Boards

but on the train or bus is always good.

Sorted.

and then thin out the glory trail on my tummy so that you can really sort of appreciate the fella.

Just sort of blows away in the wind afterwards I guess.

and have a patented water swishing technique to make sure the vast majority of the hairs go down the drain with the water. There's always a few stragglers though.

as long as the leftover hair is short stubbly bits then I just rinse them down the sink

have a mirror that I can carry about, put some newspaper down in front of it, shave, throw, and rinse

hoover up the majority that doesn't go in the bin

I put down a few strips of toilet paper over the plug hole to catch the hairs. If any hairs miss the paper, I wipe them up.

Easy peasy.

shaving my cheeks to stop me looking like Benicio Del Toro in Wolfman.

Since Christmas I have been 'maintaining' a beard. I dry shave too.

Generally, I use a comb to bring out the longest hairs and then trim along the comb with the beard trimmer. Before I did this I used to just cut chunks of beard out and have to shave completely. Thinning it like this seems to work really well (and the irritable skin issues I used to have have gone). I do this about once a week. It doesn't generate too much hair.

Shave, then rinse the hair off of the sink.

Anything else sounds a bit unnecessary

the hair will stick to the kids making it easier to collect afterwards

Then shave over it, then wipe the mirror, sink rim and taps down with a bit of dry loo roll, sweeping it into the sink. Then I run the tap and flush it down the plughole. Then I have a shower, to get rid of the trimmings on me.

Sometimes birds come and collect my beard hair to use in their nests.

The circle of life.

then just run the taps and wash the clippage down.
How is this a problem?

with a desk bin on my lap and buzz it off from there. Gets all down my front a bit though.

Then just folds in up, with the trimmings inside, and puts it in the bin.

My girlfriend has a square sink that has no concave to the plug hole. Makes it impossible to clear away most of the cleaved stubble. Seriously takes longer to clean up than it does to trim.

Why would someone (the landlord) want a flat, square sink?

Just shave and rinse the hairs away.

hair clippers, over the toilet, flushed away

plastic bin balancing on my lap, mirror in one hand, clippers in the other, the soothing sounds of Talksport on in the background.

I trim it over the sink looking in the bathroom mirror.

I use a wet tissue to wipe up the hair.

I flush it down the loo so it doesn't block the plughole.

My story is cool, and he called me bro.

placed on a laminate floor. Brush front of self and sweep remains with brush into dustpan.

fog free mirror.
when i had a beard i'd trim in the bathroom over the sink or the bog, either or really

when drilling holes in walls you can tape a paper bag under neath & that collects all the dust etc from the drilling
so do that
tape a paper bag to your chest.
hope this helps.

but I've never had a problem with an un-cleanable sink

Put clingfilm over the sink, the beard/stubble hair sticks to the clingfilm, then just chuck away. No wash-up necessary.

then just hoover it all up. Now it is in the bathroom on the floor, scoop up as much as I can with dry hands, then rub a slightly damp bit of bog roll (baby wipes are good too) until it has all gone. At the same time I can get rid of dust and other bathroom floor stains or mouldy bits. Sorted.

when I trim in there it all seems to go in the sink. But the mirror is better/closer in the bathroom so it's much easier to trim in there. But the hair seems to go absolutely everywhere. I don't understand it.

I just shave over the sink, quick swill of the cold tap, whatever's left after that is down to the taps not doing their job and so isn't really my problem.

and then shave over the bath and collect the hair in the bin.....with a shaver obvs. Otherwise I just block the sink with my hair/have hair everywhere.
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