there is absolutely nothing in your bin? Do you do what I do and sneakily put rubbish in other people's bin? Or do you empty your bin around lunchtime every day?
- 3 sheets of paper that I was too lazy to take to the recycling point
- Plastic wrapper from some biscuits
- Banana skin
- A sub-standard pen
- A quiche box and tin casing
- A tissue
- Some water that I was too lazy to walk to the sink to discard
they never claimed to be the most chocolatey biscuit, just that you might enjoy one "if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit". Only simpletons would conclude from this that it was the most chocolatey biscuit on the market despite no such claim ever being made.
bought a pack of caramel digestives and a multi-pack of penguins. the pack of penguins contains one that has the same joke on. i've got a fax number to contact them with now though
you should bite off diagonally opposite corners
and drink your tea through it. best thing ever.
too late
surely you bought a pack?
do it next time?
i was gifted one
Yes!
Also sublime with Chocolate Fingers.
Doesn't work*
I <3 penguins
Fucking amazing
i haven't had one for years. BUYING TODAY. thanks c_r
Do they still have those jokes on the wrapper?
If so what was the joke
What's a penguin's favourite footwear?
flipper-floppers.
absolutely should have been 'flipper-flops'
absolute shower of chocolate pricks. i'm going to email them
Did you have to pick the wrapper out of the bin
in order to check the joke or was the empty wrapper on your desk? If it is the latter then what is your average desk rubbish incubation time?
it was in my bin
it was the only thing in my bin
So until 14:12 on a Friday
there is absolutely nothing in your bin? Do you do what I do and sneakily put rubbish in other people's bin? Or do you empty your bin around lunchtime every day?
well what sort of stuff should i be putting in my bin?
Rubbish
haven't had any until recently
my plastic coffee cups go in the bin next to the machine as i tend to get rid of it once i get a fresh brew
can't think of any other rubbish
What I've put in my bin today:
- 3 sheets of paper that I was too lazy to take to the recycling point
- Plastic wrapper from some biscuits
- Banana skin
- A sub-standard pen
- A quiche box and tin casing
- A tissue
- Some water that I was too lazy to walk to the sink to discard
It's weird to think that you can put water in a bin
and it will go to landfill along with the other rubbish and get buried under ground somewhere
this is a lot of bin activity
there's a thread in this
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To be fair to Club
they never claimed to be the most chocolatey biscuit, just that you might enjoy one "if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit". Only simpletons would conclude from this that it was the most chocolatey biscuit on the market despite no such claim ever being made.
they're making incredibly dodgy inferences
i might email club as well
got two quid's worth of mcvites vouchers
bought a pack of caramel digestives and a multi-pack of penguins. the pack of penguins contains one that has the same joke on. i've got a fax number to contact them with now though
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:D
Brilliant
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