I suspect my flatmates think I am watching porn
And play it really loudly, preferably through a hi-go or something.
^ what I do when I hear my neighbors have sex.
but I wasn't finding it funny at all
It stopped for a bit. When I went back in, the noise started up again. In a way it made it worse. I like chatting in between masturbation sessions, my own half time.
It's just attention seeking.
There I said it.
What actually is the noise they are making? The fucking show-offs.
it's great. makes it better.
being an indie bedwetting virgin, but that's what my friends say
Maybe... You've never gotten someone to be too loud before?
But if they get too excited I just say `calm down dear I'm only an amazing lover` then resume.
because you were being SO QUIET :D
....it looks like the reverse cowgirl there! Surely this time! Yes, it is!
Look at these scenes! Just look at these scenes!
play it back to them the next day, they won't do it again after that.
order a load of takeaway pizzas to their house
but they might be doing it quiety
trying to make a joke about how a user called 'fappable' was asking about whether someone was still having sex but you've pretty much ruined that. well done.
Can't help but think it's coincided with my girlfriend staying over more often and them now being a bit more aware of how well sound travels in our building.
post i've ever read
[ ]not a thing
Is it a seasonal thing?
Louder the better I say. Bring it on. I'd be happy to end up with noise induced deafness caused by couples fucking near me.
I am not one of those people
I'm sure you're in very good company, Maz.
regularly gets told off by his gf for laughing during sex
i've never heard his sex-laugh but apparently it isn't like a little flirty giggle, its proper guffawing
Laughter is not one of these. See also: fanny-farts
some people laugh loads during sex (well during foreplay mostly). Why the hate? And the other thing you mentioned (can't bring myself to type "fanny farts") - they're going to happen, so an atmosphere of laughter is better to have when dealing.
grimly plug away with cold silent steely faced determination
people believe that women cry after sex "for no reason"
There is no need for all this noise. If you are making loads of noise you are BAD at it. You're overcompensating. Or you're needy and you want attention.
they are always appropriate to the moment
Don't fob me off like that.
I genuinely want to know what these noises are that are so great?
I think we're maining talking swearing interspersed with various vowel sounds / diphthongs. Her diphthongs are particularly good
has too much sex to even remember what it sounds like
because I don't tend to record myself. I think I posisbly grunt a bit, which is just lovely. You just do what you do, surely? UNless you're talking about OTT fake-porno-style noises, in which I'm totally with you on this one.
you're not really aware at the time, ar4e you? It's primal and it is what it is. And I am quite good at the sex, you know.
You really have to be letting yourself get lost in the moment to guff.
And not farting but grunting
I don't know.
and upload it to soundcloud?
(Genuinely for research purposes.)
I will then judge how appropriate this godawful cacaphony is.
from my lover so you can clearly hear which noises are mine?
two adjoining vocal booths with a glory hole between them
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