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My brother before he started going to the gym
He's got a pretty good recent poo story that I'm sure he'd woo you with
Who looks like Donna Air
So I would have to do something radical to alter my appearance
So I think I'd be like one of those men who have slim waists, fat hips and man boobs.
If I were actually born a man I'd probably be like my Dad. Over 6 foot and solidly built, like a rugby player. My Dad was nice looking in the face when he was younger so I'd be handsome too. And he has curly hair.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
here's me doing so housework (bit NSFW)
also, you play now, or I'm just going to start speculating
and there were all these hastily-snapped, overexposed pictures of her wearing a burka
when I was a fat little kid I came down the stairs after a shower with a towel wrapped around my head and my dad said I looked exactly like her. I totally did as well.
So, her. Now: probably me but in a wig
I'm skinny see.
Women would hate me and my ability to wear glamorous clothes.
"Fucking fit. I'm skinny see.Women would hate me and my ability to wear glamorous clothes."
Are you saying that you are only fit as a woman if you are skinny?
Shame on you.
This site is a minefield.
I'm talking about myself. I can be sexist about myself right? I'd do me. I wouldn't care about my personality or skillsets. I'D TREAT ME LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT.
actual answer from you please
afaik i'd be a carrot.
More like a woman.
I'm just guessing, like.
With a massive penis.
Or Velma from Scooby Doo, but real.
you could see how I would look like courteney love as a female
I have a very round/typically 'feminine' shaped face and big boobs and long hair and I dont have any brothers. I would look even more awful IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE.
what does your dad look like?