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My neighbours are having sex loudly

TheComedian [Edit] [Delete] 77 replies 10:14 February 17th, 2013

I suspect my flatmates think I am watching porn

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send them a note

japes | 17 Feb '13, 10:26 | X | ^ This | Reply

TheComedian and msmonipenni this'd this
- they are not on DiS
  
  TheComedian @japes | 17 Feb '13, 10:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
may as well watch porn then..?

Matt_was_taken | 17 Feb '13, 10:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
find the most tedious BBC4 documentary there us on iplayer

And play it really loudly, preferably through a hi-go or something.

^ what I do when I hear my neighbors have sex.

Tillance | 17 Feb '13, 10:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I started to watch Tropic Thunder
  
  but I wasn't finding it funny at all
  
  TheComedian @Tillance | 17 Feb '13, 15:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
- hi-go?
  
  Raanraals @Tillance | 18 Feb '13, 12:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
leave your room, make it obvious its not sex noise of your doing

soapy | 17 Feb '13, 11:12 | X | ^ This | Reply

sexy_girl this'd this
- This is what I did
  
  It stopped for a bit. When I went back in, the noise started up again. In a way it made it worse. I like chatting in between masturbation sessions, my own half time.
  
  TheComedian @soapy | 17 Feb '13, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ha ha
    
    andyvine @TheComedian | 18 Feb '13, 12:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
niiiiiiiiice

Yesiamaduck | 17 Feb '13, 11:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
nobody needs to have sex noisly.

It's just attention seeking.

There I said it.

zxcvbnm- | 17 Feb '13, 12:38 | X | ^ This | Reply

sexy_girl and kilgore-trout this'd this
- without getting too pervy
  
  What actually is the noise they are making? The fucking show-offs.
  
  zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 17 Feb '13, 12:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
- nah
  
  it's great. makes it better.
  cheers.
  
  Antelope @zxcvbnm- | 17 Feb '13, 13:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  fappable this'd this
  - not that i'd know obviously
    
    being an indie bedwetting virgin, but that's what my friends say
    
    Antelope @Antelope | 17 Feb '13, 13:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Thats not a very niiiiiiiice thing to say
  
  Yesiamaduck @zxcvbnm- | 17 Feb '13, 13:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I guess it all depends on the guys technique perhaps
  
  TheComedian @zxcvbnm- | 17 Feb '13, 15:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Has he tried the note technique?
    
    DaddyorChips @TheComedian | 17 Feb '13, 15:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Maybe... You've never gotten someone to be too loud before?
  ...
  Real awkward.
  
  cocodaLOL @zxcvbnm- | 17 Feb '13, 16:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I'm amazing
    
    But if they get too excited I just say `calm down dear I'm only an amazing lover` then resume.
    
    zxcvbnm- @cocodaLOL | 18 Feb '13, 12:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
- what?
  
  PickledOeuf @zxcvbnm- | 18 Feb '13, 12:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  NoahVale this'd this
  - You 'eard
    
    zxcvbnm- @PickledOeuf | 18 Feb '13, 12:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I heard nothing
      
      because you were being SO QUIET :D
      
      PickledOeuf @zxcvbnm- | 18 Feb '13, 12:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
Call the police

heartworms | 17 Feb '13, 13:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
Stand outside their door and cheer them on.

DaddyorChips | 17 Feb '13, 13:21 | X | ^ This | Reply

_TheBeautifulOnes_ and didyousayhand this'd this
provide commentary in the voice of John Motson.

forzaborza | 17 Feb '13, 13:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I... I... Yes!... I think she's moved into the...
  
  ....it looks like the reverse cowgirl there! Surely this time! Yes, it is!
  
  Look at these scenes! Just look at these scenes!
  
  coolerthantv @forzaborza | 17 Feb '13, 15:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - His girlfriend's got football pie all over her chest!
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzSQ3xgoh-w
    
    jopzorz @coolerthantv | 17 Feb '13, 15:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
Get a microphone and record them

play it back to them the next day, they won't do it again after that.

StormJH | 17 Feb '13, 16:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
order a load of takeaway pizzas to their house

fuck_this_band | 17 Feb '13, 17:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
Have a really loud wank

Icarus-Smicarus | 17 Feb '13, 17:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
are they still going?

fappable | 17 Feb '13, 19:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
- No
  
  but they might be doing it quiety
  
  TheComedian @fappable | 17 Feb '13, 21:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - sneaky bastards
    
    fuck_this_band @TheComedian | 18 Feb '13, 12:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
- fappable posts "are they still going?".
  
  berksy @fappable | 18 Feb '13, 09:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - we've read it
    
    it's here:
    http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4425502#r7337523
    
    inside-outside @berksy | 18 Feb '13, 12:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - yeah thanks
      
      trying to make a joke about how a user called 'fappable' was asking about whether someone was still having sex but you've pretty much ruined that. well done.
      
      berksy @inside-outside | 18 Feb '13, 13:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
is this a thing at the moment?

Noblet | 18 Feb '13, 09:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
- My noisy downstairs neighbours have been very quiet recently
  
  Can't help but think it's coincided with my girlfriend staying over more often and them now being a bit more aware of how well sound travels in our building.
  
  Epimer @Noblet | 18 Feb '13, 09:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - that may be the least thinly veiled
    
    post i've ever read
    
    Noblet @Epimer | 18 Feb '13, 09:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    japes and areyouarealdoctor this'd this
    - And I'm not even ashamed of it
      
      Epimer @Noblet | 18 Feb '13, 09:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Thing status:
  
  [x]a thing
  [ ]not a thing
  
  monoshono @Noblet | 18 Feb '13, 09:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
Why this *rash* of loud sex threads recently?

Is it a seasonal thing?

Louder the better I say. Bring it on. I'd be happy to end up with noise induced deafness caused by couples fucking near me.

saps | 18 Feb '13, 10:05 | X | ^ This | Reply

andyvine this'd this
- :D
  
  oojimaflop @saps | 18 Feb '13, 12:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
people are having sex

I am not one of those people

marilyninthesky | 18 Feb '13, 12:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
- You're on DiS
  
  I'm sure you're in very good company, Maz.
  
  Raanraals @marilyninthesky | 18 Feb '13, 12:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  DaddyorChips and marilyninthesky this'd this
  - dinner?
    
    Oh, wait.
    
    marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 18 Feb '13, 12:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - :(
      
      DaddyorChips @marilyninthesky | 18 Feb '13, 13:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
the guy in the room beneath my flatmates

regularly gets told off by his gf for laughing during sex
i've never heard his sex-laugh but apparently it isn't like a little flirty giggle, its proper guffawing

soapy | 18 Feb '13, 12:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Certain noises during sex are good
  
  Laughter is not one of these. See also: fanny-farts
  
  NoahVale @soapy | 18 Feb '13, 12:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - wtf Noah
    
    some people laugh loads during sex (well during foreplay mostly). Why the hate? And the other thing you mentioned (can't bring myself to type "fanny farts") - they're going to happen, so an atmosphere of laughter is better to have when dealing.
    
    monoshono @NoahVale | 18 Feb '13, 13:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - no ignore them
      
      grimly plug away with cold silent steely faced determination
      
      soapy @monoshono | 18 Feb '13, 13:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - :D
        
        NoahVale @soapy | 18 Feb '13, 13:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - and to think;
        
        people believe that women cry after sex "for no reason"
        
        monoshono @soapy | 18 Feb '13, 13:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
I just want to reiterate the point I made above.

There is no need for all this noise. If you are making loads of noise you are BAD at it. You're overcompensating. Or you're needy and you want attention.

zxcvbnm- | 18 Feb '13, 12:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
- or you're good at it
  
  NoahVale @zxcvbnm- | 18 Feb '13, 12:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Ok. Tell me Noah. What actual noise are you making?
    
    zxcvbnm- @NoahVale | 18 Feb '13, 12:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Not altogether sure but
      
      they are always appropriate to the moment
      
      NoahVale @zxcvbnm- | 18 Feb '13, 12:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Well what then?
        
        Don't fob me off like that.
        
        I genuinely want to know what these noises are that are so great?
        
        zxcvbnm- @NoahVale | 18 Feb '13, 12:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Tricky - I'll ask the gf. But
        
        I think we're maining talking swearing interspersed with various vowel sounds / diphthongs. Her diphthongs are particularly good
        
        NoahVale @zxcvbnm- | 18 Feb '13, 12:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        well look at mister
        
        has too much sex to even remember what it sounds like
        
        soapy @NoahVale | 18 Feb '13, 12:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        marilyninthesky and monoshono this'd this
- I have no idea if i'm noisy or not
  
  because I don't tend to record myself. I think I posisbly grunt a bit, which is just lovely. You just do what you do, surely? UNless you're talking about OTT fake-porno-style noises, in which I'm totally with you on this one.
  
  PickledOeuf @zxcvbnm- | 18 Feb '13, 13:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Grunting is just not on
    
    Raanraals @PickledOeuf | 18 Feb '13, 13:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - my point being
      
      you're not really aware at the time, ar4e you? It's primal and it is what it is. And I am quite good at the sex, you know.
      
      PickledOeuf @Raanraals | 18 Feb '13, 13:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - ^That 4 should have been a 5
        
        NoahVale @PickledOeuf | 18 Feb '13, 13:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        PickledOeuf this'd this
      - But farting?
        
        You really have to be letting yourself get lost in the moment to guff.
        
        Raanraals @PickledOeuf | 18 Feb '13, 13:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        where did I talk about farting?
        
        PickledOeuf @Raanraals | 18 Feb '13, 13:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Oh, did you mean
        
        oral grunting?
        
        Raanraals @PickledOeuf | 18 Feb '13, 13:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        ORAL
        
        PickledOeuf @Raanraals | 18 Feb '13, 13:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Okay, it's a bit early mind.
        
        DaddyorChips @PickledOeuf | 18 Feb '13, 13:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Let's not go there
        
        Raanraals @PickledOeuf | 18 Feb '13, 14:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I was much too far out all my life
        
        And not farting but grunting
        
        DaddyorChips @Raanraals | 18 Feb '13, 13:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - And no
        
        I don't know.
        
        Raanraals @PickledOeuf | 18 Feb '13, 13:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I make a growling noise when I come.
    
    DaddyorChips @PickledOeuf | 18 Feb '13, 13:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I'm feeling a little queasy now
      
      NoahVale @DaddyorChips | 18 Feb '13, 13:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      PickledOeuf, DaddyorChips, and marilyninthesky this'd this
- OK : Can everyone make a note to record themselves `at it` (audio only)
  
  and upload it to soundcloud?
  
  (Genuinely for research purposes.)
  
  I will then judge how appropriate this godawful cacaphony is.
  
  zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 18 Feb '13, 14:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  monoshono this'd this
  - Presumably I'll need to be sound isolated
    
    from my lover so you can clearly hear which noises are mine?
    
    Raanraals @zxcvbnm- | 18 Feb '13, 14:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - there are not many things more erotic than
      
      two adjoining vocal booths with a glory hole between them
      
      berksy @Raanraals | 18 Feb '13, 16:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      Raanraals this'd this

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