my nanna worked in the raby for about forty years. i don't think she's stepped in since she retired (even though she only lives on the estate) but she still gives us a ring if there's been a drugs bust. awwwww.
Supposedly where everyone who's single wears green, people in relationships wear red, and people just trying to be difficult wear yellow/orange. Not entirely looking forward to it I must say.
Seriously. If you're bloated to the point of feeling so grim (it's horrible) then drink coke. It'll feel so wrong but then you'll unleash massive gases and you'll feel fine. Better get it over and done with sooner rather than later.
ha ahahahahahaha
i'm going to the match with one of my mates
not sure what his wife is going to be doing tonight
oh...soapy...this is awkward....
:O
are you him/her?
Pub
i think the raby has karoke on
jus sayin
valentine's special?
but it's not even friday!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAbbx1vCYAAcqqT.jpg:large
!!!!!!!!!!!
my nanna worked in the raby for about forty years. i don't think she's stepped in since she retired (even though she only lives on the estate) but she still gives us a ring if there's been a drugs bust. awwwww.
oh man
Fuck Bacchus, we're going to the Raby.
Going to a "traffic light" night at a club
Supposedly where everyone who's single wears green, people in relationships wear red, and people just trying to be difficult wear yellow/orange. Not entirely looking forward to it I must say.
grim
I'm only going as part of a group.
Plus theres a band on before who might be good.
wear brown and pretend to be red-green colourblind
#BANTS
wear red and you'll be more attractive
Fuck these jealous cunts
You go and bag some cock/pussy
Probably just wait in or all my potential suitors.
hi ;)
I've got 3 bottles of Newky Brown
and a good book.
SMUG LYF.
werent you the guy
wanting to be in a relationship this time next year ?
yes
I think I can allow myself one night off, though.
I've already started my 24 hour wankathon-wish me luck!
I spent tonight playing Age of Empires II LAN with some friends
I'd give it maybe a week before I've forgotten what the touch of a woman feels like.
playing a bit of football
might have a sandwich
Um, anyone want to get pissed?
Hi
...on
lol
Didnt go to work
So I sat in a pub for a few hours and talked to unemployed people. Now I'm gonna watch X-Files.
there's a club if you'd like to go
you could meet somebody who really loves you
so you go and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home
and you cry
and you want to die
If you're so funny
then why are you on your own tonight?
and if you're so clever
then why are you on your own tonight?
if you're so very entertaining
then why are you on your own tonight?
if you're so very good looking
why do you sleep alone tonight?
I know
cause tonight is just like any other night
that's why you're on your own tonight
Gonna be a long night for you
huh?
Pulling an all nighter
as I have to be at the airport at 4am but it's a long weekend so I'm spending it back east with my boyfriend, so not all bad :)
I'm gonna eat junk
and fuck about watching TV shows/films. I shall be seeing the lady I'd like to see at the weekend, work patterns means tonight isn't possible.
I've just eaten the most enormous baked potato and I feel horribly unwell
Drink a can of coke
Seriously. If you're bloated to the point of feeling so grim (it's horrible) then drink coke. It'll feel so wrong but then you'll unleash massive gases and you'll feel fine. Better get it over and done with sooner rather than later.
whereas i've just eaten a huge bowl of alpen and feel great
cereal, would you be my valentine
fuuuu
Probably gonna order a curry and watch some Curb Your Enthusiasm
Got a couple of Orangebooms to keep me company, too. YOLO
my mates band are playing in Sunderland
i shall be going on my own. once i get out of this negative mood
I've been say on my own in a pub fir 15 minutes
Never felt like such a loser before. I forgot to bring a sodding book.
going out. just gonna look lonely and bag them pitying honeyz
I'm gonna be sporting my I NEED TO CHANGE THE PAST t-shirt.