It stopped for a bit. When I went back in, the noise started up again. In a way it made it worse. I like chatting in between masturbation sessions, my own half time.
trying to make a joke about how a user called 'fappable' was asking about whether someone was still having sex but you've pretty much ruined that. well done.
Can't help but think it's coincided with my girlfriend staying over more often and them now being a bit more aware of how well sound travels in our building.
regularly gets told off by his gf for laughing during sex
i've never heard his sex-laugh but apparently it isn't like a little flirty giggle, its proper guffawing
some people laugh loads during sex (well during foreplay mostly). Why the hate? And the other thing you mentioned (can't bring myself to type "fanny farts") - they're going to happen, so an atmosphere of laughter is better to have when dealing.
There is no need for all this noise. If you are making loads of noise you are BAD at it. You're overcompensating. Or you're needy and you want attention.
because I don't tend to record myself. I think I posisbly grunt a bit, which is just lovely. You just do what you do, surely? UNless you're talking about OTT fake-porno-style noises, in which I'm totally with you on this one.
send them a note
they are not on DiS
may as well watch porn then..?
find the most tedious BBC4 documentary there us on iplayer
And play it really loudly, preferably through a hi-go or something.
^ what I do when I hear my neighbors have sex.
I started to watch Tropic Thunder
but I wasn't finding it funny at all
hi-go?
leave your room, make it obvious its not sex noise of your doing
This is what I did
It stopped for a bit. When I went back in, the noise started up again. In a way it made it worse. I like chatting in between masturbation sessions, my own half time.
ha ha
niiiiiiiiice
nobody needs to have sex noisly.
It's just attention seeking.
There I said it.
without getting too pervy
What actually is the noise they are making? The fucking show-offs.
nah
it's great. makes it better.
cheers.
not that i'd know obviously
being an indie bedwetting virgin, but that's what my friends say
Thats not a very niiiiiiiice thing to say
I guess it all depends on the guys technique perhaps
Has he tried the note technique?
Maybe... You've never gotten someone to be too loud before?
...
Real awkward.
I'm amazing
But if they get too excited I just say `calm down dear I'm only an amazing lover` then resume.
what?
You 'eard
I heard nothing
because you were being SO QUIET :D
Call the police
Stand outside their door and cheer them on.
provide commentary in the voice of John Motson.
I... I... Yes!... I think she's moved into the...
....it looks like the reverse cowgirl there! Surely this time! Yes, it is!
Look at these scenes! Just look at these scenes!
His girlfriend's got football pie all over her chest!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzSQ3xgoh-w
Get a microphone and record them
play it back to them the next day, they won't do it again after that.
order a load of takeaway pizzas to their house
Have a really loud wank
are they still going?
No
but they might be doing it quiety
sneaky bastards
fappable posts "are they still going?".
we've read it
it's here:
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4425502#r7337523
yeah thanks
trying to make a joke about how a user called 'fappable' was asking about whether someone was still having sex but you've pretty much ruined that. well done.
is this a thing at the moment?
My noisy downstairs neighbours have been very quiet recently
Can't help but think it's coincided with my girlfriend staying over more often and them now being a bit more aware of how well sound travels in our building.
that may be the least thinly veiled
post i've ever read
And I'm not even ashamed of it
Thing status:
[x]a thing
[ ]not a thing
Why this *rash* of loud sex threads recently?
Is it a seasonal thing?
Louder the better I say. Bring it on. I'd be happy to end up with noise induced deafness caused by couples fucking near me.
:D
people are having sex
I am not one of those people
You're on DiS
I'm sure you're in very good company, Maz.
dinner?
Oh, wait.
:(
the guy in the room beneath my flatmates
regularly gets told off by his gf for laughing during sex
i've never heard his sex-laugh but apparently it isn't like a little flirty giggle, its proper guffawing
Certain noises during sex are good
Laughter is not one of these. See also: fanny-farts
wtf Noah
some people laugh loads during sex (well during foreplay mostly). Why the hate? And the other thing you mentioned (can't bring myself to type "fanny farts") - they're going to happen, so an atmosphere of laughter is better to have when dealing.
no ignore them
grimly plug away with cold silent steely faced determination
:D
and to think;
people believe that women cry after sex "for no reason"
I just want to reiterate the point I made above.
There is no need for all this noise. If you are making loads of noise you are BAD at it. You're overcompensating. Or you're needy and you want attention.
or you're good at it
Ok. Tell me Noah. What actual noise are you making?
Not altogether sure but
they are always appropriate to the moment
Well what then?
Don't fob me off like that.
I genuinely want to know what these noises are that are so great?
Tricky - I'll ask the gf. But
I think we're maining talking swearing interspersed with various vowel sounds / diphthongs. Her diphthongs are particularly good
well look at mister
has too much sex to even remember what it sounds like
I have no idea if i'm noisy or not
because I don't tend to record myself. I think I posisbly grunt a bit, which is just lovely. You just do what you do, surely? UNless you're talking about OTT fake-porno-style noises, in which I'm totally with you on this one.
Grunting is just not on
my point being
you're not really aware at the time, ar4e you? It's primal and it is what it is. And I am quite good at the sex, you know.
^That 4 should have been a 5
But farting?
You really have to be letting yourself get lost in the moment to guff.
where did I talk about farting?
Oh, did you mean
oral grunting?
ORAL
Okay, it's a bit early mind.
Let's not go there
I was much too far out all my life
And not farting but grunting
And no
I don't know.
I make a growling noise when I come.
I'm feeling a little queasy now
OK : Can everyone make a note to record themselves `at it` (audio only)
and upload it to soundcloud?
(Genuinely for research purposes.)
I will then judge how appropriate this godawful cacaphony is.
Presumably I'll need to be sound isolated
from my lover so you can clearly hear which noises are mine?
there are not many things more erotic than
two adjoining vocal booths with a glory hole between them