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Chubby Checker sues HP over penis app

soapy [Edit] [Delete] 14 replies 14:11 February 14th, 2013

LOL

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/feb/14/chubby-checker-sues-hewlett-packard?intcmp=ILCMUSTXT9385

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Chubby Checker's legacy takes a phallic twist. Photograph: Getty Images

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pichaelmarker | 14 Feb '13, 14:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
His lawyer is called Willie Gary

:-|

moker | 14 Feb '13, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply

soapy, DaddyorChips, and shes_so_high this'd this
What's astounding is that 84 people actually paid $0.99 for that app.

SenorDingDong | 14 Feb '13, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply

Epimer this'd this
- i bet its the maddest bants
  
  soapy @SenorDingDong | 14 Feb '13, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Hey, what shoe size are you? *stifles giggle*
    
    SenorDingDong @soapy | 14 Feb '13, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - The thing is, they blatantly haven't researched this 'cause the other night I saw this midget in a porno, yeah,
      
      and he had a MASSIVE cock.
      
      DaddyorChips @SenorDingDong | 14 Feb '13, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
- almost as astounding as the maths
  
  84 x 0.99 = 500,000,000
  
  and that's assuming the developer was making 100% profit
  
  (obviously they must be claiming substantial damages as well as recovering the profits, but it's more fun to wilfully misrepresent the details)
  
  podge @SenorDingDong | 14 Feb '13, 14:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
I was hoping the HP in question meant the makers of HP sauce, so I'd be able to make some sort of condiments/condoms joke.

DaddyorChips | 14 Feb '13, 14:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^this
  
  #endofthepier
  #disappointment
  #LOL
  
  TheWza @DaddyorChips | 14 Feb '13, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
The last line of the article is a nice touch it has to be said.

GetOffMyLawn | 14 Feb '13, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
- should've made that last sentence a hashtag
  
  soapy @GetOffMyLawn | 14 Feb '13, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - HASHTAGFAIL
    
    GetOffMyLawn @soapy | 14 Feb '13, 15:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - #shoesizeunknown #jussayin
      
      soapy @GetOffMyLawn | 14 Feb '13, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- His shoe size is unknown-AAAH?
  
  DaddyorChips @GetOffMyLawn | 14 Feb '13, 15:25 | X | ^ This | Reply

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