It's moker's fault - he linked to the Daily Mail and I found this thing about being too close for great sex
I don't look at the Daily Mail unless forced to.
Don't get too close kids, it'll ruin the fucking.
Hmm interesting?
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A tin of baked beans
tracey cox is fascinating
*tracing cox
she's always claiming something is GREAT FOR SEX
is she trying all this stuff? why do so many people trust her??@?@?!?!?!
depends
can you see it yet?
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's LOLly
Greedily devouring each other’s bodies with your eyes turns into examining each other’s faces.
XD
I think this happened to me :(
My Uncle's always claimed you can either have really good sex or a really good relationship but no-one ever has both.
I've mostly just questioned my Uncle's need to share such wisdom with his nephews.
Sounds like you don't
have a really good relationship with your uncle.
I've got a brilliant relationship with my Uncle.
I really, really like him. He just seems to have slightly inappropriate social boundaries for a seventy year old...
I hope
my attempted wit didn't go over your head.
Bollocks - it really, really did. That was actually really funny as well.
Sorry for fucking it up.
:D
If you bed a goer, they will always leave
real deep, man