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Would you come out the winner if a full bar-style brawl suddenly kicked off?
Or would you be smushed to a pulp?
There's a row of desks that leads all the way. I'd be fine, don't worry
I'd probably just get ripped to shreds by claws
as long as noone blind sided me whilst I was taking care of business theres a good chance of me winning, lot of pregnant women here though. :/
swollen mits and apoplectic rage mean that they are the most dangerous of all, I see your point
the story of one inspirational pregnant woman really decking people
I work with a pre-op transvestite, an emo, a very frail czech girl, a 60 year old woman, and an ex-marine suffering from some kind of mental breakdown.
also, the ex marine could go rogue and start snapping necks, crying
and I saw him get dropped in a pub for being a twat. Hes got nothing.
or possibly the hatchet-woman sat opposite me.
it's not a very fighty room
It'd be a fucking blood bath, but I think me and my honours would probably come out near the top
luckily, i'm mates with him, so we'd probably win
My only hope is that he wouldn't harm a woman. Then I'd shank him with a letter opener.
just really like the concept of you putting up your hands and going shhh it's okay, we don't need to fi- TASTE COLD LETTER OPENER YOU SHITSIPPER
Every chance I'd tire out before winning BR
...there's probably someone that could take me, but I like to think I'd make the final rounds.
There's a chap to the left of me who has a black belt in aikido - would probably have to start by smashing a chair over his head.
Call him a few names and he'll start getting flashbacks to wetting himself in Year 3 or something.
...that kind of guy.
the only boys are massively indie or IT geeks. you decide.
i've just remembered one of the girls is a karate champion.
i've just remembered when someone dared her to punch them in the stomach.
that's two hiccups already
i'd probably be knackered after taking everyone else on, as they'd all be too scared to try it on with her. she's fucking nails.
and fixes people with a look that says 'i could rip your kidneys out if you wanted'. terrifying*
*kind of hot
i've just remembered it's not full contact karate.
she's going down.
This is pretty much the scenario in most rooms I enter.
However I do endorse this thread.
there'll be people on him by the second shot.
WO. have i just realised what no holds barred means?
in a fight, certain holds are allowed. because there are some holds that would completely shut down a fight within 10 seconds, so i assume that no holds barred would make everything more interesting
as there are just two small female doctors, but they are doctors so know where my kidneys and spleen are - could be beneficial if they were to retain their composure.
he's very much the yaya toure of our office football matches
I like my odds
I'd probably still be smashed to a pulp though
damn it. should have caught that! i'm losing my edge :(
Reckon I could take myself though.
so I reckon I'm fucked. One of them only wears t-shirts to do with MMA.
knock him out
So I reckon I've got a good, solid, 50% chance.
reckon i'd be top 10 but there are some absolute heffers in benefits who look well sturdy
I woul beat everyone in this thread up though so SHUT UP
I would hide under my desk in fear
farts a lot and eats with his mouth open.
i could take him.
but I am a narcistic fantasist so that counts for nothing