talking to yourself
do you ever do this?
i've noticed my flatmate does this near constantly when he thinks i'm not home, some really bizarre shit too
once heard him rehearsing a phonecall to the council to complain before he made it, whilst i can understand the concept of doing this it still strikes me as odd
i think i only really do it when extremely pished and trying to convince myself that my legs do work, or giving myself a pep talk that i'm not actually going to fall off the couch
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Find myself doing it quite a lot when I'm on my own
I like to run through phone conversations in my head before making them, just so I'm clear on what I'm going to say to them. Don't do a practice run of the entire conversation though.
it was a full-on call & answer type thing
bit weird
Yeah. That's just odd
Did he sing some hold music to himself as well?
he does a cracking rendition of greensleeves
when they did it
did they pause, and stop and start as if they were talking or did he just talk it all out?
paused if i remebered correctly
pretending to be the other person on the end of the line would've been certifiable i suspect
i don't know if i'm really talking to myself
but i say a lot of words when i'm on my own. is that the same thing?
I sometimes
like to say "sebastian vettel" really loudly and in an exaggerated Italian accent whilst rubbing my thumb and index finger together.
at the point of climax?
It has been known to happen
You can't control these things.
it's better than
SQUIRTY SQUIRTY TIME!
i guess...
wouldnt say its odd - plenty of people do it
but im more of a singer/whislter/hum a tune type of guy.. unless I stub my toe or cant find something kind of thing
yeah all the time
I just enjoy my own company so much more than most other people's
;-)
I like having arguments with myself
but somehow I always seem to lose.
Hey why were you listening in the first place? That's intrusive.
No listening! You hear me?
sorry did someone say something there?!
you just don't get it do you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE5VB_EY7dY
All the time.
Often in different accents from around the world.
This break up is really affecting me! ;)
I talk to myself as if it's a different person
Like, come on Viney let's be having you. My housemate chats away to himself all the time, it's ace. When you're having a conversation with him in the kitchen and he'll just go off on a tangent chatting away. It's brilliant talking to yourself
like a kinda motivational imaginary friend?
More like a literal voice of reason
Yeah I do this
I'm a weirdo
Yes. All the time...
Just did it now.
Massive mental case.
I sing a lot to myself.
singing, for reasons i can't quite explain
seems a great deal less batshit than gibbering away, especially in differing accents, Lo-Pan i fear for you man ;)
hahah, yeah I think you're right.
I have a habit of bellowing out an earworm as I walk up an empty street, so it can be pretty embarrassing...
I do it
And I must honestly say there is absolutely everything wrong with it, even if everyone does it. It’s part of regular human insanity.
I mostly rehearse conversations, imagining the responses, and responding out loud to those. Inevitably, each of the imagined responses are negative and the entire thing descends into a raging argument that ends with me screaming stuff like, ‘FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL, JUDGEMENTAL CUNT! IF I EVER SEE YOUR ODDLY POINTY FACE AGAIN I’LL SMASH IT IN! I HOPE YOU DIE BY DOING A SHIT THAT’S TOO MASSIVE FOR YOUR CRAPPY BODY TO PROCESS’.
It’s not healthy and ends up breeding utter contempt toward someone I’ve never had an argument with, because I’m obviously fucking mental.
But, althought I say it's not healthy,
it kind of is, because at least I'm not going about screaming in other people's faces. Yeah?
I HOPE YOU DIE BY DOING A SHIT THAT’S TOO MASSIVE FOR YOUR CRAPPY BODY TO PROCESS
:D
i have an inner monologue
y'all mental
Everyone has a seething inner monologue
Sometimes it's nice to check that everyone's out of the flat, that your neighbours aren't and that there's no one in the street, and then loudly letting rip.
The same applies to farting.