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I think "buggered a heron" is in the same sketch. Poor heron. Herons don't even have a separate anal/urinal tract, so the assailant would have had to carve his own before commencing buggery
this is the one from the THE POUND HAS BEEN STOLEN! bit on The Day Today. 'shunt' :D
still, 'made good with their legs across open ground' = <3
"Throughout the day, bank officials
have refused to confirm the rumours
that the pound was only vulnerable at
all because they removed it to play
with at lunchtime and forgot to put it
And he's legged it.
That's all I wanted to say.
that the junior treasury minister Michael Portillo carries a sawn-off shotgun to constituency meetings, corners children in parks and chews their cheeks, and has frequent sexual intercourse with stray animals, claiming "As long as it's got a backbone, I'll do it".
That story we reported last week, and have since discovered it to be untrue.