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So, I've started seeing this girl...

Silkyskillz11 [Edit] [Delete] 46 replies 15:48 March 4th, 2013

..and she has a twin sister. how does that work?

what happens if one day we're staying at her sisters gaff and I get into the wrong bed?

my mind is running WILD here with all sorts of crazy shit.

can this sort of thing ever work? are twins generally really weird and incestuous?

let me know what you know about dating twins and twin chat in general

thanks

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she keep leaving a gap in the curtains by accident?

cat_race | 4 Mar '13, 15:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
- it's really a response to only the thread title
  
  but there you go
  
  cat_race @cat_race | 4 Mar '13, 15:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - plus the rest of your thread is all nonsense anyway
    
    cat_race @cat_race | 4 Mar '13, 15:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - hark at you
      
      japes @cat_race | 4 Mar '13, 16:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - what does that mean?
        
        cat_race @japes | 4 Mar '13, 16:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        It means "listen to you"
        
        Cementimental @cat_race | 4 Mar '13, 23:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Raanraals this'd this
        
        oh ok, good
        
        people should
        
        cat_race @Cementimental | 5 Mar '13, 08:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
Good luck

Royter-Hatfood | 4 Mar '13, 15:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
- cheers, pal
  
  I'll keep you fully abreast as to when she dumps me
  
  Silkyskillz11 @Royter-Hatfood | 4 Mar '13, 15:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Oh, I just meant in general
    
    Royter-Hatfood @Silkyskillz11 | 4 Mar '13, 15:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
I think this thread is silly

Antpocalypsenow | 4 Mar '13, 15:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
If you got them both pregnant would be funny to see how identical the children were

NoNoNoRobots | 4 Mar '13, 15:51 | X | ^ This | Reply

guntrip and hedgehog this'd this
- That's a good point
  
  Antpocalypsenow @NoNoNoRobots | 4 Mar '13, 15:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  Royter-Hatfood, Yesiamaduck, japes, anal_schwarzenegger, cocodaLOL, CrispinAlexander, monoshono, moousee, skellywager, incandenza_, Antelope, and rainmaker this'd this
  - For the good of the community
    
    I suggest you do this
    
    Yesiamaduck @Antpocalypsenow | 4 Mar '13, 16:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
threesome that isn't technically cheating

guntrip | 4 Mar '13, 15:52 | X | ^ This | Reply

moker this'd this
- *genetically
  
  TheComedian @guntrip | 4 Mar '13, 16:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
Fun house it's a whole lot of fun

when you're getting your minky eaten out in the shower at work by Silks.

Laters.

jacques_le_biscuit_ | 4 Mar '13, 15:52 | X | ^ This | Reply

oojimaflop this'd this
great thread

marilyninthesky | 4 Mar '13, 15:53 | X | ^ This | Reply

andyvine this'd this
Is she an identical twin?

If not then telling them apart will be less of a problem

andyvine | 4 Mar '13, 15:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
go see a doctor about your foreskin first

Epimer | 4 Mar '13, 15:55 | X | ^ This | Reply

marilyninthesky this'd this
Tag one of them

that way you'll know what name to scream out when you're having sex

Yesiamaduck | 4 Mar '13, 15:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6OwWC06P3HU#t=80s
  
  svenrokk @Yesiamaduck | 4 Mar '13, 16:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
If I ever went out with a girl who was a twin I'd be thinking this all the time:

threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome

moker | 4 Mar '13, 16:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I think that is what everyone reading this thread is thinking anyway.
  
  Ichor @moker | 4 Mar '13, 16:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I'd make then lay down fanny to fanny
  
  so I could pretend I was having sex with a 2 headed girl
  
  Yesiamaduck @moker | 4 Mar '13, 16:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - If you did them arse to arse you could pretend you were fucking the Kappa logo
    
    NoNoNoRobots @Yesiamaduck | 4 Mar '13, 16:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    cocodaLOL, mug_mug_mug, incandenza_, justanothersheeldz, and douglasdouglas this'd this
    - Fantastic
      
      Yesiamaduck @NoNoNoRobots | 4 Mar '13, 16:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
- what's so hot about twins?
  
  it's just more of the same. surely normal sisters would be sexier.
  
  CrispinAlexander @moker | 4 Mar '13, 16:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Yes I still think threesome
    
    but identical twins is like, I dunno, a porno. Which, let's face it, we're all trying to live out, somehow.
    
    moker @CrispinAlexander | 4 Mar '13, 16:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
sister sister

what a programme that was

inside-outside | 4 Mar '13, 16:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
How would you end up getting in the wrong bed?

Do you generally identify your sleeping quarters by blindly walking into any old room and seeing if there is someone you are romantically involved in the bed?

eltham | 4 Mar '13, 16:08 | X | ^ This | Reply

Antpocalypsenow, PickledOeuf, moker, SenorDingDong, ethricdouble, Lo-Pan, incandenza_, mug_mug_mug, and ma0sm this'd this
- :'D
  
  joeymahone @eltham | 4 Mar '13, 16:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  monoshono, fitzcarraldo, BarryShitpeas, incandenza_, colinzealuk, and Antelope this'd this
I'm sure she may already have a few issues being a twin

So you might want to keep these concerns to yourself...as in STAY AWAY FROM THE TWIN!

marilyninthesky | 4 Mar '13, 16:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
Seems we all unfairly wrote off the note technique

Let me be the first to offer you an apology

Songs_about_ducking | 4 Mar '13, 16:17 | X | ^ This | Reply

fuck_this_band this'd this
- via a note
  
  cocodaLOL @Songs_about_ducking | 4 Mar '13, 16:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
watch the shining

TheComedian | 4 Mar '13, 16:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
Silkyskillz85

Loui_Tacceh | 4 Mar '13, 19:18 | X | ^ This | Reply

eltham this'd this
- Silkyskillz696
  
  one of the least inclusive threesome positions.
  
  skellywager @Loui_Tacceh | 4 Mar '13, 20:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
I got with three sisters.

Not at the same time. They aren't twins, but they do look like each other.

moousee | 4 Mar '13, 20:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
- http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4425615#r7371735
  
  deadonthestairs @moousee | 4 Mar '13, 21:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - does it count as being a player if you end up going out with one of them for ages?
    
    moousee @deadonthestairs | 4 Mar '13, 21:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
i went out with a twin

same as any other

TheKennedyCurse | 4 Mar '13, 23:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
you're not in a porn film

so nothing is probably ever going to happen, except the alienating of your girlfriend by your infatuation with her sister.

Antelope | 5 Mar '13, 11:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
do you reckon if you had a twin brother/sister (identical)

you would suck each other/minge each other off. Just when you were growing up like. It would be like doing yourself which you would. I'm just unsure of the moral implications.

Please advise.

Balonz | 5 Mar '13, 11:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
You do realise twins are separate people

Unless she's a conjoined twin. Then I assume you just ask the other twin to wear headphones and a blindfold?

msmonipenni | 5 Mar '13, 11:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
I have a similar issue

every time I date someone with a mother

slavestate | 5 Mar '13, 12:04 | X | ^ This | Reply

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