weekend boozing audit.
No willy-waving in here, just want to disgust myself a bit as i've fell back in the habit of just drinking constantly over my weekends. I'm trying to save money as well, but it just ain't working.
My bank statement says i spent about £70, which roughly works out at about 14 pints of bitter from boozers & 18 bottles of lager from the offie.
Probably about 65 units as well. Fucking shameful.
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Was a disgrace this weekend
9 pints after work friday
Went to chorlton to watch united saturday and had 8 pints in the spread eagle, a couple in the bar and then came back to town and started drinking double vodka redbulls in the garrett.
Sunday had 3 pints in Staly train station.
Feel completely fine though
;-D
Already got high hopes for this comedy account.
3 tins of red stripe on Friday
same on Saturday. pretty bored of drinking these days
65 units for £70? You win thread
I'm scared to look, but I did buy twelve jagers and handed them out to people on the dancefloor at a party on saturday. I didn't actually drink all that much this weekend.
I broke my golden rule and had a proper caffeinated coke after 2100hrs on Saturday
Friday night: half a pint of ale
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come on, man
who drinks halfs? other than my mum.
We all know what your mum drinks, pal
halfs
we've already establishes that. thanks anyway
bottle of Rekorderlig (mango & raspberry) whilst watching Spartacus on Saturday night
party party
About two thirds of a bottle of red wine (Rioja, £6.99 Co-op, thanks for asking)
Three bourbons
Half a pint of Bath Gem Ale.
All at home, roughly £7ish worth and I don't know what abv the wine was so can't really guess the units. Some.
Oh hang on, and a pint of Hoegaarden at the posh cinema that, together with a lemonade, cost nearly eight fucking pounds
still angry about it
Two cans of Guinness and a pint of London Pride
That was just last night. Don't tend to drink when I'm working and I was working most of last week and the weekend. Shall have a few pints and maybe a bottle of wine tonight and tomorrow though.
Had a pretty dry weekend actually
Friday - Glass of wine / champagne at client do, then 3 pints at Girls Aloud
Saturday - Nothing
Sunday - 1 pint of ale
14 pints?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/871543.stm
14 pints is doable on a full day session
shh
i'm trying to accuse him of being like william hague
330ml bottle of some belgian wheat beer from a posh pub lunch
then circa 330ml of dark rum at a party on saturday evening
goodtimes
Had friday off, but not gonna count Thursday because I'll cry
On Friday I had 2 pints, a can of M and S lager, a Bottle of EPA and a large G and T.
On Saturday I had 7/8.5 pints and a shot of vodka, though over a fairly long period.
Is this bad?
On Sunday I had a pint and a glass of wine and a glass of Port.
and a glass of champagne on Sunday
Went to a wedding and had the classic
Worthingtons, Newcastle Brown, Carlsberg, Red Wine (house), Jagermeister, whisky and ginger ale & gin and tonic combo. First drinks at 11:30 and last at 02.00 Was hanging out of my arse on Sunday.
2 x Old speckled hen
1 x Duvel
friday - zero booze
saturday - 15(ish) bottles of henieken
sunday - zero booze
binging all the way to an early grave
Just the 8 pints for me on Saturday
felt a bit ill all weekend, but:
Friday, in order:
2 jagerbombs
2 pints of bitter
1 bramble
1 mojito
1 pint of becks
Saturday:
1 pint of ale watching Wigan V Liverpool
Quiet weekend, really.
friday: two pints of leffe, two brandy & cokes, 1 morgan spiced & coke (fancied more and was indeed planning more but work saturday morning)
saturday: three brandy & cokes, one pint of stout
sunday: one can of tyskie with my chinese
No booze at all
9 pints on Friday - £15 spent (no idea how, Im sure I bought a couple of rounds?)
Nothing else. I've gone off drinking as it makes me get a sad on.
Argh
I meant to put I felt awful Saturday. I cant drink for shit
9 pints in one night is quite a lot though
I suppose
but Im sure it didnt use to make me feel like this.
4 pints on Friday, following the Chris_Budget(?) method of alternating with pop
Saturday I had a bottle of Kwak with lunch then two tins with my dinner.
Sunday involved three glasses of prosecco and a dry white wine over lunch.
All in all pretty civilised.
Loads of Magic Rock Brewery stuff on Thursday
Mostly stupidly strong and tasty.
1/3 of Bearded Lady, 10.3% Brown Stout
1/2 Clown Juice, 7.3% Wheat beer
1/2 Cannonball, 7% IPA
1 pint of Curious, 3.9% Pale ale
Friday:
1 x Durham White Stout, 6%
Saturday: nada
Sunday:
1 bottle of BrewDog Dead Pony Club
Big fan of magic rock, quality pump clips
Yeah, their designs are some of the best from any British breweries.
2 bottles of ale
Went out with a friend of mine on Friday. Top bloke but a right pi55 head.
I reckon we had about 7 beers each, and a shot of sambuca which he bought without me asking.
Not that much but it was only supposed to be a couple after work.
Friday - 1x pint of ale, 10x stella 4%
Saturday - 5x Fosters, 2x Jaques
Sunday - 3x Fosters, 7x Grolsch
2 x 750ml Leffe
2 x750ml Hoegaaardeeen
2 x Darks and Stormy
At fucking home
dunno
£14 and 317 unitd
i love dark and stoRMYS.
i HAD TWO OF THOS EON SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN
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Looks like you had a couple at lunch
no i hurt my hand last week and haven't been able to type right since
Feel bad now. It's my first day
:D
sure it is
I have rather surprisingly drank very little this year
I can probably count the number of times I've been drunk on one hand, it fucking sucks, but I guess I dont miss the hangovers
A middling weekend for me...
Friday: 3 glasses of red wine, one pint of Brooklyn Lager
Saturday: 3 glasses of red wine, one bottle of some US IPA
Sunday: 2 glasses of red wine, one glass of port, 2 bottles of Duvel
Just one pint watching the fitbaw yesterday
Was moving house. So stressful.
No willy waving.
I bought 10 Jaegers for people on Saturday - the tray didn't even make it as far as the people :( This is the only booze related sadness I have. Other than the fact that I nearly died or something Saturday night. bd.
no idea
Not in a wheyy lads manner, don't think I had very much, it's just that my mind doesn't really collect this useless information
We don't keep those kind of indie points on tap, son.
I've not been going mad of the drinking of late, which is strange for me.
I popped out for quiet beers in soho on Friday. Spent 50 quid...QUIET BEERS.
overall about 35 pints
I was driving on Fri which is why it's a bit low.
65 units in a weekend?
Must be a stressful life being the second best young businessman in Manchester and Tameside...
I had none. Was at work Friday and Saturday night and had an early night on Sunday :/
Looking forward to next Saturday, I can order a curry in, have a few tins, watch Match of the Day and fall asleep in front of the Football League Show - just like it used to be before I started doing nights.
Friday
3 x Guiness over the Rugby
1 x Guiness in the Vic
1 x Chocolate Stout in the Murenger
3 x Hopping Hare in LePub
Saturday
1x Guinness back over the Rugby
1x Hereford Ales IPA in the Bell
3 x Stella 4 to accompany a Curry at home
cant remember
i do remember someone buying me a haggis bomb though
friday; two asahi, two mythos, one innis and gunn
saturday; an asahi and a estrella damm pint
Few Kronenbourgs with the football yesterday
Can count the number of units I've drunk this year on my hands. Just never get around to boozing these days
;(
Friday: About 6 pints of furstenburg, 2 glasses of red wine and 4 Lagavulins.
Sat: Probably about 8 schooners of sam adams, 12 vodka tonics and 6 cafe patrons.
We started at about 2 through till 7am the following morn and there were drugs also involved!
Sun: 4 x bloody marys!
friday
4 cans heineken
Half a bottle of pinot grigio
can of tuborg
jeremiah weed (root beer)
nother half bottle of nondescript white
sat
1 bottle singha
1 large bottle tiger
half a big bottle of asahi
sun
4 pints stella
classy
In order from Friday evening to Sunday night
Gin and Tonic
White wine
Brandy
Red wine
Pints of beer
Red wine
Beer
Cider
Lager
friday: 1 kronenbourg, 2 red stripe
sat: 3 x cider and black about 5 tequillas and 2 double gin and tonics (maybe 3) and half a bottle of red
sun: 1 can of red stripe
this moment in time: a can of kronenbourg
jfc
Friday:
2 cans of Red Stripe.
Saturday:
4 cans of Red Stripe + some Buckfast - first night in my new place so went mad for it with the new flatmates.
Sunday:
2 pints of Stella down the Prince of Wales watching Arsenal disintegrate.
big up the red stripe represent
It's my standard lager for drinking at home/other peoples homes.
mad for it?
mad for it in our place ends in me wearing a bedsheet at 10am the next day, not having a single glass of buckie. you're gonna be horrified by a truly mental night.
...
Alright "Mr I'm so fucking fucked right now I had to watch three of the games on MOTD again because I was too spangled to remember what happened" :D
> 1, there-fore too many
friday: six guinness
four would've been fine
saturday: 2 pints of kronenbourg
that's it
A quiet one for me
Friday - Two bottles of Furstenberg, one of Bitter and Twisted
Saturday - Two large glasses of red wine, one bottle of Bitter and Twisted, one tequilla and coke
Sunday - One can of Tennents and one double whisky (Ledaig)
I'll make up for it this coming weekend.
Friday - leaving drinks at The Black Heart
Two cans of Red Stripe
Pint of Camden Hells
Jäger shot
Bottle of ale
Saturday - post football in Aldershot/Old Blue Last/home
Three bottles of Desparados
Bottle of Beck's
Large bottle of Peroni
Bottle of Racer 5
Two cans of Grolsch
Sunday - North London Derby
Three pints of Red Stripe
Small bottle of Leffe.
Normally don't drink more than a day in a row. Going to visit mates in Brighton so next week is probably gonna be a similar situation.
Friday
9 vodkas
3 gins
3 pints
Saturday
9 bourbons
5 pints
Had two birthdays in a row to go to so I would've felt bad canning on the Saturday. Not too bad a weekend, although seem to have gotten back into the habit of excessive drinking.