Negotiations preceded for two months, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Exhausting. When you negotiate you're looking for a result in which both parties are satisfied but neither are happy, and this adequately describes the situation we've ended up with here.
On Friday the 15th of March 2013, I, untrue, and him, DaddyorChips will be committing simultaneous suicide atop Grindslow Knoll, the third highest hill in the Peak District. Located in Edale Moor, the 601 metre deathclimb will be punctuated with monotony, shit jokes about sodomy and (largely ceremonial) attempts to change the past.