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i'm eating a penguin. it's got more chocolate on it than a club. it was all marketing.
and drink your tea through it. best thing ever.
do it next time?
Also sublime with Chocolate Fingers.
i haven't had one for years. BUYING TODAY. thanks c_r
If so what was the joke
absolute shower of chocolate pricks. i'm going to email them
in order to check the joke or was the empty wrapper on your desk? If it is the latter then what is your average desk rubbish incubation time?
it was the only thing in my bin
there is absolutely nothing in your bin? Do you do what I do and sneakily put rubbish in other people's bin? Or do you empty your bin around lunchtime every day?
my plastic coffee cups go in the bin next to the machine as i tend to get rid of it once i get a fresh brew
can't think of any other rubbish
- 3 sheets of paper that I was too lazy to take to the recycling point
- Plastic wrapper from some biscuits
- Banana skin
- A sub-standard pen
- A quiche box and tin casing
- A tissue
- Some water that I was too lazy to walk to the sink to discard
and it will go to landfill along with the other rubbish and get buried under ground somewhere
there's a thread in this
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they never claimed to be the most chocolatey biscuit, just that you might enjoy one "if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit". Only simpletons would conclude from this that it was the most chocolatey biscuit on the market despite no such claim ever being made.
i might email club as well
bought a pack of caramel digestives and a multi-pack of penguins. the pack of penguins contains one that has the same joke on. i've got a fax number to contact them with now though
do keep us posted