My team of enthusiastic, dedicated chocolate coated biscuit connoisseurs and I have been working our socks off for the last 14 months to deliver what we believe is not only the tastiest chocolated coated biscuit on the market today, but the one with the highest chocolate to biscuit ratio.
We need YOUR help, however, in choosing a name for our product. Our marketing strategists have put forward the following template:
• One word
• Four letters in length
• Lends itself to the suggestion of some sort of alliance/meeting of people with a common interest
• Easily transferred to the medium of advertising jingle