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TheoGB [Edit] [Delete] 84 replies 15:13 March 1st, 2013

All new accounts will need to be activated by an admin, however, so it may take a couple of days before your account is working, depending on when you register and how busy, etc. everyone is.

Proper banning is now back so we can ban people who are being unquestionably annoying.

Sorry.

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hurrrraaaaaahh

I do love a good banning and i do love a new user* too.

*troll

PickledOeuf | 1 Mar '13, 15:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
Admin approvals?

How will all the joke accounts get created quickly enough to be funny?

Kitchmo | 1 Mar '13, 15:15 | X | ^ This | Reply

chris-budget, japes, incandenza_, gonad, Icarus-Smicarus, and hedgehog this'd this
- It adds a whole new dimension to joke accounts though
  
  You have to think a few moves ahead. At the moment I'm getting CAZORLA_MISS_OUCH ready to go for next week.
  
  Steved @Kitchmo | 1 Mar '13, 15:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
a new age has begun

Body_In_The_Thames | 1 Mar '13, 15:15 | X | ^ This | Reply

DaddyorChips and japes this'd this
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIzyoKsWTA4
  
  DaddyorChips @Body_In_The_Thames | 1 Mar '13, 15:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - no
    
    more like this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coBvkq88Ho0
    
    Body_In_The_Thames @DaddyorChips | 1 Mar '13, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    DaddyorChips this'd this
    - nice.
      
      pichaelmarker @Body_In_The_Thames | 2 Mar '13, 08:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - nice.
      
      pichaelmarker @Body_In_The_Thames | 2 Mar '13, 08:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - pffft.
      
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnhFBLS5u_s
      
      TheWza @Body_In_The_Thames | 2 Mar '13, 16:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
sounds shit

I'm off to coal talk

japes | 1 Mar '13, 15:16 | X | ^ This | Reply

moker and sexy_girl this'd this
big wow theo

jacques_le_biscuit_ | 1 Mar '13, 15:18 | X | ^ This | Reply

chris-budget, meths, Silkyskillz11, and shadyadie this'd this
- You're right. I doubt anyone cares.
  
  TheoGB @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 1 Mar '13, 15:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
- BIG WOW
  
  :''D
  
  PickledOeuf @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 1 Mar '13, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  moker, Icarus-Smicarus, ethricdouble, furio, ohgood, badmanreturns, Antpocalypsenow, fitzcarraldo, kilgore-trout, and monoshono this'd this
  - That's the first joke account
    
    right there.
    
    Raanraals @PickledOeuf | 1 Mar '13, 16:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
haha see you later eltham you mess

cat_race | 1 Mar '13, 15:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://dicksdicksdicksandmoredicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cropped-dress_suit_funny_cups_parody_anteater_edward_hopper_chairs_nighthawks_at_the_diner_come_at_me_bro_wi_Wallpaper_2560x1600_www.wallpaperswa.com_1.jpg

moker | 1 Mar '13, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply

whiterussian this'd this
- hmmm
  
  do I want to click a link to dicksdicksdicksandmoredicks.com
  
  japes @moker | 1 Mar '13, 15:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Completely safe for work
    
    It was a google images link, I haven't seen the website. Hope it's nothing bad actually.
    
    moker @japes | 1 Mar '13, 15:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
VERY EXCLUSIVE

unfamiliar | 1 Mar '13, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
Can all regular posters please be allowed a free pass of one joke account to see how it goes

and unless it's used to be offensive, allow joke accounts without too much scutiny? We need more joke accounts.

PickledOeuf | 1 Mar '13, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply

LdnMetropolitanElite and incandenza_ this'd this
- I miss DramaLlama
  
  LdnMetropolitanElite @PickledOeuf | 1 Mar '13, 15:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - DramaHammer
    
    was much more sophisticated.
    
    moker @LdnMetropolitanElite | 1 Mar '13, 15:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I've tried one
  
  just to see what happens
  
  japes @PickledOeuf | 1 Mar '13, 17:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - still waiting
    
    bastards
    
    japes @japes | 3 Mar '13, 20:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - It's either approved or deleted, I guess.
      
      Well there are two waiting that I can't decide upon but neither look to be joke accounts per-se.
      
      TheoGB @japes | 4 Mar '13, 11:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - probably got deleted
        
        japes @TheoGB | 4 Mar '13, 12:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
Dark Side of the Moon is a shit album, pal

Royter-Hatfood | 1 Mar '13, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
Tres bien!

PhillippeFoloppe | 1 Mar '13, 15:24 | X | ^ This | Reply

DavidIckesRoadBikes this'd this
holy cow

andyvine | 1 Mar '13, 15:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
- hey viney
  
  cowcow @andyvine | 2 Mar '13, 13:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - hey
    
    andyvine @cowcow | 3 Mar '13, 16:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
While you're at it

can't you send out a mass mail to every user ever on the database telling them how much they're missed and encouraging them to all come back?

Body_In_The_Thames | 1 Mar '13, 15:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
- and send it 80 times a day,
  
  every day.
  
  thewarn @Body_In_The_Thames | 1 Mar '13, 15:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  sexy_girl this'd this
  - anything to get TimtheEnchanterer back
    
    Body_In_The_Thames @thewarn | 1 Mar '13, 15:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - * ashleeINCREDIBLE06
      
      colon_closed_bracket @Body_In_The_Thames | 1 Mar '13, 15:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Seriously though
  
  do this Theo
  
  Body_In_The_Thames @Body_In_The_Thames | 1 Mar '13, 15:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Ask him 80 times a day
    
    every day
    
    ma0sm @Body_In_The_Thames | 1 Mar '13, 15:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    andyvine this'd this
    - bit needy
      
      Body_In_The_Thames @ma0sm | 1 Mar '13, 16:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      ma0sm this'd this
Been thinking of retiring this account...

...as it has almost 5,000 posts on the clock. Brave new world.

pentargo | 1 Mar '13, 15:31 | X | ^ This | Reply

PickledOeuf this'd this
- 5,000 badges of honour
  
  you mean
  
  moker @pentargo | 1 Mar '13, 15:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - You're right
    
    I'll link my profile page on my CV...
    
    pentargo @moker | 1 Mar '13, 15:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
new recruits! like in police academy!

I hope we get one who can do sound effects

ohgood | 1 Mar '13, 15:46 | X | ^ This | Reply

incandenza_, umlaut_ampersand, and thewarn this'd this
Hi CG!

twentynine | 1 Mar '13, 15:51 | X | ^ This | Reply

chickenbones this'd this
How long before Cronin?

wonton | 1 Mar '13, 16:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- :(
  
  Royter-Hatfood @wonton | 1 Mar '13, 16:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  still_here and twentynine this'd this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nu3CLQm-SI

TheComedian | 1 Mar '13, 16:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
Theo, you promised to ban me as soon as banning was fixed

*bambi eyes*

sexy_girl | 1 Mar '13, 17:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
- "Ban me" eyes.
  
  DaddyorChips @sexy_girl | 1 Mar '13, 17:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Okay, I've banned you too, as requested.
    
    TheoGB @DaddyorChips | 1 Mar '13, 17:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Lovely, lovely stuff
      
      monoshono @TheoGB | 1 Mar '13, 17:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      andyvine, japes, twentynine, joeymahone, wishpig, Parsefone, Icarus-Smicarus, Jordan_229_2, anal_schwarzenegger, LOLpop, incandenza_, colinzealuk, robluvsnic, badmanreturns, DaddyorChips, PickledOeuf, and fitzcarraldo this'd this
    - :D
      
      still_here @TheoGB | 1 Mar '13, 17:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      joeymahone, wishpig, shrewbie, and mug_mug_mug this'd this
      - Is it wrong that this far funnier
        
        because it'll probably actually bother him?
        
        DanielKelly @still_here | 1 Mar '13, 17:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        wishpig, DaddyorChips, and untrue this'd this
    - THEO *clap* *clap* *clap* THEO *clap* *clap* *clap*
      
      Jordan_229_2 @TheoGB | 1 Mar '13, 17:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      
      shrewbie @TheoGB | 1 Mar '13, 18:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - pretty spineless of you to unban him ever
        
        shrewbie @shrewbie | 2 Mar '13, 01:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        still_here and mug_mug_mug this'd this
        
        Thought it was a pretty obvious joke.
        
        TheoGB @shrewbie | 2 Mar '13, 13:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        monoshono this'd this
- Okay, banned.
  
  TheoGB @sexy_girl | 1 Mar '13, 17:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  monoshono this'd this
  - Blimey...
    
    ...she only requested a banning the last time a few months ago - what exactly does she post on here that's she's so worried about?
    
    pentargo @TheoGB | 1 Mar '13, 17:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Dunno. She's regular banned, though.
      
      So all her current posts should stay, etc.
      
      TheoGB @pentargo | 1 Mar '13, 17:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - She does seem a bit nuts, a bit crazy in the coconut...
        
        pentargo @TheoGB | 1 Mar '13, 17:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - please tell me it's permanent
    
    and she can't sign up again
    
    japes @TheoGB | 1 Mar '13, 17:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    Icarus-Smicarus and Steved this'd this
  - This is reminding me of when Alan Partridge sacks his production team.
    
    ps - don't ban me Theo!
    
    LOLpop @TheoGB | 1 Mar '13, 18:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    jopzorz this'd this
  - Is this all pretty thrilling for you Theo
    
    I enjoyed kicking yesimaduck out of the plug.dj room I can only imagine how good banning people on the actual forum is
    
    mug_mug_mug @TheoGB | 2 Mar '13, 10:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
i'm taking the credit for this.

no-class | 1 Mar '13, 19:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
New users couldn't sign up?

fullerov | 1 Mar '13, 19:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Not since November
  
  Was the simplest way to stop spam and trolls
  
  sean @fullerov | 2 Mar '13, 10:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
just for the record...

i recently banned all my other accounts bar this one, as Teho could confirm if he wasnt so fucking precious about me being a more proactive, more popular admin than him. all my joke accounts are long dead, you can easily check. should a new LFC4LYF-YNWA, NeedlessleyDefensive, or AFC_Trophy_Cabinet pop up, not me. Tbh, i
think we all know that my comedy evolves far too quickly for me to revive any of those old relics!

forzaborza | 1 Mar '13, 19:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Bit of a needy reply TBH, pal. You might want to consider deleting it.
  
  TheoGB @forzaborza | 1 Mar '13, 20:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  wishpig, OvertakenByTractors, no-class, Body_In_The_Thames, and Antelope this'd this
  - watch yourself, mate.
    
    forzaborza @TheoGB | 2 Mar '13, 09:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
cool we need some new sexy women on here

Or at least some bored men pretending to be sexy women.

zxcvbnm- | 2 Mar '13, 13:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
- meowington to thread
  
  Parsefone @zxcvbnm- | 3 Mar '13, 11:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
- yeah thats what I'm leaning towards
  
  Used to have one called Frances_Heart. Damn, start a thread as her and you were guaranteed 100 slathering dog replies within seconds.
  
  inside-outside @zxcvbnm- | 4 Mar '13, 12:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
Been waiting for this for months

Can't wait to join the manchester clique and drop some truth bombs in the football threads.

Shinjers | 4 Mar '13, 11:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Did you want me to delete the other profile you made?
  
  I assume you were getting a bit trigger happy in signing up.
  
  TheoGB @Shinjers | 4 Mar '13, 11:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Yes please
    
    Got the email address wrong in the first one and couldn't figure out how to change it. Top admin(n)ing bro!
    
    Shinjers @TheoGB | 4 Mar '13, 11:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - No probs.
      
      They appeared together on the list with almost the same email so I made a note.
      
      TheoGB @Shinjers | 4 Mar '13, 12:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
really strange that there havent been any new account attempts by the (not) russian troll

i guess he has moved on in his life, good luck to him!

wishpig | 4 Mar '13, 12:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
- my e-mail inbox says otherwise.
  
  no-class @wishpig | 4 Mar '13, 13:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - it's probably not him
    
    since he seems to have disappeared. hope he's alright really :)
    
    wishpig @no-class | 4 Mar '13, 13:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I thought GOOD_WORK_THEO_CUNT was him
      
      but maybe you're right, could just as easily have been marckee.
      
      Parsefone @wishpig | 4 Mar '13, 16:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      cocodaLOL this'd this
Theo just so you know

I'm starting a fake account as a sexy lady this evening. You'd better allow it

inside-outside | 4 Mar '13, 12:53 | X | ^ This | Reply

zxcvbnm- and inside-outside this'd this
- and when I start dropping secksbombs all over the place
  
  you'd better allow it
  
  inside-outside @inside-outside | 4 Mar '13, 15:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
drownedinsound

cat_race | 4 Mar '13, 13:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
Can you close registration again?

Cheers

Royter-Hatfood | 4 Mar '13, 16:43 | X | ^ This | Reply

cocodaLOL, japes, Jordan_229_2, deadonthestairs, wishpig, guntrip, zxcvbnm-, and joeymahone this'd this

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