The Bitter Barista
A friend brought this to my attention today, been sniggering away for the past 15 minutes.
Apparently he's been fired because of it.
http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2020338098_bitterbaristaxml.html
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yeah i cant even read that
Why, is there a problem with your browser?
Yeah, it's working ok for me as well, don't see what the problem is.
Unless you think its just shite humour but... each to their own, right?
I don't like the layout very much
I assume that is what they mean. The font is a bit on the LARGE size
The layout is a sack of shit
Even if i'm not looking at it in a small window there's white text going over a white background
Your browser's fucked then
http://i.imgur.com/nM6WDAd.png
IE8
Shit website
IE8's pretty sus I guess
but yeah, it normally handles some stuff.
This is definitely 'HTML 5 & fuck you if you're not compliant'. That is bad.
Just had fun with the IE9 F12 developer settings
putting it into IE8, 7 and 6 modes.
Christ.
IE6 actually works better, weirdly. Also even in IE9 there's a rogue blue box there.
So in summary, you're right: coded by a total cunt.
Fucking hell i nearly blacked out reading that
Yeah, I'm not seeing what you're seeing
Layout is still rubbish mind you
simply awful
Reasonably funny
Terribly formatted website
I quite like the format.
OH MY SIDES!!!!!!!!!
hang on - nope, they are fine
The barista job, Watson says, was to help make ends meet while he pursued a career as a hip hop artist going by the name ''Spekulation.'' That’s what he means about baristas being artistic types.
Perkulation would have been better.
Nice.
i don't think he knows the meaning of satire
If I were his boss I'd be far less concerned about his tweets
than the fact that his coffees are coming out looking like the one in the main picture.
a good idea ruined by someone who isn't funny