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If you could be locked in a shop for one night on your own

jacques_le_biscuit_ [Edit] [Delete] 40 replies 14:27 March 4th, 2013

where you get to sample all the products without repercussions what shop would it be?

Theo there is no need for you to answer.

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Space NK or the ground floor of selfridges

PickledOeuf | 4 Mar '13, 14:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
Harrods

NoNoNoRobots | 4 Mar '13, 14:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^ he's got it
  
  Or obviously toys r us
  
  cocodaLOL @NoNoNoRobots | 4 Mar '13, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- yes
  
  HARRODS
  
  PickledOeuf @NoNoNoRobots | 4 Mar '13, 14:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
Asda

thewarn | 4 Mar '13, 14:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
ann summers

right lads?

soapy | 4 Mar '13, 14:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
- i also want to spend an evening fucking myself in the ass on the shop floor while dressed in a naughty nurse outfit
  
  good call soapy
  
  cat_race @soapy | 4 Mar '13, 15:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  urbanfox this'd this
Holland and Barrett

Except I don't want to sample anything, I want to contaminate everything with horse meat

DanielKelly | 4 Mar '13, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- In fact, maybe I'd gobble all the chocolate protein bars
  
  so I could do big, giant shits on and in the other Holland and Barrett products and fixtures
  
  DanielKelly @DanielKelly | 4 Mar '13, 14:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
Selfridges.

Hundred's of Geoffreys all under one roof.

ChintzyLacroix | 4 Mar '13, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Hundred's
  
  colon_closed_bracket @ChintzyLacroix | 4 Mar '13, 14:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I've had about 3 hours sleep since Friday.
    
    DO YOU REALLY WNAT TO TAKE ME ON RIGHT NOW AKSH?
    
    ChintzyLacroix @colon_closed_bracket | 4 Mar '13, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
a Porsche showroom.

a really big one, obviously.

meths | 4 Mar '13, 14:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
- like, incredibly massive.
  
  meths @meths | 4 Mar '13, 14:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - what
    
    just so you could touch the cars?
    
    Silkyskillz11 @meths | 4 Mar '13, 14:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - yes.
      
      meths @Silkyskillz11 | 4 Mar '13, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
a department store, but not Debenhams or BHS

colon_closed_bracket | 4 Mar '13, 14:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
Does a brothel count as a shop?

eltham | 4 Mar '13, 14:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
- knocking shop
  
  colon_closed_bracket @eltham | 4 Mar '13, 14:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
- With the rates your mum charges it is more like a soup kitchen
  
  NoNoNoRobots @eltham | 4 Mar '13, 14:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  Dans this'd this
  - :D
    
    brusma @NoNoNoRobots | 4 Mar '13, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    waffle, joeymahone, ChintzyLacroix, robluvsnic, cocodaLOL, PickledOeuf, fitzcarraldo, and incandenza_ this'd this
  - :D
    
    Antpocalypsenow @NoNoNoRobots | 4 Mar '13, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I thought brothels WERE soup kitchens
    
    eltham @NoNoNoRobots | 4 Mar '13, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
B&Q

SenorDingDong | 4 Mar '13, 14:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
nasa

TheComedian | 4 Mar '13, 14:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
local beer shop down the road

fuck yeah

CrispinAlexander | 4 Mar '13, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
that well known shop..

They do space trips now don't they?

TheComedian @TheComedian | 4 Mar '13, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
PETS AT HOME

PickledOeuf | 4 Mar '13, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
- This is a good one.
  
  But then I wouldn't want to leave. And I'd have to take them all. A logistical nightmare, really.
  
  ChintzyLacroix @PickledOeuf | 4 Mar '13, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  PickledOeuf this'd this
Sandys Superstars

Shinjers | 4 Mar '13, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
Hamleys

icehockeyhair | 4 Mar '13, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
Tesco

Krispy Kreme stand innit

Yesiamaduck | 4 Mar '13, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- woah really?
  
  how many do you think you could eat without chucking?
  
  cocodaLOL @Yesiamaduck | 4 Mar '13, 15:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Break out some beers then I reckon I could do a stand over the course of the night
    
    Yesiamaduck @cocodaLOL | 4 Mar '13, 15:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - :D this is almost worth paying for
      
      cocodaLOL @Yesiamaduck | 4 Mar '13, 15:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
The Money Shop

Jordan_229_2 | 4 Mar '13, 15:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
Maplins

or failing that games workshop

stickboy | 4 Mar '13, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^ paint all the figures bright pink and put them back in the boxes
  
  Yesiamaduck @stickboy | 4 Mar '13, 15:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
Obviously a big supermarket like Tesco

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untrue | 4 Mar '13, 15:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
La Senza

I just want to feel pretty...

pentargo | 4 Mar '13, 15:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
Claire's Accessories

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