The latter
        
        Tillance @cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 16:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        there's probably something i'm supposed to say here that is complimentary without being creepy
        
        but i have no idea
        
        cat_race @Tillance | 8 Mar '13, 16:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        No need, c_r
        
        Tillance @cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 16:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        ok cool, that's a relief
        
        have a good weekend
        
        cat_race @Tillance | 8 Mar '13, 16:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Either way it's offensive to one of you or Svenrokk
        
        wilykit @cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 16:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - i don't know much about him
    
    but most likely i would be fine with it. i'm sure i'll have had worse at some point
    
    cat_race @Tillance | 8 Mar '13, 16:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - He's very good at it
      
      Tillance @cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 16:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - good.
        
        i wouldn't want my week wasted
        
        cat_race @Tillance | 8 Mar '13, 16:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
PO coz she flies in helicopters everywhere

andyvine | 8 Mar '13, 16:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- This was going to be mine!
  
  :D
  
  Songs_about_ducking @andyvine | 8 Mar '13, 16:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
Andyvine

So I could bang his girlfriend

Songs_about_ducking | 8 Mar '13, 16:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I'm going to link her to this
  
  and she will kick your arse
  
  andyvine @Songs_about_ducking | 8 Mar '13, 16:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Christ, she'll batter you if she hears about that.
  
  wilykit @Songs_about_ducking | 8 Mar '13, 16:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Isnt that what hes after?
    
    creakyknees @wilykit | 8 Mar '13, 16:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Nah
    
    She'd love it. She'd be devastated when we swapped back.
    
    Songs_about_ducking @wilykit | 8 Mar '13, 16:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - i really think you're underestimating how angry Vine's missus will be about this.
      
      wilykit @Songs_about_ducking | 8 Mar '13, 16:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Whatever
        
        One look at the J-Man and she'd get a massive wide on
        
        Songs_about_ducking @wilykit | 8 Mar '13, 16:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Just know I always thought you were a good lad. I'm sorry it ended the way it's going to end for you.
        
        wilykit @Songs_about_ducking | 8 Mar '13, 16:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        andyvine, deadonthestairs, and meowington this'd this
        
        excellent exchange
        
        i'm off to link her via twitter
        
        cat_race @wilykit | 8 Mar '13, 16:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Do it on Facebook
        
        Then you can tag him in it
        
        andyvine @cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 17:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        PickledOeuf this'd this
DannyDyer

DaddyorChips | 8 Mar '13, 16:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
Probably ol_ma_wilykit

She's still banging deadonthestairs, isn't she? (amongst others).

ms_cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 16:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
- how odd
  
  cat_race @ms_cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 16:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I think he's been on the sauce today.
    
    wilykit @cat_race | 8 Mar '13, 17:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - is....who owns that account?
      
      Are they okay?
      
      cocodaLOL @wilykit | 8 Mar '13, 17:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Lying in bed with a fucked up foot drinking away
      
      Classic ms_cat_race
      
      andyvine @wilykit | 8 Mar '13, 17:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      cat_race and deadonthestairs this'd this
whoever has the most secrets

still_here | 8 Mar '13, 16:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
hmmmm ............

looks around.........

let me think about this.......

creakyknees | 8 Mar '13, 17:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'd be Sean

TheComedian | 8 Mar '13, 22:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
- and stick my finger up theo's bum
  
  TheComedian @TheComedian | 8 Mar '13, 22:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - *mum
    
    DaddyorChips @TheComedian | 8 Mar '13, 22:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - http://www.flickr.com/photos/theogb/2062906338/in/photostream
    
    TheComedian @TheComedian | 8 Mar '13, 22:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - "Here comes the big aeroplane!"
      
      DaddyorChips @TheComedian | 8 Mar '13, 22:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
Smiggsy

shucks | 8 Mar '13, 22:45 | X | ^ This | Reply

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