its that time of year again at my place
Do these campaigns always have to have alliteration and/or terrible puns on their posters?
I used the Hilarious joke "Why did the Student cross the road? To vote for <my name>' Won 75% of the vote and I think it was because of this.
(also had cookies)
make yourself a logo that is the same as that product
Do a spoof poster based on a recently released film.
Pretty sure that there were people campaigning using mock Trainspotting/Usual Suspects/Reservoir Dogs posters for a whole decade from the mid-90s.
i bet there are some solid 'keep calm' efforts being photoshopped as i type
20 years, man!
a well-known brand of moreish tube-dispensed crisps, a connection he used to devastating effect in his election campaign.
I met the guy and he was incredibly nice so I'll let him off.
80% of those in student politics are
I actually quite like the sound of him. The Beppe Grillo of UK politics
made the Guardian* and EVERYTHING http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/feb/11/student-newspaper-gagged-edinburgh-university
*can only imagine about half the staff there are Edinburgh graduates, but w/e
in my experience the paper and the SU are normally all run by the same group of wankers or their mates so they tow a very closed editorial line anyway
i don't go to Edinburgh but the radio station i'm a member of is run through it (sorta) and most of the people involved are Edinburgh students, so i get to see a lot of this.
as someone who goes to a small university where the SU is basically useless, i find the INTRIGUE and PLOLITICS quite funny.
I genuinely hate SUs. Populated with money grabbing power hungry eternal student dickheads.
Good training for politics I guess.
Even with all the bribery she was doing, she still didn't get whichever position it was she was after
She won something. Must've upped the ante with the bribes
Tetris Tim, Action Dan, etc.
The best was Jet Li, who appears to be committing identity theft based on his posters.
GOD SAVE THE BREEN!
Don't be a pawn. Elect Natalie-Dawn!
The Only Dyson Who Won't Suck
RE-ELECT PEGG: HANGING THE OTHERS OUT TO DRY
STRIPPING WITH TIPPING, YOUR UNION….Simplified!
WHERE THERE'S A HILL, THERE'S A WAY
IT'S AS EASY AS ABC - VOTE JACKSON
A New Age.... Vote Page!
Price up your life!
Still got the magic: Re-elect Mike Potter
FINALLY, A TORI WHO CARES!
VOTE CLAY & MOULD YOUR FUTURE
Keep Cameron and Carry On
Be Picky, Vote Nicky
Re-Elect Tom - Your Best Lay Ever
although there are also a couple of poor idealistic souls who aren't promising cheap sandwiches in the canteen or a massive new club night...
Vote active Emmy for Activities and Development
so I can say "Sorry, I'm not a student" and watch their mouths drop in shock at my awesomely young looking demeanour.
Actually, come to think of it, that hasn't happened for about 4 years.
I want to enrol and vote for all of them.
the shop at the sports centre has also started selling a hugely bantstastic shirt with 'Newcastle University: clearing for Oxford, Cambridge, Edinburgh, St.Andrews, Durham, Exeter ...'(and a load of other 'posh' places in increasingly smaller text) on the back in preparation for the big wanky sport-offs the two unis are about to have
I saw them after footy last night and was like aaaah shiiiieeeeeet
at the uni I work at a couple of students appear to be campaigning entirely in Chinese. I reckon that splitting the Chinese vote like that is going to backfire on them though. Should have teamed up really.
*disclaimer: may not be at all interesting.
if you're gay then I'm happy!
if you're disabled....
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