Little things that have put you in a bad mood (1st world problems)
Just found out the UK Sim City release is the 8th and not the 5th of March, I was all excited to preload and play the hell out of that game at the stroke of midnight tomorrow, but alas because of stupid UK/Eu retailers who insist new releases are on Friday us futuristic digital folk have to wait until Friday, what cunts.
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I snapped my pencil lead this morning
Then over-sharpened it so it snapped again. I'm using a pen now while I try to calm down.
Pencils are such an infuriating thing to use
Like sometimes when it doesn't sharpen properly and it ends up drawing two lines kind of.
ARGH
I mean
how difficult is it to make a good pencil sharpener that doesn't cause problems like that?
I love sharpening pencils
It's so so satisfying and soothing.
You've got to look after your pencil
Pencil abuse will cause breakage for sure.
This is one of the reasons I prefer to draw in pen
have to go food shopping tonight despite the fact my cupboards are full of food/ingredients
Unless anyone can suggest a meal made from kidney beans, chick peas, tinned mackerel fillets, miso soup sachets, tomato ketchup, cous cous, capers and frozen peas.
Some sort of soup type feature?
I'm dry heaving a little bit at the thought of some of those flavour combinations in boiling water
cous cous with chick peas and kidney beans
and peas if you're feeling extravegant, with some tinned mackerel fillets on top. If you have cumin, oregano and salt then whack that in the cous cous along with maybe a squirt of ketchup. Job done.
I'm reading those words and they make sense but my brain is translating them into "filthy frozen pizza"
I was early for work then got trapped in the lift on the ground floor with loads of uncomfortable people
Lift was finally opened. Five minutes late for work.
a nozzle at the gas station that keeps cutting out when filling up the tank
fucking bastards.
They refurbished the Shell garage near me not too long ago
They put in new pumps that are silent (which is a bit of a problem if you're trying to get it to £20, rather than just filling the tank, as you don't know when fuel is coming out or not) and are like super fast, so when you squeeze the trigger any more than about half way it just cuts out. Stupid things.
There's a Tesco near me
Where you can set it to a monetary amount, and it'll stop pumping at that amount, so you never go over. 21ST CENTURY!
NO FUCKING WAY
That is horrific
What is one supposed to do?
*petrol station
No.
Company digest went around this morning with good news
whole company got fired up.
Manager of another department came around to tell us all it wasn't that good news.
Bummed out.
People who don't take their adverts off spare room when they've been taken
I know where you live you fucks.
lights that are controlled by more than one switch make me so so uneasy and angry
I hate it when the switch is dperessed at the bottom but THE LIGHT IS OUT. It is NOT RIGHT. It is not how life should be. It is not how swoitxches are meant to be.
swoitxches babez
I feel this pain all to well
The worst is when you have 2 light switches next to each other, one is on and the other is off BUT THEY'RE BOTH IN THE UP POSITION.
oh why do they do this to us? This torture :(
Not being able to operate the bathroom light switch and extractor fan independently
you've just made a cup of coffee and you go to put the milk in
at which point you notice the milk is well out of date
Oh my God
Anything that pointlessly wastes my time like that makes me homicidal.
It's worse when it's cereal
And much worse when you only discover the milk is out of date when it's solid.
I'll happily take my coffee black in such cirtcs
BUT IF IT WAS TEA, I would be devastated.
I like my tea like I like my women
is tea supposed to be frothy?
oh my god, that was foul
Apologies.
There is nothing that could be said
that would not be foul and/or racist.
I know but frothy
FROTHY?
I need a lie down.
hot and on a table
Spilling all over my hand
From Yorkshire
Hate it when they're too sweety
*sweet
Ready to wake me up and get me ready for action
first thing in the morning.
Silent.
Always either in my kitchen
or my bedroom. Or on the desk in my office.
Everywhere I go
Waiting for me, steamy
Left to stew for too long
and irredeemably bitter.
In a mug
see also:
sandwich / mouldy bread
Toasting bread and noticing it's mouldy once you've put your peanut butter on.
Noticing it half way through a sandwich*
Not only does it ruin, or write-off, the second half, it taints everything that went before
And this is why you must always have a jar of coffee-mate in the cupboard
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4426437#r7369897
The drinks ratio of a certain European contingent in the pub at 3pm on Saturday,
Must have been 1 drink per 10 people. Also this same European contingent getting arsey when I went really angry at them for moving the tall chairs in front of the screen I was obviously watching.
I have a bit of a temper so them telling me to 'chill out' wasnt the cleverest move they could have made.
One of those cunts is definitely getting stabbed up one day
To be honest you dodged a bullet on Saturday man.
It was horrendous. Jimmy even went crazy at one of them cause he couldn't see the scores
Jimmy going mental would be amazing
I bet stuart was pissing himself
He was greeting his eyes out actually. Eck wasnt there he was visiting a girl in Southampton
I was sitting next to two big elbowed people this morning.
I've been working fuck off hard all morning
I look at Facebook for the first time and go to a yourube link as my boss walks in. Making it look like I've been doing fuck all.
FUCK. Now I can't complain about my workload.
Now I'm on DiS posting about it. Irony.
tea related again
when making the tea earlier, I added far too much milk, having already taken the tea bag out. now, I've got some pretty specific tastes for tea, and I wasn't going to settle for some piss weak shit. So, I added another tea bag, wondered off and when I remembered about it, it was massively over brewed. but I'll be fucked if I waste more milk on this cup. so now I'm drinking slightly too strong tea.
two tea bags and a load of milk wasted for a shit cup of tea. ffs.
the weather becoming sunny
when I'm halfway through an album that was more suited to cloudy weather
what album
this was sometime ago
but it was probably Grouper or something
My hearing's usually pretty shit but it seems ok today
The only thing is everything seems really fucking loud and obnoxious, especially bloody Ben and his shouty voice. Shut it, Ben
leave ben alone
you monster
If you love Ben so much why don't you just marry him?
if you hate him so much why don't you just divorce him?
YOU GUYS!!!
this isn't about you two! it's about ben
It always has to be about Ben, doesn't it?
What with that shouty voice of his and all.
it's not his fault!
wishpig and Ben up a tree
K I S S I N G
shut up andyvine!
You're blushing!
Everyone look at wishpig blushing!
Weird
Afaik Tomb Raider's out tomorrow
Must be an EA thing
Not being able to decide what you want for dinner
I'm sat at my desk starving but don't know what I want to eat, if i go out without deciding i'll panic and get something shit. Was thinking soup but it's sunny so I can't have that. Deffo not having greggs but i'm too working class for a panini.
Massive this^
I need to go shopping after work so I can't be arsed walking up to town with my sore toe, but the only place nearby is subway and I had subway yesterday. I might just not bother, save myself a few quid and eat when I get home.
Mines the opposite
I work in the city centre, could have anything i want, i just can't decide. Wish i lived in North Korea so someone could make these decisions for me.
I technically work in the city centre too
But we're a 5 minute walk away from the main streets where all the food places are and I'm spectacularly lazy. When I'm not being lazy I'm often overwhelmed by the choice so I still have the same lunches day in day out.
salted rice for you
salted rice for all
Got a sandwich
from eastern bloc records....Needed the indie points
the phrase 'first world problems'
Jason Manford going
eeh ba eck ma new shor's call Firs Worl Problems lahk, I'm makin' t' riginal observehhtions, me. Mah nan, she said JEEEHHH-SSOOON... ere's wun you can use in yr standin up and I says to her NAN ITS NOR STANDIN UP ITS STAND UP THE COMEDY NAN ya demented aul sea-devil
spar's own brand pesto
feel so ill
no dairylea dunkers at the shop
and the man tried ot fob me off with some Philadelphia breadstick dippers. NOT EVEN REMOTELY COMPARABLE AS A SNACK. I nearly pushed the refridgerated unit at his stupid face.
was late for work this morning
and all the bus stops near me were closed and had to walk like a mile to get a bus
will this finally be the post that gets me on drowned in piss?
The fact that it's cheaper
To buy a bus ticket that allows me to travel on the bus throughout the South West for an entire day than it is to buy a simple return ticket 8 miles up the road.
And the fact that both of those are more expensive than just fucking driving.
People who don't know what they're talking about
talking down to me when I do know what i'm talking about.
I mean I set them straight pretty fucking quickly, but that minute or two.... people have probably killed over less.
more details
people not living like the rules
Cheap nasty fonts used for shop names.
This is made doubly worse if they call it something like KWIKSAVE...
Cunts...
.(or should I say cuntz)
Didn't Kwiksave go out of business years ago?
realised today my slight pay increase pushes me into a higher pension contribution bracket, which is also being raised across the board, leaving me worse off not just in a because of inflation real terms kind of way but actual nominal value worse off
can you negotiate more holidays instead of the pay rise?
probably not but maybe I should ask. I don't think it would be any better as it isn't just the raise, it is the raising of all the contributions, I just got hit twice as I moved up a bracket the same time they all went up, without the raise I would be fractionally more worse off, but either way raise or no raise I will be worse off than now.
trying to watch something on a shitty internet stream
loading up a thread on DiS
and none of the ads are ReverbNation.
Nicotine addiction
I'm pretty good at stopping and starting smoking. I like to break the addiction and let my lungs recover a little every few months. I have no sugar or alcohol to offset the withdrawl so I'm baking bread. It is not helping.
@yesiamaduck
you think that's bad, there isn't even a release date yet for the Mac version.
YEAH BUT
:( I had scattered release dates, esp when I planned to do a region with some USA folk who are now going to get a head start! Curses!
hate*
also I will #prayformacusers as that really sucks, you have thought Sim City on Mac would be released alongside the PC version given the nature of the game and it's audience.