Asda
I went into an Asda for the first time ever (I think).
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
People shop here on a regular basis?
They still require a pound coin for their trolleys! No Haloumi!
I've never been so disgusted in my life.
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hark at the Cambridge man, laughing at the little people
No, no. I live in Ely.
I went to Asda in Cambridge.
Sort it out Daniel.
Surely people go to the supermarket that's nearest to where they live?
Surely most people have a choice of three or four supermarkets
that are all pretty close to their house?
Nope
Only Asda for me.
Walking distance we only have a morrisons
I make my boyfriend drive to sainsburys when we need to so a big shop.
That's a bit silly
Since Sainsburys is much more expensive than Morrisons and Mozzers has a bigger selection and does great deals on meat/fish/vegetables.
I've mentioned byker morrisons on here countless times
That place reduces me to tears. It's not worth it for the sake of a few pennies saved on shopping.
I get most of my meat/fish/veg from the market here anyway.
oh I know that place
it's fucking HUGE
Yes, but then you'd be in Morrison's.
Sometimes it's worth paying a little more for not having to fight a desire to kill yourself to end it all.
This is why we travel the extra 200m to the Waitrose in Holloway.
Laaaadeedah!
Most people can't afford to do their big main grocery shop in Waitrose. I would love it if I could go to a proper fruit and veg shop though.
I like Morrisons, never felt the desire to end my life after shopiing there, ta. I don't know why anyone would... ?
Obviously it massively varies depending on where you are
Morrisons on the Isle of Wight is absolutely fine. It's spacious, well laid out and there's lots of choice in the area so it's never overcrowded.
My local morrisons, however is an absolute nightmare. It's the only supermarket easily available for a very densely populated area so it's always rammed and the people that shop there all seem to be idiots with no self or spacial awareness. I also hate how the two fridge bits are on opposite sides of the store meaning if you forget something because it's in the silly 'market street' bit you have to fight you way back across there. I really, really hate it.
Wen i do go there i dont notice that much of a difference in price between there and sainsburys to even contemplate changing where I do a big shop.
The Holloway one is just horrendous.
Big fan of the Morrison's on the A1 up near(ish) to the Scottish border.
What is your argument here, exactly?
You seem to find it odd that anyone would pick one supermarket over another for any reason other than cost.
In fact perceived food quality and the store in general would appear to be EXACTLY what people do care about, which is why both Waitrose and Sainsbury's did better than Tesco around Christmas shops, because apparently Tesco went for the, "we're really cheap," line so people weren't so sure about the food.
I don't think there's a great deal in it, personally. Certainly not with only two of you and not buying any meat or fish. You can buy cheap tins of stuff but you do actually notice when you get a cheap tin of (say) kidney beans: they tend to be harder and drier.
My argument is that Morrisons is much cheaper than Waitrose.
And although I love Waitrose, I and a lot of other people can't afford to do the main shop there.
'You seem to find it odd that anyone would pick one supermarket over another for any reason other than cost.'
No, but for those on tight budgets it is a major factor when choosing where to shop.
Ah okay.
I don't know anything about Tillance's money situation.
I, personally, am quite poor
I work part-time for scarcely above minimum wage. My boyfriend earns quite a bit, but I still insist on going 50/50 with him for a vast majority of shared things.
Ah right.
so what do you cut down on in order to afford the Sainsbury's shop? Or do you reckon the difference just isn't that great in the scheme of things.
I'm happy to spend a tiny bit more for a pleasant shopping experience
But I do save money by buying my meat and veg from the market.
they all sell the same shit.
Some don't sell haloumi
Also, quality of fresh produce varies massively
(from supermarket to supermarket of the same chain, not just between thcains)
lisp now? i see
At Asda every day is Monster Thursday.
other than the scrotes who shop there
asda(s) is my shop of choice. them and Lidl
Why is there no consistency regarding pound coins for trolleys?
The two Asdas' near me do not require pound coins. The Tesco near me does.
One of the Sainsbury's near my girlfriend's house does, the other doesn't.
The Asda where I used to do my shopping in Stoke needed a pound for the small trolleys, but not the big ones.
What's this all about?
Really? Fascinating.
I thought all Tescos had trolleys that automatically fuck up as soon as you try and take them off site, therefore negating the need for pound coins?
Everywhere has trolleys that do that I think
Still doesn't stop youths taking them/needing a pound coin to operate them
Hmm. More research is required in this area, evidently.
I think it's meant to encourage people not to leave them all over the car park
wait, what?
the trolleys self destruct outside a certain radius?
There's a magnet that puts a brake on the wheels
when you try to take them past a certain point. The Asda in Leyton always has a big group of trolleys dumped near the edge of the car park wher epeople have tried to wheel them out and not been able to when the brake has clicked in place.
Magnets: is there nothing they can't do?
I'll believe it when I see it
bullshit.
it's just because they put those cattle grid thingys by the exits. how would this magnet idea even work?
Insane Clown Posse this'd this
even if there was something like this that actually worked
I can't imagine it would be a cost effective way of preventing trolley theft
^
The cattle grid works by magnets.
It's probably very cost-effective or they wouldn't use it.
why would a trolley grid need to be magnetic as well?
There are switches on the wheels and it trips them.
Honest
I've tried it. There you are, pushing your trolley along, you get to the exit line and SNAP down come a yellow plastic thing over one of the wheels that stops you moving it any further. Every couple of hours an Asda worker comes out and turns the trolleys upside down one by one to reset the mechanism.
went to my local Asda earlier
five abandoned trolleys, including two that were a good five feet OVER the red line. nice try, those guys.
Local authorities sometimes insist on the pound-coin trolleys
when granting planning permission for supermarkets - although I don't think it's enforceable, it's usually a good-will gesture on the supermarket's behalf. It's normally to stop them being dumped in nearby rivers etc.
if it's a planning condition its usually enforceable
but local councils as a rule try and avoid confrontations with supermarkets because the big chains have too much money for them to fight.
There's a big Asda where I live. I've shopped there for years
and know the layout and its clientele of which I feel a part of. It's when I go to M&S or Waitrose that I see posher versions of the stuff I buy in Asda. The people are damn snooty at posh supermarkets though. Viva Wallmart! The shop of the common man!
Ln
Supermarket shoppers ranked from most annoying to least annoying
Waitrose > Tesco > M&S > Sainsbury's > Coop > Morrisons
(not enough stats on Asda, Lidl, Aldi or Iceland)
CO-OP is super annoying
long queues, small stores, over priced produce
SUPERMARKET SHOPPERS RANKED FROM MOST ANNOYING TO LEAST ANNOYING
NOT the shops themselves.
Jeeeeeeesus.
eh
I'd argue that the co-op has more realistic prices. There's so much shady stuff that goes on with the big supermarkets and how they operate and the impact they have. To steal the title of a (pretty good) American documentary about Wal-Mart, there's a high cost to low prices.
(Also, huge supermarkets are the absolute worst things)
No Haloumi!
#classwarfare
all shops near my house require a pound
#glasgow
The utterly grim nature of Asda is slightly balanced by their pretty cheap food and that.
grim
How come nobody here has been to any supermarkets?
all supermarkets are fine too. Aren't they? GET YOUR BUTLER TO DO YOUR SHOPPING IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH
I bloody love supermarkets.
I'm just angry that I had to carry a baby round one of them because of the £1 trolley fiasco
GET YOUR BUTLER TO CARRY YOUR BABY IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH
I need a butler
My local Asda is fine
I've never known it not to have something I'd expect to find in a supermarket of that size. It also has a lot of harder to find stuff, like Sriracha.
yeah, but they have 4 ales for £5 at the moment
I like the reassuring shitness of massive, empty 24hour ASDA
That ale deal is outstanding
50p frijj as well
cor blimey
ASDA trip soon.
They have a good choice as well
well worth it
my mum thinks ASDA is an organic supermarket or something.
she did grow up in the newcastle shipyards in the 50s tho.
your mum grew up in the newcastle shipyards in the 50s
she did, yes.
and yes, she probably knew zxcvbnms mum.
gotcha
this isnt in the right place.
i just clicked rebuild.
loser
The one in Reading (actually it's in Earley)
is without a doubt the worst supermarket in the history of the world.
Why?
What's wrong with it? They do ORANGINA in the cafe!
I might be thinking of the one in Bracknell though.
I still don't know where I am most of the time.
it's like an aircraft hangar or something
like a big cavernous hole, I can instantly feel the life being sucked out of me if I ever go in there
Worst layout of any shop, ever. No logic to it. I usually end up buying fruit and coffee and getting fed up and leaving. I don't think I've ever figured out where the breakfast cereal is.
ASDA is good actually I think
think again
I go to a Co-Op food
Suprisingly ok and cheap considering its in a 'rough' part of Edinburgh. Can you get the plastic bags open though? CAN.YOU.FUCK.
Which one?
On Dalry Rd
in Gorgie
do you live on this side of town now?
Yeah, right near that Co-Op
s good. I like it.
have you been to the swimming pool?
go to the swimming pool, it's awesome
I keep getting Asda ads.
Thanks, thewarn.
There's a massive one near me in Hyson Green.
It's right next to the tram line so getting out of the car park can bit a bit of a nightmare.
Poor selection of yoghurts. Fruit and veg isn't great quality.
It's really good for odd ethnic ingredients though.
You can use a euro coin (I forget which one)
in some trolleys instead of a quid. Did you ever used to call a quid a squid? How about a nugget? No? Ok.
why
that'll do I suppose
my grandad calls them squids
what you want
is one of them 'pounds' that you stick on your keyring and take off when you need a trolley. like gold they are
Asda in Penryn is rad, quit your jive
one good thing about asda
is the build your own pizza counter. As long as you avoid the square, reformed bits of chicken or bacon and stick to steak and veg you're in for a treat. Bit of garlic oil too, not too much though.
asda pizzas are the best.
Asdas' fresh pizzas >>>>>>>>>> Morrisons's fresh pizzas
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any other shit pizza from a supermarket
I find shopping in Asdas quite depressing really
I can spend loads, feel like I have got loads of bargains, then when I get home realise I don't really have enough actual food for more than a couple of days. Good for getting stuff like bog roll and beer, but food not so good. Without meaning to claim massive amounts of indie points, I go to the butchers and the greengrocers down the road a couple of times a week and spend bugger all and get loads of actual food, which just needs topping up with a few stock ingredients, tins and the like from the local co-op.
I AM GOING TO SOOOT...DDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDM
fuck it.
My friend used to buy
ASDA own brand stewed steak, warm it in a pan with some peas and have it for dinner.
I have often wondered what that is like
I used to quite like Stagg chilli in a can in my student days, I suspect that is slightly higher in quality than Asda steak.
Dunno, I reckon that tinned steak is probably much better quality than the horse shavings that go into tinned chili...
how's the son?
Good thanks!
NO THANKS TO ASDA.
BEDWETTER TUMBLR TO THREAD
Surely that opening post!
Surely!
I can't believe this
Asda is the default supermarket
YES!
went in a sainsburys at the weekend that required a pound in the trolley
a very sneaky 100 warny.
just thought of a great way to monetize DiS
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sure.
good, eh?
I expect royalties for this, sean
If you ask one of the staff they unlock a trolly for you
very, VERY begrudgingly...
so you're going to do enough shopping that you require a trolley
yet you don't have a pound on you.
hmmm.
Thewarn doesn't carry money he's like the queen and his butler does
Butler boy
I AM like the queen
Neither of us go to hospital very often.
I get really nostalgic when I think about Morrisons in Hillsborough
even though I've only ever been in there a couple of times.
As you were.
That's our local
Although we tend to drive out to Asda as our weekly shop is nearly £10 cheaper. Morrisons is great though
No Halloumi?
You must have been to a rubbish ASDA. My local one (Luton) is OFFICIALLY the smallest proper Asda in the WORLD (excluding the ASDA versions of Tesco Metro, of which I've only ever seen one, on Tottenham High Road) and it does not one, but three types of halloumi.
They expect you to use a pound in my nearest Waitrose
I expected better from Waitrose.
Used to be a mix of
Tesco in Levenshulme for basic everyday stuff, Sainsburys in Fallowfield for weekend shops and whne I fancied properly cooking. Now that I live in a posh place I'll probably just eat posh food from posh delis every night.
and people think my food talk is bad!
big fan of this thread.
No haloumi!
The halal chicken is great
The word 'disgusted'/'disgusting' is thrown around rather lightly these days.
You're just nipping down to the local downmarket emporium, not witnessing genocide or falling face-first into a massive pile of horse shit.
frankly, I'm disgusted by this post