If you could be locked in a shop for one night on your own
where you get to sample all the products without repercussions what shop would it be?
Theo there is no need for you to answer.
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Space NK or the ground floor of selfridges
Harrods
^ he's got it
Or obviously toys r us
yes
HARRODS
Asda
ann summers
right lads?
i also want to spend an evening fucking myself in the ass on the shop floor while dressed in a naughty nurse outfit
good call soapy
Holland and Barrett
Except I don't want to sample anything, I want to contaminate everything with horse meat
In fact, maybe I'd gobble all the chocolate protein bars
so I could do big, giant shits on and in the other Holland and Barrett products and fixtures
Selfridges.
Hundred's of Geoffreys all under one roof.
Hundred's
I've had about 3 hours sleep since Friday.
DO YOU REALLY WNAT TO TAKE ME ON RIGHT NOW AKSH?
a Porsche showroom.
a really big one, obviously.
like, incredibly massive.
what
just so you could touch the cars?
yes.
a department store, but not Debenhams or BHS
Does a brothel count as a shop?
knocking shop
With the rates your mum charges it is more like a soup kitchen
:D
:D
I thought brothels WERE soup kitchens
B&Q
nasa
local beer shop down the road
fuck yeah
that well known shop..
They do space trips now don't they?
PETS AT HOME
This is a good one.
But then I wouldn't want to leave. And I'd have to take them all. A logistical nightmare, really.
Sandys Superstars
Hamleys
Tesco
Krispy Kreme stand innit
woah really?
how many do you think you could eat without chucking?
Break out some beers then I reckon I could do a stand over the course of the night
:D this is almost worth paying for
The Money Shop
Maplins
or failing that games workshop
^ paint all the figures bright pink and put them back in the boxes
Obviously a big supermarket like Tesco
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