Gangs of New DiS
With the new site launch imminent (ahahahahaha, good one, sean!) which DiS gangs will you continue to be a part of/attempt to affiliate yourself with.
Obviously there is the MME (Manc Metrpolitan Elite) which appears to be solely populated by male bearded mancunians, the LME (London Metropolitan Elite) with a number of rivalries and subgroups but generally seem to like Bodeans and working in offices.
But there is more than just geographical alliances, with definite groups of dissers ie. Wishpig and her crew, the prefects (mods), tinychatters etc.
Who is in your Gang and why?
Obviously I see myself as a Lone Ranger figure, but without Tonto and the racist/homosexual undertones, more of a Shane figure, from the hit film Shane. Riding alone, taking on the evils of the community, before riding off into the sunset, mortally wounded from all the self-righteousness and sickened from the smell of ammonia, while chased by a small boy*
*hot chick
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Pun Gang
Pun Fu Fighting.
i guess the only group i really belong to now is the admins.
having a complete overhaul for the new site apparently
sean is already cutting corners and has promised Howard the Thai unicycle show rescue monkey a senior admin role, but word is his typing isn't going to make the grade
hoping to get into Theo's Science Club
no chance mate
you are in 'the strange men of dis' catagory ....like me
Strange old man
The Get Along Gang
Worst cartoon ever? Either way, it was FUCKING SHIT.
had never heard of it, wiki says
adolescent anthropomorphic animal characters in the fictional town of Green Meadow........have various adventures whose upbeat stories intended to show the importance of teamwork and friendship!!! sounds wonderful!!!!*
*FUCKING SHIT
"oh, that guy!" group
Not really keen on anyone except the few sluts that roam around
background posters unite!
you're pretty obviously in the Likes Slightly Weird Shit crew
with me, anal_s and a few othersuch
although I'm also in the creakyknees/marckee/brusma crew of righteous liberal intellectualism
idk thinking about it now 'crews' are silly, I'm in about 19 different 'crews' depending on what I'm posting about. codpieceface cricket prog crew. 8stepstoperfection championship football zing crew. WOTEVAH
very sexist of me to not include tiramisu and darwindude in the CORLI
sorry
can i join your weirdo crew please?
as long as there's no hazing rituals anyway
i know what you weirdos are like
ah shit yeah obvs you're one of the othersuch
I guess we'll have DoC as well, although really he belongs with untrue and still_here in the doomcrew
oh cool! i need still_here to join the sheffield metropolitan elite actually; it's pretty much non-existent these days :(
HEY
i feel like i should really have actually spent time hanging out with you and i don't really know why i haven't. Mainly me being a bit of a knob i think.
Those 10 seconds we spent chatting with each other were my favourite 10 seconds of 2010
haha just remembered when i PMd you asking where to get WEED from for a 'friend'
wasn't even a friend they just wanted to have sex with me
great times
haha, yeah that was pretty funny. well my neighbour is a dealer now, it's very handy
:( why dont you want to be normal like me?
Also
I see myself as a lone wolf, fighting a one man battle against left wing mind fascism that penetrates these boards like a boner of ignorance penetrates a vagina of knee jerk judgementalism.
I'm sure you'll all agree with this. Horny.
DiS Hipster Hikers.
Me, Eltham and Fullerov go out to some local caves or a renowned owl sanctuary, make some sustainable chilli and talk about girl problems while listening to Ducktails and Nina Nastasia.
I hope you take your EOS 7Ds with you
westside
:)
does Scout have a beard?
We$t Coa$t Nigga$ (mansfield woodhouse chapter)
The Fighting Mongooses, that's a good team name
<3
I'm part of a group that you don't know about
nah. i've shown him the list of DiS chicks whose boobs i've seen.
nah there's a small to medium sized group of people who've seen my boobs
you're not on it cause you turned down my advances.
Small to medium sized group
:D
The people who like daddyorchips
I refuse to join this gang.
fuckin' chib aw eh ye's
I freely roam from gang to gang
like some kind of gang hussy.
you're in the LSWSC
whether you like it or not, even if you do have bizarre opinions about sir alfred h
it's the gang I was born into
social climbing is for people who like regular shit.
MME4lyf
boothstown posse represent. what happened to noise_annoys?
He disappeared when Man City won the league.
You're thinking ok
*you're thinking of kik
Is what I meant to say.
Then I was gonna say 'oh, wait' but the moment's gone.
Oh we are through.
D:
c'mon, we have a bright future: sainsbury's, and guided buses.
Can we start a GBV tribute band
that somehow incorporates the Boothstown guided bus route?
i guess
maybe we can wrangle tim burgess
I think us Newcastlers are a gang of sorts
If one of us mentions something region specific someone else will chime in with their own comment on it or ask a question.
greggs amiright
Baker's Oven RIP
I'm in the Gang of Overly-Serious Posters Who Occasionally Post Something Vaguely Amusing.
or the GSOPWOPSVA, as we're snappily known.
Join us. We're awesome. And I'm lonely in it by myself. Mostly the latter.
you, -dan- and robluvsnic are perhaps of a piece
a piece I enjoy reading, too
a piece of what, though?
logical ineffability masquerading as harmless japes
I always wanted to be ineffable
Hi
Expat crew, mount up
I think most of the reason I come here is to cure my subconscious homesickness
Cure?
you're only feeding the addiction by being here
poo cru 4eva
autofill^
I'm a prominent member
of the Circle Jerk Massive
summer 2008 night shift diaspora
Those were the days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI93w0OV6D8
halcyon
RIP whiterussian
Those who joined just before they stopped that happening.
people who like the band 'cows'
we're the greatest
noise rock lads
winning the thread so far
very unexpected
the 'fix'-it kids
lone wolves gang
although in fairness I'll join any gang that's wolf related
icouldwinarabbit
:D
I'd love to know what % of your posts are just 'icouldwinarabbit'.
I say 'love', I'd be mildly interested at best.
Evil Sean Adams doesn't give people the stats they truely want
they people who try to be funny
but only really end up posting simpsons quotes/clips
gang
Drowned in Sound?
do you want to borrow a feelin?
Glasgow Young Team
Hi
(Senior member, reporting for duty). Bye (taxi here!) x
last.fm allstars
DrownedinSound Donkeys NFL franchuise
didn't mean to this this :(
I'm getting too old for this shit massiv
pure at heart
this is basically you, shrewbie, dicko, gb, jazzy and poosie
<3 yall even if I can never be as pure
I'm the most pure of heart out of anyone
that's, like, my thing.
THAT'S WHY LIFE IS HARD FOR ME
...
vxaHCNOWIfheiufhdCSBFWSQj9wDHBONSQUISHY
The SheeldzaLOL BovverBoys And Shucks.
Best crew ever
my transfer to the thames valley elite is coming along nicely
Gang who want to sing this song at karaoke
please this if you want to join
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geoOlQcJe_4
i'll sing this on my own FINE
I will be all three of the Bee Gees just you watch
Buzzkill Cru
Me and MPBH. Right bro?
I bring in the buzz
I bring in the sun.
Yeah, I probably just killed the buzz again with a reference to Londonbeat
I don't think I go out deliberately to be a buzzkill
It's just I have a very narrow span of obsessions for DIS:
1. EXTREMISM in white nationalist and Islamist circles and how it relates to the cast of Made in Chelsea (not making this up)
2. Obscure 90s Eurodance cheddar
3. Audrey Horne
4. Retrospectives on kids' TV and looking at the twins from Fun House in a more sordid way
5. Whether my favourite spot to eat my lunch in my hometown being right outside the sixth form centre (where the girls still wear school uniform) makes me an honorary nonce
Yeah, I need some new gimmicks.
NZ GNG
Only person I know of that's from NZ is Gorkys_Forever. Was LLB originally from here? Or does he just really like rugby? Is Mr Infinite_Jest? I don't know.
Don't really know what gang I'd be a part of tbh
Lucien was from NZ
given his recent absence, the past tense in the sentence could well have sinister overtones.
I was born in NZ
What are the perks of being in this gang? If you can get me some of those pineapple sweets then I'm in.
Frozen Pineapple Lumps
probably the greatest thing this country has ever produced. I'll see what I can do
Not got a clue
...you tell me?
^Clueless gang
^trying to make 'Fetch' happen.
The AintLikeItUsedToBe 90s Division
Squishy gang
Superfriends
Ssuper Ffrends
I never found out who was in wishpig's crew
other than wishpig
The Van Buren Boys....
named after the 8th President of the United States of America.
I'm in my own crew.
I dislike everyone on here equally.
i'm a floater.
the one man gang
dear oh dear.
can i be in the Meths Day-Glo Committee (MDGC)?
shit gang
can't be having that
"mediocre" or "average gang at best", surely?
Theo asked
if I wanted to join 'The Titties'. I declined. He had a jacket made up and everything, huge fleecey milker.
huge fleecy milker
that's a 10am reducer
SAGA
Senile And Getting Arthritic.
Posts are usually about families, and how much better things were 20 years ago.
We tend to post individually and not as a team.
F5
Thickos
Its just me and meths so far.
The HARD Collective
Henrys against ridiculous Dysons.
can i join?
The Gang-Bang Gang
Muslim Brotherhood
Aryan Brotherhood
I like to play both sides...
Muslim AND Hindu?
The Hare Krishnas are the 5th largest army in the world?
Remember Press Gang?
I bloody loved Press Gang.
Julia Sawalha was never sexier
Dexter Fletcher was never more American
Dexter Fletcher was a complete belm in it wasn't he?
I loved him, of course.
I KNEW HIM WHEN HE WAS BREATHING; HE WAS A GOOD MAN, HE WAS A YOUNG MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OUY5GOOGcY
Sorry, you were talking about something else
I'll let myself out.
:D
I just listened to this, loud, with my headphones on. At the end I realised my headphones weren't plugged in.
:D
The Almighty Gaylords
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxQZUQkeqv8
I dont think Im in any gang really, Im not particularly distinctive enough really
I guess Im in the 'Lets all pile on Gay Guavara' gang, but then again so is everyone.
Crusties
judging from no-class's thread yesterday
there seems to be an IT gang of sorts.
Lurkers army
Silent, deadly and hundreds strong.
ooh yes
plus we dont know your weaknesses.
Although you are unproven in battle and are not as hardened as we are
I'm in Gary Glitters gang
*ring
There IS a disappointing lack of poontang in MME
we're all jut in love with a certain DiSers gf
I don't even know who I am anymore
quizzy rascal
Can't believe I'm in the same one as DaddyorChips
You can go and suck my dick for that one
Dunno why I said that
Sorry to everyone
Are you a sponge,
or a stone?
I don't get why people think you and still_here are similar
I love you both but for very different reasons
actually some of the reasons are quite similar