Me and DaddyorChips have reached an agreement
Negotiations preceded for two months, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Exhausting. When you negotiate you're looking for a result in which both parties are satisfied but neither are happy, and this adequately describes the situation we've ended up with here.
On Friday the 15th of March 2013, I, untrue, and him, DaddyorChips will be committing simultaneous suicide atop Grindslow Knoll, the third highest hill in the Peak District. Located in Edale Moor, the 601 metre deathclimb will be punctuated with monotony, shit jokes about sodomy and (largely ceremonial) attempts to change the past.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
About time
Well this is a truly assertive
attempt at changing the future.
Will you be holding hands?
I don't know why but I really need to know this.
Someone get this man a pop-slap bass outtro and a rimshot
because humour just got a new saviour!
is this intentionally ironic?
(don't k)no(w who you are pal?)
hmmmmm
*frrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt
Schizophrenia is a condition that can be treated you know
i cant wait that long
I'd have gone for Kinder Scout or maybe even Wynetts Pass nr Castleton (the views are stunning this time of the year)
But good luck anyway
right next to it/joined to it.
Nice sheer drop down to the tarmac road below from the side of Winnat's Pass
There's some lovely fossils up there too, well worth a look before throwing yourselves.
Wynetts Pass
ho ho
bit needy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTlrNH5IfZs
Is this a joke or are you actually going for a ramble in the countryside together?
bd either way
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what will you be eating before hand?
Foot?
why has it taken six days to bring this news?
oh yeah
it is not March.
Count me in too, boys.
steady, steady..
slow down you TWAT!!!!
Don't do that, untrue.
no you won't
congratulations!
Well this is a fine subject for comedy.
Top bants, lads. Top bants.
what if he's serious?
pls take cat_race with you
This thread will appear in the Daily Mail under the headline
Working class scum on internet chatroom drive impressionable youngsters to suicide
Is DaddyorChips really Untrue's Tyler Durden?
can I dj?
Don't forget to having something to eat first
The grammar in the OP makes me sick
I hope they think better of their families and thoroughly check the 'official' notes
There must be nothing more heartbreaking
for the deceased's loved ones than to have to struggle through a poorly proof-read suicide note.
Not even sure what's wrong with it
There isn't anything, really.
Other than the fact you've muddled up precede and proceed.
I thought about that and went for precede
because the negotiations preceded the deal
Wrap up warm
Sorry, washing my hair that night.
-simultaneous suicide-
is a great band name
You wont commit to it
you'll both complain about missing it
you'll both post threads about it
you'll both attempt it again
repeat as necessary
I'm not entirely convinced you're separate people
This isn't funny
and you should both feel bad.
I see your ploy
It's a bit chilly up there today
did you bookmark this and set your alarm? :)
That would be a really sad thing to do, wouldn't it...?
yes
"monotony, shit jokes about sodomy and (largely ceremonial) attempts to change the past."
Still a great line.
:D
That Bag Head fella would kill for a line like that
"In its own day only a minor cult success, untrue's first novel - re-published in this new edition with extensive revisions by the author - reaffirms its place in the cannon of classic early 21st century literature and puts to rest any claim (to quote a well know critic of the time) that it consisted of nothing but monotony, shit jokes about sodomy and (largely ceremonial) attempts to change the past."
I guess it's time, beautiful friend.