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Me: The 24 Frets
don't care if it's indie points that's cool as shit. Everyone would drink there.
Look guys. You've had your fun with the sectioning. There's going to be no more sectioning today.
I like that name
Good pub, that.
I found this! Which is quite funny as my grandad always used to joke about all the holes me, my brother and our uncle had put in the hedges along their by coming off motorbikes: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1290797/Britains-dangerous-road-named-A537.html
Had a couple of close calls with herds of fucking sheep on the roads.
The Cat and Race?
Free the Paedos?
Suprisingly short lived tenancy
red drapes everywhere and patterned floors. All the bar staff required to speak backwards.
people will call it bb's for short.
always bad people.
i mean it
...watering hole for jaundiced porcine c-list celebrities?
so now i just have to name a pub
It would quickly fill with hipsters, and then I'd lock the doors and burn it down.
It's a flawless plan.
You have to tell everyone online about how you're getting this really amazing beer before it is poured, and then ten minutes later you've forgotten you ordered it and the process repeats until you go home with an empty wallet and drained phone battery and maybe some photos of an empty goblet with a novelty mustachio.
And this would be my sign
People would be surprised when they saw it was still open.
Or The cricketers or fox and hounds so those playing pub cricket can get massive scores....or like The infinite arms or The infinite limbs for max max scores1!!11
used to take massive detours on the family trips to the West Country just to give himself an unbeatable score in Pub Cricket.
"The Martyrs - that's the Tolpuddle Martyrs... 6 men, 12 legs."
Like the YYYs song, but also like a total pub name
The Cock & Gash or the Bellend & Snatch or The Length & Axe Wound? Need I go on?
I'd drink there.
The Scabby Pissle
The Dog and Bastard
Both winners, right?