accidental smut
i was asked to climb up a tower, 60-80m high. seems fine. a guy then asked me "do you climb?" and i replied
"yeah, I will climb anything".
the silence was breath taking.
what smut have you accidentally said in work recently?
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thought you were going to say you got to the top
and saw loads of boobs from the vantage point.
this is more accidental innuendo and I'm being charitable there.
smut
innuendo
kill joy
just say you saw some boobs or I'm going
i saw some boobs
(.) (.)
^ . ^
O . o
AWESOME!
a friend of mine
on the subject of crisps, sweets etc, proclaimed to a group that she just loved having junk in her mouth
My bro took his wife up the OXO tower for her birthday.
When his work colleagues asked him what he was doing for his wifes birthday, he told them this and thy fell about laughing.
He wasn't familiar with the saying.
neither am i
but thanks
You may not have heard of the OXO tower.
But I'd wager that you've taken many a girl up there..
Would I be right?
i have literally no idea what it really means
and the internet is just being really knowing about it, so i am going to guess it means shagging up the shiter and say no.
That would be the prozaic definition.
:D
The other day
someone said, out of the blue - 'I like it when it goes down' so I said 'I bet you do' in a smutty voice and everyone was very shocked and said they were disappointed with me :(
ah bet yow dow
i love imagining the way you say things
she's not Forrest Gump
how would you write it in her accent?
It sounded just like that
tell smyth2 that!
he thinks that i think you're like forrest gump
I've been trying to read posts in the voices of the peorpl e i've heard the voices of before
recently
I was trying to figure out how to write down how you would say tghat
but i realised it would just all be in caps coz you speak in capital letters
child abuse
This doesn't count
but my wife went out with her NCT birth group or whatever. One of them was contemplating a cake and said "A moment on the lips..." and my wife jumped in with "straight out the nips."
No one laughed. What a bunch of dicks.
:D
funny wife
fix
Eating toad in the hole the other night...
"Would like some more hole or more sausage or a bit of both?"
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4425037#r7322681
A female friend proclaimed that she wasn't a fan of the lucky dip nature of Revels
As she put it, *I like to know what's coming in my mouth*
I recently said to a colleague
"you should smell his helmet, it absolutely stinks."
Because my friend's cycling helmet absolutely stinks.
We were discussing a work BBQ
A vegetarian friend said "I'll come, so long as we're not having a spitroast in the carpark". She said it quite loudly, right next to a team on the phones.